Rad Blackrose Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 I just read this off another forum somewhere out in the internet. I had to post it, it was so damn funny. --------- THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (A furious lightsaber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing off LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks down, and realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.) VADER Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. LUKE He told me enough. He told me you killed him! VADER No! I am your father! LUKE That's not true! Thats impossible! VADER Search your feelings; you know it to be true! LUKE NO! VADER Yes it is true, and you know something else? You know that brass droid of yours? LUKE Threepio? VADER Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old. LUKE No! VADER Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp. LUKE I destroyed your precious Death Star! VADER When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! Oh, and I used your precious R2 unit to help me. LUKE Not R2 as well?! Well it's not my fault. VADER Oh, here we go... "Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's a Dark Lord of the Sith...waaah, waah." LUKE Shut up! VADER You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi Knights! LUKE I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon! VADER Oh, for the love of the Emperor! 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human ever to fly a Pod Racer, right here baby! (Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.) VADER I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are but you sure ain't mine. (Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.) VADER And get a haircut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
druid Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 OMFG !!! AWESOME Now, go film that alternate sequence please Mr. Lucas .....'n put it on the upcoming DVD:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Hee, thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NwO_2k_Mutt Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 too damn funny ! I am surprised Luke didnt write a "I hate my parents becasue they screwed up my life" song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydian Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 :D That was great! Thanks for sharing it with us. I am such a Star Wars junkie, I'm just sad that I didn't think of it first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Maximus Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Brought a smile to an otherwise dull day! Thanks! :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robrob Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 LOL that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehomicidalegg Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 Oh, here we go... "Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's a Dark Lord of the Sith...waaah, waah." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brina1 Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Rad Blackrose VADER Yes it is true, and you know something else? You know that brass droid of yours? At that moment I began laughing hysterically... the rest of it was just chuckling becuase I was out of energy... it was hilarious even if I did see the rest of it coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerAir1587249581 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 LOL THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 LOL, that is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by JerAir LOL THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!! Why did you bump this???????????? This thread is soooo old.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 lol lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 sorta the wrong place to post this thread, but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 *ROFL* *LMAO* That was the best eding to that movie.....I wonder if George is gonna shoot that scene! *ROFL* *LMAO* -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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