Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Gazing into the warzone that once was the Swamp, you see what can be described only as chaos. Alien dropships are landing, spilling more legions of alien warriors into the fray. These ships, however, are not like the ones you saw last time. These ones are larger, stronger, and bristling with blazing weapons. Even more importantly, so are the alien warriors themselves. That humiliating loss they suffered so long ago did not bode well with them, and they are back to destroy the very source of their past defeat: The Shrine of the Spoons. In their failed invasion, the primary factor in their annihilation was the power contained by spoons, and those who wield them: the Spoon Mages. They have now laid seige to the holy fortress surrounding the Shrine of the Spoons. If that fortress is razed, the alien hordes will destroy the Shrine, forever destroying the great source of mana that makes spoons such incredible tools of magic, and render them powerless eating utensils. If this happens, the world will be thrown into chaos. Without the omniprescent power of spoons to keep the other forces of magic in the universe in check, the universe itself will be thrown into turmoil. No matter how hard the fortress defenders are trying, their endurance is slowly dwindling. The situation is becoming increasingly dire, and without intervention, the consequences will be disasterous. It is time for us, the defenders of the Swamp, the take up arms and repel the alien invasion. It is time for heroes both old and new to rise, and seize their chance both to save the Swamp, and leave their mark in the annals of history. If they do not, all they hold dear should be destroyed. Fight or flee: Its your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 *Gazing over the combat zone, Lunatic Jedi readies his weapons and armor. He glances behind himself quickly to see the rest of the defenders readying themselves. He prepares to give the signal to attack.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 i will fight. i will not let the alien invaders take anyone away and probe them. *draws saber and charges with a battle cry* ..... *stops relaizing noone is with him*.....*waits for others* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Lunatic Jedi thrusts his hand outward, abruptly halting InsaneSith's charge. "Do not attack until we are ready and I give the signal" Lunatic Jedi waits with the concentration and focus of a general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *sits with the stern concentration of a disciplined killer* *waits for his generals signal* *prepares sabers, armor, and blaster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SettingShadow Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Whatever this is about I will not let some Alien scum take over the swamp (if thats what its about ). *waits for Lunatic Jedi´s signal* *checks his equipment, Sniper and Saber* *continues waiting for the Signal* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 I am an alien but I shall join your forces to crush these guys. *Puts Splinter Cell outfit on* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Lunatic Jedi again glances behind himself. Many are awaiting his signal, yet many are still preparing. He will not send out a small force to begin. He intends to use the element of surprise and overwhelm the enemy with sheer force... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *lets lunatic know he(InsaneSith) is a master of stealth.* "general i will attack with the suprising force of a lion concealed in the brush" "i will crush the enemy along with my men" "we are the BLoOd FacTi0N, noone is stronger faster or braver than we" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SettingShadow Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Squater gets very unpatient, sneaks away to spie on the aliens, discovers an intruder, Snipes the alien scum. Goes back and waits for the signal to attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 "Excellent. When I motion the attack I want you to make your way around their right flank without being detected. That seems to be the weak side. Then I want you and your forces to engage the units in the back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Gets M.A.W.S out [assault rifle out of splinter cell] *Fires like mad* EHeheheh, get ready to die, scum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *orders men to proceed to enemy base through the trees* *draws out sabers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 "HOLD YOUR FIRE!" We must be careful not to draw them this way before we are prepared. InsaneSith, you and your forces may continue, but keep yourselves hidden. When I motion the attack, I will inform you over the radio network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *reaches enemy base* *men are behind enemy and awaiting orders to attack* *readys sabers and check armor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 [Out of character]Erm... this may take a while for everybody to get ready and show up. Just be patient[/Out of character] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *tells men to hold on and continue waiting* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *still waiting* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Oh forget it. *Lunatic Jedi turns to his ready and waiting army. He turns slowly again to the battlefield. He thrusts his arm forward, and with a cry of "CHAAAAARRRGGEE!!!" the forces surge forward, moving as one yet attacking as many. The field is awash with flying lasers and the shine and glimmer of blades and lightsabers hacking aliens to shreds. Lunatic Jedi grabs his radio and mutters into it. "InsaneSith, you are free to attack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Little did they know that The spoon was actually controlling both sides right from the begginning so ultimately if the spoon wins it for the Swampies then they worship, win again then the aliens shall realise they shoudl worship the spoon too. thus meaning universal domination for the SPOON! mhuwhahahhahahaha. *Agen_Terminator flies in with the spoon slashing aliens left right in centre to watch the melt as soon as the spoon comes near them. Eventually the aliens retreat (run away actually) Slowly the spoon once again possesses Termand kills InsaneSith through the neck with the spoon. This causes massive corrupt on both sides of the invasion.....* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SettingShadow Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 What???!!!! Insanes free to attack but not me? I dont give a damn..... *runs out in battle with his lightsaber and sniper. Makes his battle cry, FOR MY OWN ENJOYMENT!!!!! Die ALIEN SCUMS! Hacks and snipes Alien scums into piecies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 psst he's dead. *abolishes a few hundred more aliens. The spoon ressurects all the dead and they now join the spoonafanics (spoon mages) An incredible army of the spoon.including such people as AB,Darklighter and Tyrion. anyone who recieved a novelty spoon replica welcome gift is one. The spoonafanics start to line up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Squater What???!!!! Insanes free to attack but not me? I dont give a damn..... *runs out in battle with his lightsaber and sniper. Makes his battle cry, FOR MY OWN ENJOYMENT!!!!! Die ALIEN SCUMS! Hacks and snipes Alien scums into piecies* You ARE free to attack! I said charge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Hello Lunatic Follow me! *Term leads Lunatic through dark underground tunnels to meet the alien Commander. The alien discusses with Lunatic the whole point of invading and that they want the planet because they are running out of water (they made a tube that blurtso ut all the water into space for apparent reason) The spoon proposes that he inserts little chips things into both of your eyes, Do you agree?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Hmmm... what are these chips for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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