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OK, new thread:

This is a list of things and how to do them the Lucas(Arts) way. I tried this on the old LucasFans forum, but it somehow didn't kick. Please try to stick to the 2 line format. I'll give some examples and start the list.

 

What to call your biker gang:

Polecats

 

What to call your cat:

Sanspoof

 

What to drink:

Grog

 

What to wear during Mardi Gras:

A pink skirt

 

What to say instead of "ouch":

Pappapishu!

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by what name to enter in a diving contest:

"Marco Pollo" - emi

 

what to say when eating chicken:

"EL POLLO DIABLO!!" - cmi

 

when wishing someone else luck with something:

"May The Force Be With You!" - star wars

 

when persuading someone to go along with you:

"Trust me.." - indy

 

when calling someone a geeky nerd:

"Sure sure, Dr. Ubermann!" - indy foa

 

when sneaking into a cinema for free:

"Look behind you, a three-headed-monkey!" - monkey

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When you're in the zoo, trying to scare kids, be very quiet and say:

The monkeys are listening...

 

...and if that doesn't scare them, say:

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

...and if that doesn't work, yell at them:

Bring me my bride! And more slaw!

 

And then, when you're thrown into a padded room, you can entertain your roommate:

You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Where to go to hide:

Sekrit Lab

 

Where to go for Spring Break

Mars

 

What drinking cup to use:

The cup of a carpenter

 

What to name your kids:

Bobbin Threadbare and Guybrush Threepwood

 

Best vacation spot:

Largest Ball of Twine on Earth

 

What to do with your life:

Join a motorcycle gang

 

No. 1 drug to avoid:

Life crystals

 

The ultamate pet:

Demon mechanic

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