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"What? What makes you think I have a gun?"

"You are working for the most armed organisation. Don't tell me they didn't issue you a gun!"

"They didn't issue me a gun!"

"What? Is it because of you? I'm not buying this, Manny!"

 

"Nice clothes."

"Thanks. Have you ever figured out how I did get these clothes in small, unknown, dangerous and unlivable island like this?"

"Uh, no."

 

- :manny: & :meche:

 

 

By the way, it's my birthday tomorrow! :clap2:

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I think that the Funniest part in the game was when you find out that Celso Florice turned his walking stick into a mop and was using it at the end of year one. Basicly there were a lot of .Funny parts. That was one of my favorites though.

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I think that the Funniest part in the game was when you find out that Celso Florice turned his walking stick into a mop and was using it at the end of year one. Basicly there were a lot of .Funny parts. That was one of my favorites though.

 

em...i think you are wrong...he actually said (when you ask for the walking stick) that he has broken it on the head of one moster at the forest so as to escape (funny also :D )

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My all-time fave ...

 

If you try to use the Bust-All on Meche, Manny will say:

"I think I'd try couple's counseling first."

 

And if you try to have Manny pick up the kitty litter, he just starts to laugh. It makes me laugh.

 

:newbie:

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Ooh, that reminds me ...

 

When Manny's in the Blue Casket and you have him look at the sign by the door he goes, "Blue Casket. I should have named my club something like that. But no, I had to use my own name, like an idiot."

 

:newbie:

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- How did it go for you in the poisoning?

- Well, let's say that the lady Maria got her secret passion in trains.

- You gave her the double-N-ticket?

- Choo choo! There she goes!

 

Manuel and Domino

 

- Manny, you couldn't find any sale or a jackpot.

- I got a sale right here!

- I'm talking "premium sale", Calavera! Like the Domino has.

- How am I supposed to get premium sales by the scumbag clients you're sending me for?

- Hey!

- Now you're blaming with the clients? I've had it with you, Manny. If you can't sell the tickets to the clients before next day you're out! Out in the street! No job! No more working off your time! Just your fancy suit and a big smile for whole long time now!

- Who do you call scumbag? Why I oughta?!

 

Don Copal, Manny Calavera and Bruno Martinez.

 

Now don't forget that Bowlsley. He's crazy when spooked.

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GF is funny almost all the time:

 

I really loved how manny laughs when you try to use the kitty litter, hehe.

 

"You think you're better than me?"

"NO!"

 

:D

 

Also:

 

"Gotta cover my ass!"

"Yes you do."

 

"they might not realise how much scarier a dingo is than a regular dog."

 

That's it, I'm gonna use tons of GF quotes in my game! ;)

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Manuel Calavera: You can't hide from the Grim Reaper! Especially when he's got a gun!

 

Manuel Calavera: My boss is always giving me these motivational books -- "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows"... stuff like that.

 

[Looking at the door to his office.]

Manuel Calavera: Wasn't too long ago the name on that door was "Supply Closet."

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Endgame at Hector's greenhouse on the hill (after he shoots you and you use the liquid nitro on the wound.) If you walk up around the side instead of shooting the tank right away you'll have a pointless shootout with Hector. You'll hear that line as one of Manny's taunts if you stick at it.

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one of the funniest lines in my opinion is when manny talks to lupe about day of the dead

 

lupe

 

why is it that the same people who dont go home are the same ppl who end up here

 

manny

 

well i guess when u got nothin to go home too u got nothin to lose.

 

lupe

 

hey! we shud put that above the door!

 

i laff whilst thinkin bout it :D :D :D :D

 

Grim Fandango is the best game ever!

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LOL...

 

There are some lines that are not included in the final game. One of them is this:

 

MANNY: You'd think that Sal, with all his conspiracy theories, would have told me there were alligators in the sewers.

 

Also

 

Membrillo

An engraved ring... a belt buckle with somebody's name on it...

 

Manny

He, he, he, he, who would wear a belt buckle with their...

 

Manny

Oh

 

 

and

 

Manny

Glottis, cover your ears!

 

*ship is ripped in half by Anchor*

 

Glottis

What was that?

 

Manny

The dotted line, buddy.

 

 

AND finally, random goodness!

 

 

Pugsy

I'll bite you, I swear to God.

 

 

 

 

Manny

That gesture might confuse her.

 

 

Manny

It confuses me.

 

 

 

 

 

Bibi

..waaaa-hoo-hoo...

 

 

Manny

You know, I really do want to help.

 

 

Pugsy

Then why don't you?

 

 

Manny

My butt's too big to sit on one of those little perches.

 

 

Bibi

Ahhhhm! I'm going to tell Meche you said that word to us.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Manny

Now all we have to do is wait for the room to fill up and we'll just

float on out of here!

 

*A while later...*

 

Manny

Well, this is disappointing.

 

 

 

Manny

I can't talk about my underground gig, or I'd put the whole scene in dangerville.

 

 

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Eva

What is that horrible squeaking noise you're making?

 

Manny

New shoes.

 

 

Manny

Hector's machine will squish the people into the poor.

 

Manny[Pulling the slot lever]

Hmm... it works without money.

 

Manny[Gets three Hector's head-slots]

Hey! Maybe he isn't that bad!

 

 

[Manny takes out a mini-pick-ax from his pocket]

Domino

Please put that...

That...

Ha ha ha ha...

Okay, you can have it as long as you want here.:D

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I like it when he talks to Carla to get her metaldetector you know when she talks and he has got to say somthing about the metaldetector when you can click on:" hmmm, you know what else starts with a M?" haha a metaldetector that's what i think is funny:p

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I like it when he talks to Carla to get her metaldetector you know when she talks and he has got to say somthing about the metaldetector when you can click on:" hmmm, you know what else starts with a M?" haha a metaldetector that's what i think is funny:p

 

Oh yeah. That was hilarious. "Mmmm Figs" "Aha" "Yeah".

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