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In the Blue Casket. Its so funny when Manny trys to be a stand-up at the microphone.

"So, anyone try that airline food? Its uh... not that good."

 

And the way the beatniks are so paranoid like when you show them Sals letter... "Salvador Limones is a spook! A fairy-tale that the man tells the masses as he puts them to sleep..."

 

Oh yes I can't forget this one...

Manny: Yup, that Velasco is one salty old bag of rope.

Velasco: You should see his wife.

 

And I also laughed when Manny got locked in the vault in Year 3, and he said "Ooooh... Raoul. I'm so very sorry."

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I like when they're so casual about being dead: like when Manny asks Lupe "how's the flow tonight?" and she replies "we're dead tonight Manny".

 

Manny: So what did you do in life to get stuck here?

Eva: what I did back in the fat days is none of your business.

 

:giggle1:

 

 

But one of my favorite parts it's when Manny is packing Bruno and says: "but here, have this complementary mug". And in the mug it is written - Today is the FIRST DAY of the END OF YOUR LIFE.

 

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If you try to pick up one of the mini-Glottis deamons Manny replies "No time for juggling"

 

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when you ask Velasco about the boat-in-a-jar he repies this:

Manny

What's going on in that bottle? A tugboat?

 

Velasco

This happens to be a perfect scale replica of the SS Lumbago!

 

Velasco

I'm just having a little trouble getting the walking beam to fit in the neck, here...

 

Manny

Hm-that's funny because a lumbago is usually more of a problem in the lower back than the neck...

 

Velasco

Eh-hmmm?

 

Manny

Nothing.

hehehe

 

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oh oh also when you talk to the Aitor (elevator guy in the highrollers lounge) it goes like this:

Manny

Maybe you could take me down now?

 

Aitor

Oh, yeah, I could take you down...

 

Aitor

But I can't hit customers anymore.

 

Manny

Down in the ELEVATOR. I want to go down in the elevator.

 

Aitor

That's true... they wouldn't see me hit you in there...

 

Aitor

But I'd still get in trouble.

 

Manny

Why can't you hit customers anymore?

 

Aitor

Exactly! It makes no sense!

 

Manny

Just open the elevator door.

 

Aitor

Then they'd really see us fighting!

 

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too manny funny things but last one in the conversation with Carla and her metal detector

Carla

Well, maybe I would have smiled more Mom, if you hadn't drank so much!

 

Carla

Was I supposed to smile when the cops called us in the middle of the night to tell us to come get you out of the drunk tank?

 

Manny

Uh...

 

Carla

Maybe if I had smiled more, Daddy wouldn't have left us!

 

Manny

...er...

 

Carla

We'd be together right now, you, me, Daddy...

 

Manny

Maybe Daddy left because you wouldn't SHARE things...

 

Carla

Did you just come back here to ask to borrow my metal detector?

 

Manny

No way.

 

Carla

Oh, okay. Now, where was I?

 

Carla

Oh, yeah--so the only industry in town was FIGS...

 

Manny

Actually, you were farther than that in your story.

 

Carla

I always liked dates more.

 

Manny

I think you were just at the part about your metal detector...

 

Carla

Are you sure you didn't just come back here for this metal detector?

 

Manny

Actually, I did come back here just for your metal detector.

 

Carla

What IS it with you and this thing?

 

Carla

I'm sick of it, Manny!

 

Carla

If this is all you want, you can fight the cats for it!

 

Carla

Why is it all men are after the same thing--

 

Carla

Except you?!

 

Then she throws the metal detector out of the window

 

Manny

You wouldn't happen to have a second metal detector around here, would you?

 

 

hahahah really cracked me up this thing

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oh oh also when you talk to the Aitor (elevator guy in the highrollers lounge) it goes like this:

Manny

Maybe you could take me down now?

 

Aitor

Oh, yeah, I could take you down...

 

Aitor

But I can't hit customers anymore.

 

Manny

Down in the ELEVATOR. I want to go down in the elevator.

 

Aitor

That's true... they wouldn't see me hit you in there...

 

Aitor

But I'd still get in trouble.

 

Manny

Why can't you hit customers anymore?

 

Aitor

Exactly! It makes no sense!

 

Manny

Just open the elevator door.

 

Aitor

Then they'd really see us fighting!

 

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... Followed by:

Manny

I don't wanna fight, I wanna use the elevator!

 

Aitor

Chicken!

 

Good work anyway! That brings old memories...

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... Followed by:

Manny

I don't wanna fight, I wanna use the elevator!

 

Aitor

Chicken!

 

Good work anyway! That brings old memories...

 

 

hehe yeah that cracked me seriously up

 

read the transcript dialogue for more

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THE funniest moment is easily in Max's office.

Manny: Charlie says you got his money

Max: Ha ha ha!

Manny: Ha ha ha!

Max: Ha ha ha!

Manny: HA HA HA! *points finger at Max* No, seriously. He says you have a lot of it.

Max: Oh I've got a lot of it. But none of it's his! Ha ha ha!

Manny: Ha ha ha! Wooooo...

 

 

Most of the best jokes have been mentioned here already so I'll just spill what's new:

 

Manny with those Salvador groupies in the Blue Casket:

Manny: So what did you think of my poem?

Slisko: I liked it. It was sad and beautiful, like my mother.

Alexi: I despised it. It was too short and said nothing to me, like my father.

Gunnar: I had no feelings about it. It was aloof and licked itself too much, like my cat, Mr. Trotsky.

 

Don (to Manny):

You couldn't find a sale (sail) at a yacht club!

 

Manny (using the mug on himself that Bruno tossed at him in year 3):

I'd drink it, but I don't want to get a packing foam mustache.

 

Many (trying to get Glottis to vomit):

So, what IS that stuff they pack canned hams in anyway?

 

Manny (looking at his office door):

Wasn't too long ago the name on that door was 'supply closet'.

 

And this might've been mentioned but not sure:

 

Manny (on the plate of food in the Land of the Living):

I can't reap hamburger - cows are a whole other bureau, not to mention the lettuce.

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- Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right!

 

It's the sea bees that's rioting!

If you say the slogans (all of them) with them, you are in for a funny surprise :)

 

 

They begin to shout "MANNY! MANNY! MANNY! and if you press enter Mannys says "ME! ME! ME!.. there is more also, but I can't remember it

 

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If you say the slogans (all of them) with them, you are in for a funny surprise :)

 

 

They begin to shout "MANNY! MANNY! MANNY! and if you press enter Mannys says "ME! ME! ME!.. there is more also, but I can't remember it

Yeah, followed by:

"Got no skin, got no haira!" Manny then says: "Need no skin! Need no haira!" (I only heard it by exploring the voice library)

 

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