whitedragon Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 keep in mind that this is beta version so the spelling and grammer and puncuation is all missing. my final version will probley be on darth groovys web site "that phantom guy" a white dragon movie spoof *you all know i hate the prologue* qui-gon: hey little guy tell them were here captian: yeah yeah yeah. with no due respect we want to get on bord nute: ok just as long as you dont sell us anything obi-wan: shoot *they get on bord* obi-wan: i have a bad feeling abo_ qui-gon: SHUT UP if you finish that over used line you will die obi-wan: sheesh touchy nute: oh damn their jedi. other fish guy: yeah but i hear they are kindof dumb nute: yes but i hear they are l33t H4X0Rs *they shudder* nute: kill them *ship with the little guy gets blasted* qui-gon: whats that gas comeing out of the floor obi-wan: i dont know qui-gon: obi-wan did you fart again obi-wan: no i did not battle droid commander: T@KE tHEm OUT c0rpR@l W1LL c0V3R J00 battle droid: 1m G0NN4 9et 8L4S+ED 4r3N+ I *white dragon would like to express his appoligys at the use of l33t language. if any n00bs are cofused please contact white dragon july 15 2025* *obi and qui-gon kick major droid butt and get lost in the cargo bay* qui-gon: this is the last time i take a job for valorim obi-wan: you were right about one thing master. the negotiations were short qui-gon: *under his breath* why you smart little... *scene goes to naboo* palpatien: hello..hello.. is this thing on *crackle fizz* the old guy: a communications disruption can only mean one thing. invasion! amidala: or i could mean that something is stuck in the radar or that the repair men had to shut it down or an airplane could be going by or.. the old guy: anyway where are those fricken jedi *qui-gon finds jar jar (much to his disgust)* *white dragon would like to appoligise for the use of jar jar binks. hes in the movie so to bad for you. for those of you who are happy to see him please send your name, address and what time you go to bed to white dragon because he would like to kill you...did i just say that out loud* qui-gon: you almost got us killed you dumbass jar jar: i spek qui-gon: very badly i mite add jar jar: meesa your humble servent qui-gon: that wont be nessasary jar jar: yessa it is. demanded by da gods it is qui-gon: mabey you dident hear me it isent nessasary jar jar: yessa it is qui-gon: no it isent jar jar: yessa it is qui-gon: *waves hand* no it isent jar jar: yessa it is qui-gon: ARG why isent it working! IT ISENT NESSASARY jar jar: messa thinkin you dont like messa very much qui-gon: nosa i do n_ARG now im doing it obi-wan: what this qui-gon: i dont know but he wont leave me alone obi-wan: lets make like a chicken and cluck qui-gon: that makes no sense jar jar: exqueese me obi-wan: there's no excuse for you jar jar: the mostest safeest place would be gunga city qui-gon: good lets go jar jar: but wessa cant be goin there obi-wan: THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP qui-gon: lets go there jar jar: yessa master obi-wan: he mite not be too bad after all...why do i have the feeling that im going to regret saying that *they go under water to the gungan city* qui-gon: we have come to sample your variaty of wine and cheese boss nass: yousa cannot bees here. dis army of makaneeks up dar is you we saw obi-wan: pardon me boss nass: yousa must getsa da hell outs of heres. i give yousa an bongo qui-gon: im pretty good with bongos thanks. come on obi-wan lets have a jam session *they get to theed and nute talks to the queen* nute: just sign the treaty and you can have your planet back amidala: i read fine print you know nute: shoot. commander process them droid commander: WH@T 1$ TH4t $uPpo5ED +O Me4N nute: i dont know, its in the script *they are about to get processed "whatever that means" when obi-wan and qui-gon save the day "yippe"* qui-gon: we need to get going padme: we are brave qui-gon: by the way what do you hand maidens do amidala: they follow me around and do nothing qui-gon: does that get annoying amidala: you have no idea *they talk to the droid guarding the ship. and qui-gon tryes to trick the droid* qui-gon: yeee haw you craza droid lookin tingy. wees be goin to how ya say corooscant droid guard: i H4V3 no FR1Ck3n iDE@ wH@+ y0UR 54Y1N9. Bl45+ TH3M *the droids loose and the heros get away to get blasted some more. r2 saves the day...again* pilot: the hyper drive is leaking obi-wan: really? whats it leaking? pilot: hyperdrive. obi-wan: the hyperdrive is leaking hyperdrive? pilot: yes obi-wan: who hired this guy amidala: not me obi-wan: lets go to tatooien that security cheaf guy whose name i dont remember: its full of gangsters qui-gon: thats good because ive been working on my gangster voice...you dirty rat you kill my brotha obi-wan: master im so ashamed *nute talks to sidious* sidious: is it more bad news. gosh i cant stand more bad news. mabey if you tell it to me like good news it wont seem so bad *nute starts laughing hysterically* nute: HA HA HA HA HA we were takeing the ha the queen to be processed when ha ha ha some jedi came and they got away in a ship ha ha ha. i mean they kicked the crap out of my droids HA HA HA sidious: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!! maul go and find them! maul:.........ok *back to our heros* that security cheaf guy whose name i dont remember: this extreamly badly put to gether droid saved us r2: you arent so pretty yourself jerk amidala: clean it up to show it our gratitude r2: ide much rather like a beer *padme cleans up r2* r2: are we going to get beer padme: your such a cute alcoholic robot jar jar: whosa are yousa padme: your a gungan? man they really are as stupid as people say jar jar: can meesa help padme: your the last person ide put incharge of anything...i know i will feel dumb for saying that later *they get to tatooien* qui-gon: meanwhile charly and his men speed twards capones hideout all: shut up! padme: i want to come too qui-gon: great i wont seem like a gangster if i get stuck babysitting padme: you know i could have you killed *they get to wattos* qui-gon: i need parts watto: do you have money qui-gon: no...DARNIT! i always get that part wrong anakin: are you an angel padme: thats a really bad pickup line anakin: its all ive got *white dragon would like to appoligise for anakins bad acting. he looked the part* qui-gon: lets go padme: where qui-gon: how the heck should i know anakin: come with me padme: great its the bad pick up line boy *they get to anakins house and meet shmi* qui-gon: your son was kind enough to offer us shelter...he actually seemed quite obsessed about it. shmi: yeah he dose that alot anakin: come on angel lady ill show you my droid padme: so long as thats all youll show me *c3po gets switched on "if youll excuse my poor choice of words"* padme: hes perfect 3po: where is everybody padme: i retract my last statement. anakin: why whats wrong padme: well hes kindof *she bends her wrist* padme: you know r2: in other words HES A FAG!! *white dragon would like to appologise for the bashing of gay robots but he likes to bash gay robots. the freaky robots. DIE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA...where was i?* r2: and hes naked. i have to poke out my video receptor now. *white dragon would like to appoligise for the showing of a nude gay robot. COVER YOUR EYES CHILDREN!! RUN AWAY!!!* *obi-wan gets a call from the old guy* the old guy: it is catastrophic. they have taken away our DVD players amidala: those monsters. obi-wan: its a trick *obi talks to qui* obi-wan: what if it is true and the people are bored qui-gon: then they can read a book. you hear that children get off the damn computer and quit reading this morons spoof. go play outside white dragon: i take that rather personally you know. *maul gets a talk from sidious* maul: ill get those jedi. and i will exact revenge sidious: what did they do to you maul.............................uh sidious: nevermind *qui and them is haveing dinner. qui impails jar jars toung with a fork on the table so he'll stop doing that stupid toung thing* anakin: anyway has anyone seen a pod race qui-gon: no anakin: im the only human who can do it qui-gon: good for you anakin: there are alot of mean guys who race qui-gon: ill bet there are anakin: i built that fastest pod ever qui-gon: ill bet you did anakin: want me to show you qui-gon: want to risk your life and limb for me and my crew so we can get away from here and not share any of the spoils anakin: sure qui-gon: your not very bright are you anakin shmi: do i get a say in this anakin, qui-gon: NO *they go to smellys...i mean wattos* watto: you want to sponcer him in da race. qui-gon: you can have my ship if you win and alot of money. watto: what is this a trick *shmi talks to qui-gon* qui-gon: who was his father shmi: there was no father qui-gon: OH COME ON! there had to be at least one time. shmi: well uh *anakin works on pod* anakin: hey stupid long eard guy dont get your hand stuck in the energy thingy jar jar: wonder whats would happen if meesa toung got stuck anakin: great now hes 10 times more annoying *anakin gets pod started* anakin: ITS WORKING, ITS WORKING qui-gon: SHUT UP! its not that big a deal *some how anakin got cut* qui-gon: im checking your blood for infections. anakin: thats kindof over kill isent it shmi: anakin get to bed qui-gon: listen to your mother ani *anakin goes to bed* qui-gon: obi-wan check anakins blood for doohickeys obi-wan: for what. do you mean mediclorians qui-gon: yeah that thing that makes the force obi-wan: anakins got a ton of um qui-gon: are you happey now qui-gon: i tryed my best *maul sends out the sith probe droids* maul: go get um boys probe droids: yes sir *the race is aboot to begin and subulba pulls a mean trick on anakins pod "the jerk"* race: VROOOOOOOM *anakin wins* shmi: you have brought hope to those who have none. anakin: all i did was win a race *qui gets the parts* qui-gon: im going back for unfinished busness obi-wan: why do i have the feeling that weve picked up another pathetic life form qui-gon: your feelings serve you well obi-wan *qui tells anakin he freed him* qui-gon: your freed anakin: what about mom qui-gon: nope sorry anakin: shucks shmi: bye anakin: will i ever see you again shmi: what does your heart tell you anakin: it tells me that i will abandon every principle i hold dear, that i will betray those closest to me, that i will decend upon the galaxy like a plague, destroying worlds and people , THAT I WILL CRUSH CRUSH!!! HA HA HA HA HA !!! *shmi is gone* anakin: mom?...stupid heart. always telling me the dumbest stuff *probe goes to maul* probe: i found them. maul: exelent. you get an otter pop for your hard work probe: yeehoo *anakin and qui are almost at the ship. "keep goin"* anakin: wait im tierd qui-gon: anakin drop anakin: what? why? *mauls speeder hits ani in the head* anakin: oh thats why *the lightsaber fight we were all waiting for was dissapointingly short* obi-wan: wow qui-gon you sure did get owned qui-gon: shut up obi-wan obi-wan: so this is the pathetic life form you spoke of qui-gon: yup thats him *nute talks to the old guy* nute: how do ya feel the old guy: you suck nute: take him away droid: M0vE 9R4MP5 *old guy takes out a cane and hits the droid* droid:........0UcH *padme checks the answering machine* old guy: they have taken away our DVD players padme: those fiends anakin: come to give me a good night kiss padme: HA! anakin: well it was worth a try *the pilot is narrateing* pilot: coruscant the entire planet is one big city. and if you look to your left you will see the left wing all: oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaa pilot: and if you look out the right you will see... obi-wan: THERES A MAN ON THE WING OF THIS PLANE....wait...sorry false alarm. it was just a clown *they meet palpatien and valorim* valorim: yo palpatien: hello queen. masters jedi and other people i dont know all: yo qui-gon: we need to see jedi valorim: okey-dokey *palaptien talks to the queen* palpatien: make me the chanselor amidala: but valorims been our strongest supporter palpatien: face it the mans a moron. he makes one word sentences amidala:...ok but only because you dont look evil *qui talks to council* qui-gon: hey guys i found the chosen one so mace lost the bet. wheres my quarter mace mace windu: hold on mutha ****** are you sure this is the real chosen one qui-gon: im pretty sure mace windu: bring the mutha ****** before us *anakin trys to talk to padme* anakin: let me in *amidala sees senate* palpatien: naboo has been taken over by the trade federation valorim: sorry palpatien: here to say exactly what i said in a diffrent way is queen amidala amidala: *ehem* ditto nemoidean ambassidor: this is incredable i demand.. amidala: shut up who asked you and valorim YOU SUCK valorim: bad valorim: very valorim: bad *white dragon would like to appoligise for valorim makeing an ass out of himself...but it is pretty funney* *anakin goes before the council* anakin: a ship...a cup...a speeder... *anakins eyes open wide* anakin: you guys are sick yoda: how feel you anakin: queesy now that you shown me that picture mace windu: i fear that we have gotten off subject yoda: FEAR!? mace windu: oh boy yoda: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to crying, crying leads to tears, tears lead to tissues... *two hours later* yoda: hunger leads to stake, stake leads to parsly...i sence much parsly in you anakin:.....i hate you *jar jar talks to amidala* jar jar: yousa tinkin yousa peoples gonna die amidala: theyll die eventually jar jar: weesa gungan no die weesa gots grand armys dats why yousa no liken us meesa tinks amidala: no i hate you because you sound like a retarded jive talker. jar jar: but... amidala: SHUSH palpatien: guess what i get to be... amidala: yeah yeah fine fine i got to go palpatien: well ok *amidala walks out of the room* palpatien: im so missunderstood *ani qui and obi see jedi* qui-gon: is he to be trained mace windu: hell naw qui-gon: you suck mace the only reason your saying that is because you dont want to loose the bet. fine ill train the little guy obi-wan: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME qui-gon: shut up obi-wan yoda: fine fine just get him out of here *they prepair to fly away "boy im getting tierd of describing these scenes"* anakin: master sir what are mediclorians qui-gon: get in the ship ani anakin: but... qui-gon: get in the ship *blah blah blah sidious, nute blah* sidious: im sending maul. you may not like it but to bad. i have the power you see HE HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha...ha...ha...woo *ehem* i have to go to the bathroom nute:....i hate you *3 weeks after spoof deadline* qui-gon: when the hell are we going to finish this obi-wan: where the hell is he *inside white dragons apartment we find him playing DBZ budokai (his real name is ian if you dident know)* ian: KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAA *ians friend jason comes in* jason: hey ian the front door was unlocked so i just let my se_ oh my God ian: WOLF FANG FIST jason: dude have you been playing this for 3 weeks straight ian: FINAL FLASH jason: have you even checked your email ian: SPIRIT BOMB jason: hello ian: uh...PUNCH jason: LISTEN TO ME WILL YA ian: quiet man! i have to beat one more guy before i get HURCULE! *ians other friend allison comes in* allison: dont worry jason this is a simple problem *allison unplugs the PS2* allison: there we go jason: what now allison: eather he will go insane and kill us both or slip into a gamers coma *"a gamers coma is when the gamer has sufferd a tramatic experience during the game and just stares at the tv untill he snaps out of it" ian slips into a coma* jason: tell me before you do something like that allison: ok now im going to hit him in the head with a baseball bat jason: uh allison: HAAIIIII YAAAAA ian: *WHAP* take that freeza...huh oh hi guys jason: do you know what day it is ian: is this a trick question allison: ITS SUNDAY YOU MORON ian: ohhhhhhhh damn allison: yup jason: qui-gon is going to kill you ian: ha ha ha you fool no one can touch me i am a SUPER SAIYAN. jason: you dident hit him hard enough ian: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa...wait my hair is the same. shoot i used up too much energy fighting cell. allison: ide rather leave him like this. its pretty funney ian: im off *ian falls off second story of the apartment* ian: i cant fly eather. i used up more energy that i thought jason: there goes another of my friends treks across the line of human saneity allison: think of it this way, at least it wasent yu-gi-oh jason: dont even joke about that ian: wheres vageta when you need him *back to the story* ian: hi guys sorry about the delay qui-gon: ITS BEEN ALMOST A MONTH SENCE YOUVE EVEN LOOKED AT THIS SORRY EXCUSE OF A PARODY ian: come any closer and ill kamehameha your ass qui-gon: im going to kill you once this spoof is over *ian wispers in mauls ear* ian: do you think i should tell him that he is going to die at the end maul: thats a dumb question ofcorse you shouldent tell him *back to the story for real this time* goku: ITS OVER FREEZA!!! *sorry had the wrong movie in the tape player* that security chief guy whose name i cant remember: once we land the viceroy will capture you and force you to sign that thing (gosh i need to read the script) amidala: good i hate waiting. jar jar! jar jar: meesa you magisty amidala: no the other jar jar binks. other jar jar: meesa you magisty amidala: you gungans dont understand sarcasm well do you. obi-wan: where the hell did that other jar jar come from all: IAN!!! ian: dammit allison quit messing up my spoof *they land* obi-wan: jar jar is on his way to talk to the retards. i mean gungans qui-gon: i know obi-wan: im sorry i acted really badly back there at the jedi temple. i am glad that you think im ready for the trials qui-gon: you are a great apprentice obi-wan. i forsee that you will become a great jedi vageta: aww you guys are great. im gald you finnally made up come here give me a hug. well see ya freeza wont kill himself you know obi-wan: what in the blue f_ qui-gon: itll go away if we just ignore it *jar jar says that gungans arent there so everyone goes to the sacrid place* boss nass: jar jar binks whosen osen odars jar jar: meesa a gungan and even meesa dont understand yousa padme: im the queen all: *gasp* anakin: yes i get to be a king padme: you guys seem to be haveing alot of fun just sitting on rocks but if you not busy do you think that mabey you could um i dont know help us kill the bad droids. if your not busy boss nass: HA HA HA HA HA. yousa no tinking yosa betsa dan da goongans. he he he meeeeeesa like a dis. mabey wesa been friends padme: is it a custome to spit all over your guests *nute and maul talk to sidious* nute: the queen has come back sidious: interesting hmmmmmm maul kill them maul: how original nute: your telling me. this guy cant even use a line from a good movie maul: you wont beleave this. one time he actually tryed that but ended up messing it up nute: what movie maul: "plan 9 from outer space" sidious: uh guys im still on nute: i have a good story of when he actually tryed to a line from terminator 2 on a prisoner, but the prisoner just laughed at him sidious: ill be back maul, nute: ha ha ha *talking about that battle plan* obi-wan: what do you think is our best plan qui-gon: i know lets hit them with out lightsabers untill they die obi-wan: GENIUS!! padme: guys uh...nevermind boss nass: jar jar yousen bringen da naboos to makanikes bombad general jar jar: general? anakin: i have no idea what that guy just said but it sounded good *nute talks to sidious again* nute: alot of retards uh i mean gungans are trying to storm the city sidious: wipe them out...all of them nute: wow that was good youve really improved on your evil taunts sidious: you really thinks so nute: no *the gungans march toward droid army* jar jar: so it begins *white dragon would like to appoligise for not haveing enough money to cover the gungan battle or space battle. i dont think any one will complain though* *battle begins in hanger* padme: get to your ships obi-wan: this plan is working really well anakin: bezow bezow bezow r2: moron dosent even have a gun anakin: come on r2 use your imagenation *maul enters* ian: ba baaaaaaaa. ba ba baaaaaaa. ba baaaaaa. ba ba baaaaaaaaa. de de dedede de de dedede de de dedede de de dedede. do do do do do de de de de. do_ all: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. ian: uh ha ha we dident have enough money for music eather qui-gon: do we have enough money for sound effects ian: well most of them qui-gon: what did you spend the money on. ian: well music and sound effects turned into video games...uh magicly qui-gon: you dumb *BEEP*...oh so we have enough money for *BEEP* censors! ian: there could be kids watching maul: ehem qui-gon: uh what was my line. oh yeah. will handel this padme: uh are you sure this guy looks pretty scary. *cool lightsaber battle begins. then obi qui and maul get stuck inside a forcefield room that has absolutely no busness being there and is just there for the fight* qui-gon: hold it ian: what qui-gon: your not even going to describe the lightsaber battle ian: no qui-gon: thats it i had it. i refuse to be in episode 2 ian: uh maul thats your que *maul stabs qui* obi-wan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO maul: hes only acting *obi chops maul in half* obi-wan: qui-gon no qui-gon: train the boy for he is the chosen one obi-wan: uh ok qui-gon: come close obi-wan. my favorite color is red and my favorite band is the beatles. i will write their next song but i probly wont because i am dieing ian: the beatles broke up qui-gon: well at least they have those little motor boats at disney land ian: actually qui-gon: NOOOO NOT THE BOATS *croke* obi-wan: you just had to open your big mouth ian: well im going to read some garfield *at qui-gons funeral* ian: ha garfield kicks odie off the table again. where do they come up with this stuff yoda: shot down again john was hmmm mace windu: by the way mutha ****** why did you just decide to show up at the end of the spoof. ian: well it was almost done and i decided to make a guest appearence. mace windu: we actually could have used you at the begining ian: by the way mace dident you owe qui a quarter mace windu: not any more mutha ******, not any more *obi-wan talks to yoda at jedi council* yoda: you cant train anakin obi-wan: qui-gon beleaved in him yoda: what the hell does qui-gon know obi-wan: i will train him with or without the councils_ ian: HEY GUYS obi-wan: OH FOR THE LOVE OF_ ian: im haveing a party at my place to play DBZ budokai. you want to come yoda: hell yes obi-wan: as long as we can finish this dumb parody *at the victory celebration* boss nass: where isa everyones *now a message from your friendly naborhood whitedragon* ian: hey kids. you know whenever i am fighting a battle with cell and i get winded i usually reach for a nice cool dr. pepper jason: unlike those other drinks that have contests that are rigged, dr. pepper usually just dosent do anything. allison: thats right jason. i havent seen a dr. pepper comercial for 10 years and yet still everyone i know drinks it and loves it ian: rember its just what the doctor orderd. dr. pepper allison: lets play some DBZ jason: i call goku allison: dammit jason! ian: great, now i have to finish the matrix spoof. 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Reborn Outcast Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: mace windu: i fear that we have gotten off subject yoda: FEAR!? mace windu: oh boy yoda: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to crying, crying leads to tears, tears lead to tissues... *two hours later* yoda: hunger leads to stake, stake leads to parsly...i sence much parsly in you anakin:.....i hate you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that was so funny. HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Originally posted by Reborn Outcast :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that was so funny. HAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO OMFG LMAO. qui-gon: whats that gas comeing out of the floor obi-wan: i dont know qui-gon: obi-wan did you fart again obi-wan: no i did not Lmao this was great too pilot: the hyper drive is leaking obi-wan: really? whats it leaking? pilot: hyperdrive. obi-wan: the hyperdrive is leaking hyperdrive? pilot: yes obi-wan: who hired this guy amidala: not me obi-wan: lets go to tatooien This was pretty funny also >.> nute: just sign the treaty and you can have your planet back amidala: i read fine print you know nute: shoot. commander process them droid commander: WH@T 1$ TH4t $uPpo5ED +O Me4N nute: i dont know, its in the script rofl and this too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 That was funny.........so many spelling errors my head hurts..but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkiTzoGuy Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Originally posted by ET Warrior That was funny.........so many spelling errors my head hurts..but funny Yea he said there were because its his beta somthing.. but i do have to admit that was hilarious! :giggle1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent_Thunder Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 "You really got owned master" (or whatever obi wan said) LOL!!! Funny stuff . But I think it would've been even better if you made the whole story in the context of the fictional universe it took place in. Personally, I think it's not as funny when the narrator steps into the story.. just my opinion though. Still, pretty darn funny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 See - I was right when I called you a LEGEND whitedragon! Are these all available somewhere in one place? If not, could I be the one to host them on my humble site? They deserve to be viewed by all..... Hell - send them to Lucas Arts - maybe they would put them some where. Atleast theForce.net would.... Keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 NIce work Dragon. You made Mima LOL for a few moments. Thanx for sharing your work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 That was great:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 If you fixed up the spelling, took out all the shorthand and unnecessary bits where you injected yourself and your alter-ego, Ian (especially that bit where you were playing DBZ for a month) it'd be a bit easier to read. After the first 2 minutes I had enough of deciphering what you were actually trying to say and just skimmed through the rest of it. Some bits were quite funny - but if it's a pain to read it, it's tough to finish. Great job overall, though. P.S. - I laughed pretty hard when Boss Nass said, "Yousa needs to gets the hells outta heres." Not sure why, but it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Originally posted by Eldritch If you fixed up the spelling, took out all the shorthand and unnecessary bits where you injected yourself and your alter-ego, Ian (especially that bit where you were playing DBZ for a month) it'd be a bit easier to read. NO, that is the heart and soul of all of whitedragon's spoofs! Good job whitedragon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Heres my fav. part: race: VROOOOOOOM that was the best part about the spoof ! -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Roflmfao I just read it the 4th time and i cant stop laughing,ah the retards,i mean gungans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 I don't normally read these things, but since you asked nicely, I did. It's dang funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 ^_^ heheh, Let me guess you have alot of free time on your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 sidious: is it more bad news. gosh i cant stand more bad news. mabey if you tell it to me like good news it wont seem so bad *nute starts laughing hysterically* nute: HA HA HA HA HA we were takeing the ha the queen to be processed when ha ha ha some jedi came and they got away in a ship ha ha ha. i mean they kicked the crap out of my droids HA HA HA sidious: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!! maul go and find them! Men in tights, a Classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 Originally posted by nova_wolf See - I was right when I called you a LEGEND whitedragon! Are these all available somewhere in one place? If not, could I be the one to host them on my humble site? They deserve to be viewed by all..... Hell - send them to Lucas Arts - maybe they would put them some where. Atleast theForce.net would.... Keep it up! shucks was it really that good darth groovy is hosting them on his site but ide love if you would host it as well. and i think i will send it to one of thise sites. i hope they will accept them Originally posted by Eldritch If you fixed up the spelling, took out all the shorthand and unnecessary bits where you injected yourself and your alter-ego, Ian (especially that bit where you were playing DBZ for a month) it'd be a bit easier to read. the spelling and grammer i left out because i usually just do a rough draft before i correct everything. and the part about me playing DBZ and not looking at the spoof for almost a month is true. i would usually think "man i really shoud finish that spoof, but i also want to get that new secret character" i did that for 3 weeks untill my best friend allison and jason made me get in the mood to finish it. they even help me out with it. if other people find it confusing then i will take it out, but it was more fun to write with me and my friends makeing a guest appearence Originally posted by TK-421 ^_^ heheh, Let me guess you have alot of free time on your hands. yes actually i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 very funny, true genius. hell they should have done that instead of the movie they made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Someone should make a mod of your spoofs and convert them to JO! It'd be really funny then to see the characters, along with your own, say and act out all that stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted April 13, 2003 Author Share Posted April 13, 2003 Originally posted by topshot Someone should make a mod of your spoofs and convert them to JO! It'd be really funny then to see the characters, along with your own, say and act out all that stuff! boy that would be nice *sigh* if only i could do that myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 this took me forever to read, i can't imagine how long it tokk to write... Very good work whitedragon, this stuff is pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt-Liell Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 I never read these things but you are one of my friends here whitedragon and I must say it was hilarious! I actually laughed aloud! Lol! Pretty long though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 originally posted by whitedragon boy that would be nice *sigh* if only i could do that myself. I know what you mean, man. Tried making skins myself, and I just couldn't get it. Tried lots of tutorials and couldn't understand them. So I just quit, but never stopped painting over the models. That seemed to be the best thing I could do. Next time, if I were to come up with a skin idea, I should just get some help. I feel so ashamed of myself for saying that now........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted April 13, 2003 Author Share Posted April 13, 2003 Originally posted by .:CoupeS:. this took me forever to read, i can't imagine how long it tokk to write... a month give or take a week. it would have taken me less time but i only have the phantom menace on vhs, my vcr is on the first floor and my computer is on the second floor. so i got my excercise and wrote my spoof at the same time Originally posted by Matt-Liell I never read these things but you are one of my friends here whitedragon and I must say it was hilarious! I actually laughed aloud! Lol! Pretty long though. well i try to keep it as short as possable but thanks for reading it, that means alot to me and im not kidding it dose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkiTzoGuy Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 After reading that for the second time i laughed even harder. Especially when obi wan told his own master that he was owned. LoL. That is a classic! Good Job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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