Jo Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Ok, seeing as your on the computer right now, post some ways you know your on the computer too much..here are mine. 1. You read everything in 1's and 0's. 2. Your secondary language is Binary Code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 You reach for things on your desk with your mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Your Dad has to drag you off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperglide Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 You start saying Lol at public places like work and partys, and other random socializing instead of actually laughing. Oh and you don't say "owned," anymore you say "pwned (pwoaned)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CagedCrado Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Oh and you don't say "owned," anymore you say "pwned (pwoaned)." Im guilty of that..... You post threads on how you can tell youre on the computer too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 I've actually almost said lol once in public. ^_^ You believe that you can hack into someones brain. *shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 What?! how can you be on the computer too much?, that's not possible.... anyways, here's mine: That at least 12 hours of your day are spent on the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munik Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 You read one of the things in this thread that describe something you do, and you get indignant because you don't think that means you're on the computer too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
platypus202 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 You have not gone to the bathrooom in 12 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 you use your CD-Rom drive as a cup holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 When you misplace sumthing, you say "Who deleted my stuff??" Heh i'm guilty of that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 you've seen this thread b4, once, twice, even three times..... >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTeddyPaul Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by platypus202 You have not gone to the bathrooom in 12 hours. Don't need to leave your computer for that one. <relieved pleasurable sigh> BigTeddyPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 When you told the pizza delivery boy to bring a pizza everyday and give it to you upstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by kstar__2 you've seen this thread b4, once, twice, even three times..... >.< ^^ YEP. You can type fluent vB Code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 You walk in home and ask "Any PMs for me?" You think that 'going outside' means opening the window. Cobwebs start to gather on your door handle. Originally posted by Hyperglide You start saying Lol at public places like work and partys, and other random socializing instead of actually laughing. Oh god, I actually came out and said the full "lmao" when joking around with my friends - was very embarrassing:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 If you are a working man, you come home, and instead of saying "Honey, I'm home!" you say "Honey, I'm online!" If your eyes are bloodshot and everyone thinks you are high. You refer to your father as "Boba Rhett." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=(BoD)= M.D.B. Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 You try to hit a real flea on the monitor with the mouse marker (I di it right before I posted this). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Another Day Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 1: Your postman's name is "Outlook Express". 2: When you hear the doorbell, you panic, thinking someone is hacking into your domain. 3: You start listening to a CD while online, and when you finish you realise you've just listened to the whole CD about six times through. 4: Instead of meeting up with mates in town, you meet with them on a chat room. 5: You wonder why you can't delete the embarrasing comment you just made. 6: In your work report / essay, you put little Smilies in. 7: When people shout your name loudly, but you don't respond. Oh, hang on, my real name isn't "Die Another Day", it's... 8: When you realise your typing speed has increased three times over in the past two weeks. Oh, good God, I am actually part of my computer. Erm... I'm going outside now... oh hell, let's post some more random comments on the computer instead! Oh, here's another one... "9: YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMER SKILLS ARE FORGOTTEN BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TYPE THINGS OUT PROPERLY WHEN YOU ARE ONLINE." That last one is to everyone on here apart from me. Sorry, but it really does bug me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 one time when I was playing Red Faction 2 the cat came into the room and started meowing at me and wouldn't stop. I tried to turn with the mouse and shoot it:p (this happened more than once) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by Die Another Day That last one is to everyone on here apart from me. Sorry, but it really does bug me. So you think you are the best typer here? You're nuts. 1. Instead of saying goodbye to your friend you say you are signing off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 You read this thread and say: "i do that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 half the computer is passworded so your parents won't find certain things on your comp (and no it's not pr0n I'm hiding) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 You are now ambidextrous because you don't want to take your hand off the mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 someone tells you a joke at work/ school and you say “lol” your phone bill reaches 4 figures your average post per day reaches 3 figures someone insults you, you hold up a bit of paper that says ‘STFU’ you start showing signs of gatewayphobia you can no longer straighten your arms you see smilies when you close your eyes you can’t sleep until you’ve thought of a new custom title more to be found here yea, i got too much time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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