topshot Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Topshot walks into the new bar and finds his buddy Deac lying on the ground in a corner. Then he looks to the crowd of women. Topshot:"Ok, who knocked out my Jedi friend over there?" Women:"Um, that guy!" *Every girl in the bar points to Wilson.* Topshot:"You're mine, Wilson!" *Takes out the sledge hammer and smashes him around for 3 posts.* Topshot:"That'll teach you a lesson not to fool around with my friends, compadre......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 wildjedi sees topshot and begins walking toward him. "Hey Topshot!" he says. "Nice takeout the-" he walks into a rediculously low hanging lamp and is knocked out for one post before he can finish his sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Kookee: "Deac's my bit... err... Prison cell inmate..." *Gets chased by Red for 2 posts, or until Red get's something else to chase...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Damn man, what I do???Legato uses mind powers to grab the Masamune right out of his hands before pinning him and cutting his arm off.Kookee is out for 2 posts or someone gives him a potionSorry, but I shouldn't even still be here... Looks at wilson and says,"Just because I stole your food, you stapled me to the ground...you shouldn't have done that."Grabs the infamous nutcrackers and performs the infamous, "surgury"Wilsons out for 3 post or untill some one give him some genetillia replacements."And deac, never ever under anycircumstances take a lacsitive and asleeping pill on the same night... or tape me to the floor." Uses mind powers to give deac a massive case of diahreah(sp?)Deac is out for 3 posts or untill someone finds him some pepto bismal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 "bob you may have powers but no power could stop this" *death pulls out a rocket launcher and fires it at him then pulles out two uzi's and fires them at him intill they are out putting bob out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I was flipping through very old threads and figured this one ought to be revived if anyone wants to keep on fighting. Oh, and the last post was posted almost a year ago *Grabs a chair and breaks it over Topshot's head* Topshots out for 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Curt comes out form the shadows wiht an iron bar and whacks Joe out for 2 posts thne readies himself for an oncoming attacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 But the attacker comes from behind and shatters a glass on Curt's head. Curt is out for 1 post and Wildjedi backs himself into a corner to avoid being attacked from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 ( so the person who posts after you, other than me, then i'm allowed to go?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 ((Yes.)) These last two posts were never here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 (ok) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Sabretooth shoots a rocket at wildjedi. Wildjedi is out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Oh yayer! another barfight! Doomgiver (DG) enters the bar, and unknowingly smashes the door into sabretooth's face, knocking him out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Zoric walks into the bar and punches DG in the nose.DG is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 curt gets p form the hit and throws a table at zoric he is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Sabre opens a can of old cheese, the pong of which kills Curt-Man for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 hi:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Zoric gets up and hits Sabre in the stomach knocking him out for 2 posts.Zoric then gets a bottle and smashes it on his own head.Zoric is out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Curt gets up with a nasty taste still in his mouth and he sees Nairb, so he throws a chair at him, Nairb is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Zoric spins around after seeing the chair.Zoric runs up to Curt and does a spin-kick on him knocking him into the wall and desrtroying it.Curt is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Shade walks into the Bar, looks around, yawns and sleeps for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Redwing walks into the bar, and trips. Oops. Redwing is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 *Kookee sits at the bar, and surves himself drinks* *kicking it back for a few posts...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Curt gets up and a loose part of the wall falls on his head, curt is out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 ((hehe, we all knock ourselves out...)) Shade kungfus randomly, knocking Redwing out for 1 post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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