Nairb Notneb Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Nairb collects himself, cracks his neck and wipes the drool from his chin with his left forearm and wrist. Turning slowly towards Curt-Man he charges with great speed and strength, the muscles in his legs bulging with every step. With a great release of energy Nairb leaps into the air, twisting at his waist, spinning his right leg and thrusting the heal of his boot into the jaw bone of a foolish looking and mortified Curt-Man who immediately falls to the ground, unconscious, bruised and bleeding. "Bring it on" he says, "Bring it on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 DarthBuzzard enters the cantina accidentally as an innocent bystander, and is out for 2 posts when Nairb Notneb jump spin kicks him in the stomach, mistaking him for Curt-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Realizing his mistake, a sense of dread and remorse fills the inner being of Nairb. He kneels down on his left knee, and checks DarthBuzzards vitals, he'll be ok. The rage begins to build again inside of him. "How can I be so foolish?" he asks himself. "Why must I always leap before I look?" And now shouting with all of the inner force he can muster, nearly exploding his larynx, "WHY MUST I ALWAYS HURT THE INNOCENT? WHY WHY WHY?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Curtman throws a table at Narib while he is shouting to the cieling narib is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 ^^^^ now that was just mean... Because Nairb helped him when he was down, DarthBuzzard launches himself at curt-man. Curt-man is downed for 1 post when my fist connects to his temple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Redwing takes a while to realize he/she/it had been kicked by Shade, but once he/she/it does, he/she/it wreaks terrible vengeance on him. In other words, Shade is glared at. Fiercely. Shade is out for, oh, about half a post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 "In this fight we are now enemies Curt-Man and one of us will no longer remain in existence when all has come to completion. Prepare to come to your completion small creature." Nairb Notneb, with a faint amount of effort, tares off the remaining leg of the table he was so horribly struck with by his newly formed rival Curt-Man, reaches out with it, spins and pulls Curt-Mans legs out from underneath him causing him to collapse to the ground (knocking him out for two posts). A sinister grin overcomes Nairb's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Shade is screaming loudly, knocking a random person out for 1/3 of a post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Still in a fit of rage, Nairb finds himself lost in a darkened frenzy and continues his attack, only this time it to is against this Shade character, pounding him with said table leg, disabling him for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 DarthBuzzard runs over to the kitchen, and returns with a whole stack of cutting knives. He tosses half of them over to Nairb Notneb, and is overtaken with a sinister grin. With evil glee, DarthBuzzard proceeds to stick everything in the bar full of knives, but avoids Nairb. One of the knives pierces Redwing, forcing them out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Curt-Man just goes into a beserker frenzy and becomes twice his size and glows red, he rips off a part of the wall and hits narib knocking him out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Oh Frack! Just wait until I come to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Shade uses an old forgotten chinesewhatevertechnique to poke Curt-man in the stomach. Curt-man is suffering from stomachache for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Zoric jumps up and attacks Shade with a chair knocking him out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Curt got up and ripped off a guys head and hurled it at zoric, it glanced off the side of his head.zoric is out for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 After being overtaken with a sinister grin because of the massive amount of knifeage that was presented to him by Darth Buzzard, Mister Notneb proceeds over to the prone bodies of Redwing and Curt-Man. Upon his arrival to the duo of said corps like bodies, he then tightly fastens each individual down to the floor ever so cleverly with the knives through the edging of their garments with the aforementioned knives without nicking them once and preventing them from moving for 3 posts. Mister Notneb backs away, facing his quarry, in slow stride cackling the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Master Notneb backs right into the knife Joe was holding behind him, and hits the floor still cackling. Notneb is out for 2 posts while he sews himself back up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Zoric gets up and hits Joe over the head with his fists. Joe is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Shade hides in a corner.. throwing an apple at Zoric, Zoric is busy eating it for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 After sewing himself up like a Thanksgiving turkey thanks to Joe the Eskimo, walks over to said Eskimo, sells him a refrigerator (while he is about to get up) and then proceeds to drop it on his big toe, crushing it knocking him out of two more posts. Mohahahahaha! I'm so bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 curt gets up and calls his speeder forth and it crashed through the wall and hits notneb, he is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 DarthBuzzard picks up a wine bottle from the floor and smashes it onto Shade's head, knokcing him out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Curt does a round house kick to darth buzzards ribe cage, he is out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Curt receives a telekinetic choke hold from a psychotic, deranged Dark Jedi. Curt's down for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 DarthBuzzard aims a tap at topshot, and fires. The high-powered spray knocks topshot to the floor, but he spends another post drinking it all. topshot is out a total of two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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