Who Knows? Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 This McDonald's location was confused when they heard they needed to supersize their fries for customers. As part of their new supersize fries deal, McDonald's has decided to offer true supersize fries for a limited time only. This is want happens when you mix McDonald's fries with miracle grow. McDonald's was forced to truly make supersized fries when Bob threatened to sue them for false advertising. This just in: supersized fries just got bigger. Hey! Wait a minute!!! These are fake!! Why get a combomeal when you can get Super-Supersize fries. Unfortunately(Fortunately?) this batch of fries were left under the heat lamp longer than normal. In other corporate news: McDonald's has fired the man who thought a supersize fry display would be a great addition to the playground. A customer attempting to destroy the supersize fry display in the playground when he realizes it is taller than him Trust me I can get it to the car. A little help here? This thing is freaking heavy. This is a photo recently shown on America's Dumbest Criminals as Harry attempts to steal a cemented giant size fry display in broad daylight. A McDonald's customer attempts to use the supersize fry display in the playground for shade. Unfortunate he is unable to determine why it doesn't work very well. A McDonald's customer attempts to stress the new playground to its limits. That's all I can think of for right now, and its late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 *Man strangles fry* You stay away from my woman, you potato based manwhore! *Fry tries to speak* She says I'm better in bed *struggle* you might consider.....Viagra.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki GM Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 this picture was taken on mental patient field trip day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 "Whoa..... I knew portions were bigger in the States... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 'S...s...s...orry Mr. Hulk...err...Bana sir... We haven't got any ketchup....' was the last thing Ferris heard before the world first starch based enama took place..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 And some people wonder how they become obease(sp?)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Jim's obsession with fast food grew to grew to Godzilla-like proportions after accidently becoming irradiated by a giant potato. Now, my friends, he has a humongous craving for making love with the wrong species . Poor Jim. He was a fool for eating the potato. Now he is cursed with this obsession for the rest of his potato-loving life, or until dogs gain poseable thumbs or when the cows strike back after being slaughtered so many times just for their beef-alicious factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 In today's news: GM crops reach an all time record high..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Torque Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 After many years of labor camps, Jim fleed to the dessert, only to find his long lost friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 HEY! WERES THE CREAM FILLING! *AHHHHHHHH!!!I'M JUST A GUY IN A FRY SUIT!STOP KNAWING ON MY HEAD, BEFORE YOU REACH THE...TOO...LATE... Are you really supersize fries? You eat supersize fries kid. No. I didn't mean it like th..., ah sh!t! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *joe runs away from the obese kid, which he is more than a match for* There's three more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerfherder Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 ...Drawn by the legend of McCamelot, Arthur attempts to wrest the golden fry from the stone and be marked as the Once and Future Ronald who will lead the Knights of the Happy Meal to triumph over the evil Burger King and win the love of Lady Wendy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Man: i founds it ma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 10, 2003 Author Share Posted July 10, 2003 Originally posted by nerfherder ...Drawn by the legend of McCamelot, Arthur attempts to wrest the golden fry from the stone and be marked as the Once and Future Ronald who will lead the Knights of the Happy Meal to triumph over the evil Burger King and win the love of Lady Wendy... Winner!!!! Next pic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 In his eagerness to entertain the children, Bobo the Clown never anticipated his fish in a ring to swing around his leg and crack him square in the nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Yes, I know this pic was concluded a long time ago, but I really wanted to add this caption... Originally posted by Darth Groovy Microsoft world headquarters, where everything is pulled out of some programmer's ass. As for the current pic: Clown: WHOO! THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Killa Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 At that moment Bingo remembered his invisable dog really does have rabbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion275 Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 As we see here, Chuckles makes an attempt to catch food for his pack. Clowns are not preditarory at heart, but seen here they are known to turn from happy go lucky creatures to a state of downright demonspawn. (insert picture of evilclown here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 And then Jimmy woke up to find that he had wet the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy [/b] Years later we see Harry Potter, former wizard turned clown, perform the rather simple trick of pulling the rabbit out of his hat. but due to his sevre dyslexia the trick goes horribly wrong as he sends a rubber tuna in a bear-trap where it doesn't belong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 McHammer will do anything for money these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 10, 2003 Author Share Posted July 10, 2003 LOL, I see about three contenders here that could be winners, but I wanna let this drag on a bit longer, because I am such a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Keith the clown, due to having an unclown-like name, was banned from all activities of the circus genre. He now spends his days wandering circus tents, in search for food to keep on surviving. This photo was taken by a photographer who was obviously on the scene at the time. "Woah there, fishie! I'm gonna crush you, jus' like they crushed ma hopes an' ma dreams" - Is reported to be the last words poor Jingles the fish heard in his exciting life, just before a giant foot came crushing down on his defenseless body. On a lighter note, Keith was able to survive the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy LOL, I see about three contenders here that could be winners, but I wanna let this drag on a bit longer, because I am such a jerk. Why you....................that's just mean I think you've just run out of funny pictures and are stalling for time!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 [clownsthought] I knew there was a reason I was told not to get into this f*ckin profession.... [/clownsthought] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 "Woah Boy! Woah, slow down there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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