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Originally posted by krkode

:eek:

 

*checks*

 

*phew*

 

He's 67 years old...I wouldn't imagine it being that much of a loss - especially if he gets his 5 million bucks now...but...ach...

 

Heh, yeah.. Good point. I don't think he used it that much previously anyway.. :D

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err.

 

..

some "guys" voluntarily decide to "get rid" of long john silver ...

 

 

then the call the silicon doctor and ..

 

at violine .. a new manwoman is born ..

 

 

but i guess after 67 years as man .. there is not much left on a "bikinishape" ..

 

 

:D

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Originally posted by STTCT

I dunno....

 

Women are supposed to reach there sexual peek as they get older....so.....

 

I guess I'll just go find myself a hot 26 year old guy!

 

A mans sexual prime is more like 19-24. 26 is all washed up. And women are at their peak in their 30s.

 

At 67 this guy was past due but I'm sure a bottle of viagra could of got him going.

 

Hell ,look at hugh hefner. That dude is in his 60s ,or more, and he's got a set of twins that he's "dating". Or any other half naked chick he wants.

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Originally posted by Boba Rhett

.... huh? You mean after fifty years you'd go, "meh, that's enough for me" and stop? And I'm pretty sure you can't spread penis cancer. :p Which he didn't even have.

 

Dude.. Most men have a hard time "getting it up".. after the mid-50's.. :p

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*Grabs his penal area and runs away!*

 

Man i dont think you know what us guys shlong means to us... he is our favourite pet. We treat him well and he gives many presents to people. Without him i dont know what i'd do.... 5 mill would surley not be enough. Only guys can understand this... but still....

 

Oh and you wont here me say this often, but :

 

"I feel really really sorry for that guy, and wish him best, and hope he can cope with it cause... man i feel real bad bout that..."

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Originally posted by Sherack Nhar

Yeah, I mean so far we haven't discovered the real purpose of the human race... so all we do is reproduce ourselves. When we can't do it anymore, what's the point? :D

 

Well people can't do it anyway, after they're 40 or 50. Reproduce themselves, that is. Usually, that purpose becomes raising your mini-self to the best you can. If the real purpose of the human race was sex, then there would be no point.:p

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