Totenkopf

Boulder hits house and although it dislodges like a model house other wise would, the structure is still intact. The goat gets frightened and rams its head through the window and leaves. It catches up and gores you in the ass cheek. I am awakened and thrown up against the wall. Broke my nose from the other direction (got the crooked kink out out of it). I am slightly less ugly.

The female companions are ladies from the whorehouse and both have some undesirable STD so even should you get past second you will have a little souvineer to remind you of the good times long after their memory fades.

...you also got footed with the bill.