Totenkopf

Someone told me this redneck joke the other day, you may have heard it before.........

This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stubbles upon an redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt.

"Hey man, you alright? What's going on here?" the man asks but gets no answer at all.

The redneck seems to ignore the man's questions.

So after a while of silence the man asks again, "Hey man, can I help you?"

The redneck finally replies. "Ford pick-up truck, blue, 18 inch rims, two passengers, female driver."

"Holy S**T! You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground!" the man says.

"NO" The redneck replies, with a shocked look on his face "The crazy bitch ran over me 10 minutes ago!"