I was sitting on my couch today, and I was a bit parched.
So I went to the fridge and picked myself up a Pepsi, cause everyone knows Pepsi is so much better than Coke Cola right?
I made my way back to the couch but then I thought "Hey, why not be a risk taker and lie on the floor instead" so being the daredevil i am, I did.
So there I was, on the floor with a Pepsi. This was gonna be one hellufa day. I open the pepsi and take a sip of my treasure.
But wtfbbq, it tastes like Coke My life is ruined.
I go to the stereo and turn on some My Chemical Romance "Im Not Okay" and cry. I call my many girlfriends up and tell them my life sucks. Not to mention I put some nice eyeliner on and scream.
Moral of the story, dont lie on the floor with a Pepsi. You're bound to be dissapointed