Yarrr! - Captain Andy (Andronica) vs. Shivermetimbers (Shivers the Monkey Goddess)

[Shivermetimbers]

Shivers the Monkey Goddess tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Andronica 5 points of damage.

Shivers the Monkey Goddess jabs:

Arrrrg

[Alia]

Andronica tried to use her fists. Luck was with her, and she dealt Shivers the Monkey Goddess 5 points of damage.

Andronica jabs:

hey jerkwad!

[Shivermetimbers]

Shivers the Monkey Goddess tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Andronica 5 points of damage.

Shivers the Monkey Goddess taunts:

Bastard

[Alia]

Andronica tried to use her fists. Luck was with her, and she dealt Shivers the Monkey Goddess 5 points of damage.

Andronica taunts:

this punching thing is so primitive.

[Shivermetimbers]

Shivers the Monkey Goddess tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Andronica 5 points of damage.

Shivers the Monkey Goddess blasts:

Well your the one who challenged me!

[Alia]

Andronica tried to use her fists. Luck was with her, and she dealt Shivers the Monkey Goddess 5 points of damage.

Andronica taunts:

well phooey on you. and you're ugly!

[Shivermetimbers]

Shivers the Monkey Goddess retreated from battle. What a coward. Andronica is awarded $0.

[Shivermetimbers]

Battle Over.