Bitch Fight! - Captain Andy (Andronica) vs. Shivermetimbers (Shivers the Monkey Goddess)

[Shivermetimbers]

Shivers the Monkey Goddess tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Andronica 1 points of damage.

Shivers the Monkey Goddess taunts:

UGH!! You were flirting with my boyfriend!

[Alia]

Andronica used her Mythril Spear, but failed to do any damage to Shivers the Monkey Goddess. Shivers the Monkey Goddess begins to taunt Andronica! Andronica's anger grows by 10.

Andronica blasts:

Too bad he's so UGLY!

[Shivermetimbers]

Shivers the Monkey Goddess tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Andronica 1 points of damage.

Shivers the Monkey Goddess blasts:

get rid of your f****** armor!

[Alia]

Andronica tried to use her fists. However, Shivers the Monkey Goddess's armor deflected the blow and Andronica was injured. Andronica lost 1 HP.

Andronica blasts:

how the hell am i supposed to do that?

 

[Shivermetimbers]

Shivers the Monkey Goddess tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Andronica 1 points of damage.

Shivers the Monkey Goddess shouts:

how should I know?

 

[Alia]

Andronica tried to use her fists. Luck was with her, and she dealt Shivers the Monkey Goddess 21 points of damage.

Andronica shouts:

well, i'm just going to punch your face in! because i feel like it!

[Shivermetimbers]

Shivers the Monkey Goddess tried to use his fists. However, Andronica's armor deflected the blow and Shivers the Monkey Goddess was injured. Shivers the Monkey Goddess lost 21 HP. Shivers the Monkey Goddess has died!!

Shivers the Monkey Goddess jabs:

GRRR

 

[Shivermetimbers]

Andronica was awarded $0 for winning the battle.