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Owwy. Me has booboo, mommy. - Captain Andy (Narcil) vs. Shivermetimbers (Shivers the Monkey Goddess)

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Shivers the Monkey Goddess used her Brass Knuckles, but failed to do any damage to Narcil. Narcil begins to taunt Shivers the Monkey Goddess! Shivers the Monkey Goddess's anger grows by 10.
Shivers the Monkey Goddess shouts:

umm, take that?

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Narcil tried to use her fists. However, Shivers the Monkey Goddess's armor deflected the blow and Narcil was injured. Narcil lost 15 HP.
Narcil blasts:

You're just jealous of my excellent looks.

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Alia

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Narcil tried to use her fists. However, Shivers the Monkey Goddess's armor deflected the blow and Narcil was injured. Narcil lost 15 HP.
Narcil shouts:

I am like totally punching you.

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Shivers the Monkey Goddess used her Brass Knuckles, but failed to do any damage to Narcil. Narcil begins to taunt Shivers the Monkey Goddess! Shivers the Monkey Goddess's anger grows by 12.
Shivers the Monkey Goddess jabs:

I am like totally punching you back

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Alia

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Narcil tried to use her fists. However, Shivers the Monkey Goddess's armor deflected the blow and Narcil was injured. Narcil lost 15 HP.
Narcil taunts:

I am like totally bored. Like, OMG, MEGAN.

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Shivers the Monkey Goddess used her Brass Knuckles, but failed to do any damage to Narcil. Narcil begins to taunt Shivers the Monkey Goddess! Shivers the Monkey Goddess's anger grows by 4.
Shivers the Monkey Goddess blasts:

OH MY GOD JENNNNA. You like totally stretched out my new shirt!

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Alia

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Narcil tried to use her fists. However, Shivers the Monkey Goddess's armor deflected the blow and Narcil was injured. Narcil lost 15 HP.
Narcil jabs:

I have all these cool weapons, but for some reason I favor my mighty fists. Whoa.

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Uh-oh, looks like someone got mad. Shivers the Monkey Goddess used her Masamune to deal 7 points of damage. Narcil tried to dodge, but was not successful.
Shivers the Monkey Goddess taunts:

um, im trying to hurt you, but it just won't work!

 

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Alia

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Narcil tried to use her fists. However, Shivers the Monkey Goddess's armor deflected the blow and Narcil was injured. Narcil lost 15 HP.
Narcil shouts:

That's nothing. I'm trying to hurt myself.

 

I AM A SUICIDAL WATER MERCENARY! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? I'M THROWING MYSELF AGAINST MY SWORD!

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Alia

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Narcil tried to use her fists. Luck was with her, and she dealt Shivers the Monkey Goddess 28 points of damage.
Narcil blasts:

Yar. My pinky is in Great Discomfort. Do you have a Band-Aid?

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Alia

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Narcil tried to use her fists. Luck was with her, and she dealt Shivers the Monkey Goddess 29 points of damage.
Narcil jabs:

I'm going to try punching you again. If it works...uhh...I'll retreat after this.

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Alia

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Narcil retreated from battle. What a coward. Shivers the Monkey Goddess is awarded $0.
Narcil shouts:

Byeee! Seeya! Go heal! And come back!

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