Guest Corran Horn Posted October 28, 1999 Posted October 28, 1999 I've noticed that Nintendo 64 games have got no sexual references. But have you seen Duke Nukem Zero Hour! Down here in Australia you get a sticker that says what it has got in it. First I saw the violence , then the language , and then at the bottom, sexual references! . The 64 is moving up in the world. (Finally) ------------------ Knock, knock knocking on heavens door. - Guns and Roses <Corran>
Guest TheForceGuy Posted October 28, 1999 Posted October 28, 1999 oh boy! i love to get turned on by video games! (well besides that tomb raider chick...shut up!) ---lata (Try real girls) ------------------ Never under estimate the power of the Force.
Guest The Flying Nosehair Posted October 28, 1999 Posted October 28, 1999 Wait a minute...what's a "real" girl??? ------------------ There are many factors inhibiting temptation... Strongest of all being cowardice. -Mark Twain
Guest Corran Horn Posted October 29, 1999 Posted October 29, 1999 To bad you can't get real girl's to just pop out of the games. GOD DAMN IT! ------------------ Knock, knock knocking on heavens door. - Guns and Roses <Corran>
Guest Imladil Posted October 29, 1999 Posted October 29, 1999 No, no, no...you guys have got it all wrong! The video games are for satisfying your lust for violence, not sex! When you want to kill things and destroy people, you turn on the video game...but when you want sex, you, well... I go to my girlfriend. I guess the rest of you are on your own. Nevermind. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Hungry "What time is it on Mars?" --Little Jimmy
Guest The Flying Nosehair Posted October 29, 1999 Posted October 29, 1999 Oh... that still doesn't tell me what a "real" girl is... I'm so confused ------------------ If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway. -A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.
Guest Imladil Posted October 30, 1999 Posted October 30, 1999 Allow me. A real girl will bring her man a tall frosty while he's playing Rogue Squadron. Haw! Haw! Haw! (Snort!) No, just kidding. I'm into equal rights and I don't really like beer to begin with... ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Hungry "What time is it on Mars?" --Little Jimmy
Guest The Flying Nosehair Posted October 30, 1999 Posted October 30, 1999 Me neither. It's alchohol + water, so I don't think it an appetizing beverage. ------------------ If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway. -A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.
Guest Lt Cracken Posted November 1, 1999 Posted November 1, 1999 Root beer, anyone? I LOOOVE MY IBC ROOT BEER!! ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z
Guest Corran Horn Posted November 1, 1999 Posted November 1, 1999 Look, real girls are the real things, you know, skin hair, nails, rooms full of Dolly Magazines or whatever. Now the not so real girls. A bunch of polygons and textured thingymagics put together to create a replica of a girl. Understand? ------------------ Knock, knock knocking on heavens door. - Guns and Roses <Corran>
Guest Imladil Posted November 2, 1999 Posted November 2, 1999 INSTRUCTIONS FOR DETERMINING GIRL REALITY: 1) Check for VR goggles. Remove. 2) If no girl, go to bar. 3) If girl, reach out to touch. 4) If touch glass, then no girl. Go to 2. 5) If touch soft nice, then girl. 6) If slapped, go to 2. 7) If not slapped, congratulations. Girl real. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Mean "Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?" --Little Jimmy
Lujayne Posted November 2, 1999 Posted November 2, 1999 Meaning girl not real if guy get slapped? --L.
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted November 2, 1999 Posted November 2, 1999 Yes, not 'real'ly worth the effort. ------------------ I am R.A.V.E.N. hear me AWK!
Guest Corran Horn Posted November 2, 1999 Posted November 2, 1999 Whoa. You guys are changing the subject so much (Not that there's anything wrong with it) From 'sexual references on the N64' to 'girls' to 'what is a real girl?'
Guest The Flying Nosehair Posted November 2, 1999 Posted November 2, 1999 That's what comedy is for!!! Oh, and by the way, I tried what you suggested, and now my face is a very bright red with hand marks all over it. Love hurts... ------------------ If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway. -A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.
Guest Nitro2 Posted November 2, 1999 Posted November 2, 1999 And I thought I was bad... ------------------
Guest Imladil Posted November 2, 1999 Posted November 2, 1999 I think I know why people look to their video games for sexiness...! There is a little understood relationship between sex and violence, and today's video games are chock full of the latter. It's only natural that subconsciously, people would try to balance that somehow. You have to admit, there is something sexy about zapping the dog***t out of an Imperial laser turret, watching the pretty flames blossom and engulf it before it erupts in a flaming, debris-strewn fireball. Tell me I'm wrong, here, I dare you... ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Wierd "What do whales think of submarines?" --Little Jimmy
Guest Lt Cracken Posted November 3, 1999 Posted November 3, 1999 <font size=9>YOU'RE WRONG!!!</font> tehe....... ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted November 3, 1999 Posted November 3, 1999 Ok Cracken did it big so I'll go small. <font size=-15>You're wrong! [This message has been edited by R.A.V.E.N. (edited November 02, 1999).]
Lujayne Posted November 3, 1999 Posted November 3, 1999 Imladil...that's just wierd. BTW, good to see ya Nitro! --L.
Guest Imladil Posted November 3, 1999 Posted November 3, 1999 And Nitro isn't wierd...? ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Wierd "What do whales think of submarines?" --Little Jimmy
Guest TheForceGuy Posted November 3, 1999 Posted November 3, 1999 unless this is an inside joke i missed... Wierd is really spelt " W-E-I-R-D". --lata ------------------ Never under estimate the power of the Force.
Guest Imladil Posted November 4, 1999 Posted November 4, 1999 Is there truly a right and wrong way to spell weird...? I mean, is there NO room for interpretation? I've never been very good at following the rules.
Guest Corran Horn Posted November 4, 1999 Posted November 4, 1999 Hang on arn't we supposed to talk about the S**t Imladil was talking about. What's with the dictionary war here? ------------------ Knock, knock knocking on heavens door. - Guns and Roses <Corran>
Guest TheForceGuy Posted November 4, 1999 Posted November 4, 1999 corran, i don't think that anyone gets the $h!+ that Imladil is talkin bout... ---lata ------------------ Never under estimate the power of the Force.
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