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Guest Corran Horn

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Guest Corran Horn

I've noticed that Nintendo 64 games have got no sexual references. But have you seen Duke Nukem Zero Hour! Down here in Australia you get a sticker that says what it has got in it. First I saw the violence smile.gif, then the language smile.gifsmile.gif, and then at the bottom, sexual references! wink.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif. The 64 is moving up in the world. (Finally)

 

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Guest TheForceGuy

oh boy! i love to get turned on by video games! (well besides that tomb raider chick...shut up!)

 

 

---lata

 

(Try real girls)

 

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Guest The Flying Nosehair

Wait a minute...what's a "real" girl???

 

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Strongest of all being cowardice.

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Guest Corran Horn

To bad you can't get real girl's to just pop out of the games. GOD DAMN IT!

 

 

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Guest Imladil

No, no, no...you guys have got it all wrong! The video games are for satisfying your lust for violence, not sex! When you want to kill things and destroy people, you turn on the video game...but when you want sex, you, well...

I go to my girlfriend. I guess the rest of you are on your own.

Nevermind. wink.gif

 

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"What time is it on Mars?"

 

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Guest The Flying Nosehair

Oh...

that still doesn't tell me what a "real" girl is...

I'm so confused wink.gif

 

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If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run

Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway.

-A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.

 

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Guest Imladil

Allow me. A real girl will bring her man a tall frosty while he's playing Rogue Squadron.

 

Haw! Haw! Haw! (Snort!)

 

No, just kidding. I'm into equal rights and I don't really like beer to begin with... smile.gif

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Hungry

 

"What time is it on Mars?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Guest The Flying Nosehair

Me neither. It's alchohol + water, so I don't think it an appetizing beverage.

 

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If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run

Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway.

-A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.

 

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Guest Lt Cracken

Root beer, anyone? I LOOOVE MY IBC ROOT BEER!!

 

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,

THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!

Vegeta, DragonBall Z

 

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Guest Corran Horn

Look, real girls are the real things, you know, skin hair, nails, rooms full of Dolly Magazines or whatever.

Now the not so real girls. A bunch of polygons and textured thingymagics put together to create a replica of a girl.

Understand?

 

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- Guns and Roses

<Corran>

 

 

 

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Guest Imladil

INSTRUCTIONS FOR DETERMINING GIRL REALITY:

 

1) Check for VR goggles. Remove.

 

2) If no girl, go to bar.

 

3) If girl, reach out to touch.

 

4) If touch glass, then no girl. Go to 2.

 

5) If touch soft nice, then girl.

 

6) If slapped, go to 2.

 

7) If not slapped, congratulations. Girl real.

 

 

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Mean

 

"Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

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Guest Corran Horn

Whoa. You guys are changing the subject so much (Not that there's anything wrong with it) From 'sexual references on the N64' to 'girls' to 'what is a real girl?'

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Guest The Flying Nosehair

That's what comedy is for!!!

Oh, and by the way, I tried what you suggested, and now my face is a very bright red with hand marks all over it. Love hurts... wink.gif

 

 

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If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run

Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway.

-A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.

 

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Guest Imladil

I think I know why people look to their video games for sexiness...!

 

There is a little understood relationship between sex and violence, and today's video games are chock full of the latter. It's only natural that subconsciously, people would try to balance that somehow.

 

You have to admit, there is something sexy about zapping the dog***t out of an Imperial laser turret, watching the pretty flames blossom and engulf it before it erupts in a flaming, debris-strewn fireball. Tell me I'm wrong, here, I dare you... smile.gif

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Wierd

 

"What do whales think of submarines?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Guest Lt Cracken

<font size=9>YOU'RE WRONG!!!</font>

tehe....... smile.gif

 

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,

THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!

Vegeta, DragonBall Z

 

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Guest R.A.V.E.N.

Ok Cracken did it big so I'll go small.

 

<font size=-15>You're wrong!

 

 

[This message has been edited by R.A.V.E.N. (edited November 02, 1999).]

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Guest Imladil

And Nitro isn't wierd...?

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Wierd

 

"What do whales think of submarines?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Guest TheForceGuy

unless this is an inside joke i missed...

 

Wierd is really spelt " W-E-I-R-D".

 

--lata

 

 

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Guest Imladil

Is there truly a right and wrong way to spell weird...?

 

I mean, is there NO room for interpretation?

 

I've never been very good at following the rules. wink.gif

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Guest Corran Horn

Hang on arn't we supposed to talk about the S**t Imladil was talking about. What's with the dictionary war here?

 

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Guest TheForceGuy

corran, i don't think that anyone gets the $h!+ that Imladil is talkin bout...

 

---lata

 

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