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Totally off-topic :

 

In SW:ESB, we learn that Kenobi was trained by Yoda himself. In SW:TPM, we discover that he was in fact trained by Qui-Gon Jinn. In the novel, it is made even clearer that Jinn has always been Kenobi's teacher.

 

At the end of TPM, Kenobi is granted the title of Jedi Knight.

 

So, when is it exactly that Kenobi was instructed in the ways of The Force by Yoda?

 

 

Moff Kint

 

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

[This message has been edited by Kint (edited November 08, 1999).]

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sorry my bulb is a little dim on that subject... but u made an excellent point.

 

U find this out urself or just bring this back from JK? just wonderin...

 

Those Jedi Knight kids are nothing but trouble, always cooking something up...

 

--lata

 

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[This message has been edited by TheForceGuy (edited November 08, 1999).]

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Actually, I thought up that one by myself! Impressing, huh ?

 

Anybody else noticed some "glitches" between the trilogy and the prequel ?

 

(I quit JediKnight.Net when a guy asked me, and I quote: "Well, why is it that at the end of RoTJ, when you see Anakin's ghost and Kenobi's ghost, you don't get to see Qui-Gon's ghost? What's up with that?)

 

DuH!

 

 

 

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Maybe Qui-Gonn, being an ascended high master, chose to reincarnate later on, so he could stay involved.

 

Maybe he was even Luke! Qui-Gonn could have been present at that bonfire after all...

 

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How the heck could he have been present if the movie was filmed almost 20 years before TPM ? I doubt Lucas had even invented Qui-Gon, let alone figure out who would play him.

 

Ah well .... That's what happens when you shoot the prequel after the actual sequel.

 

 

 

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"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

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No, sillies, it's because Qui-Gon had nothing to do with Luke. They never knew each other. Luke would see this 4th ghost and say "who the heck is that?" and we, the viewers would've said "who the heck is that? What a crappy ending; this guy we don't even know shows up." And Luke woulda said "what a crappy celebration; this guy I don't even know shows up with my dad and two trainers, trying to pass himself off as someone I know; what a jerk; I'm outta here; the galaxy can kiss my arse."

So you see? He couldn't have been there!

Whew.

--L.

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But.... but......but....

 

RoTJ : 1983

TPM : 1999

 

Even if Qui-Gon wanted to be there... I mean...but....huh....ahem....

 

BUFFER_OVERFLOW:ERROR AT MEMORY 08F3:7D14

 

STAR_WARS_DOES_NOT_COMPUTE - INITIATE FULL SHUTDOWN.

 

I need vacation.

 

 

 

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"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

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Guest TheForceGuy

hehe... classic star wars malfunction...

 

gotta respect that...

 

Hey did u guys see the part at the end of RoTJ when the people are like moshing with the storm trooper. He is like crowd surfing. Its kool...

 

Not very good moshing music though...

 

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Guest Imladil

Why, I...ooohh...

 

There IS NO sequel/prequel paradox, because Star Wars IS REAL!!!

 

(Of course I'm kidding.)

 

It doesn't matter when we saw what movie in this reality, because in the Star Wars universe, it has its own time line. Movie magic makes it happen that way.

 

Anyone care to comment on whether or not Yoda is a very old Namek?

 

 

 

 

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"What color is nothing?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

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Yoda is in fact my aging grandma. I would very much so appreciate that from now on, we refer to Yoda as Kint's Green GrandMama.

 

Did I mention I needed some kind of vacation ? Preferably in a mental institution of some sort.

 

 

 

 

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"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

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They won't let you play RS in the institution, I'm afraid. They say the flames and explosions are bad for the other patients...

 

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"Why are we here?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Flames, huh? I guess that means that I should refrain from eating beans .. ?

 

 

 

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"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

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Guest Corran Horn

What the hell is that icon i just picked?

Eh, yeah well I've seen anothe slight glitch.

In a book it says that Luke go's to his mothers home planet. But it isn't Naboo!!!!!

That icon look like a hotdog...

 

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Perhaps a Hot-Wing? Or an A-Dog.

 

 

 

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"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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Never mind the easy ones...what the hell is THIS one?

 

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--Little Jimmy

 

 

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Looks like an Assault Chariot.

 

Damn those icons are small !

 

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good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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Hyperspace buoy (from XWalliance).

 

I wanna know what's the deal with the orange arrow. That's something to worry about ... Orange arrow, sitting all by itself, doing nothing.

 

Nobody ever suspects the Orange Arrow.

 

 

 

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Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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