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...And I have NO freaking idea what the orange arrow could be for either! In my house it points to the living room, but the significance escapes me...

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Culinarian

 

"Am I in space yet?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Could be some sort of highly encrypted Imperial message. Something in the likes of "Turn right at the 3rd asteroid belt off the 2nd moon of Endor to get to Vader's All Night Jedi Rib Joint.

 

Damn tricky Imps ...

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

 

[This message has been edited by Kint (edited November 17, 1999).]

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Oh, wait. I get it now...

 

The refrigerator is in between me and the living room. The Imperials want me to get a sandwich.

 

(Munch, munch...)

 

That was yummy. Thanks, Imps!

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Culinarian

 

"Am I in space yet?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Like ribs that have been ripped from a Jedi's rotting carcass. Tastes awesome with Bantha Sauce No. 5.

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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Whoa, dude...

 

That's pretty twisted, even for me!

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Culinarian

 

"Am I in space yet?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Gnnngnhh ... Arhjj ........Kkkxx!

 

Afhhjkkkkkkkk ... GNhajjj !

 

(can somebody get me my medication? Onetoo Bee, where are you?)

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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MEDIC!!!

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Predator

 

"Ernie is my second cousin (E=MC2)"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

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(hissing sound of a hydrospray)

 

Ahhhhhh yeah!

 

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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Maybe we could swing by Half-Life, pick up a few Head Crabs, run over to Unreal and bag a couple Bitterfish and have a tailgate party down by the temple with Lara Croft. I'll bring that untaxed liqour I got from XWA and we'll all try to figure out what that orange arrow means.

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Well, Oranges originated in China. Until they were introduced to Europeans during the Renaissance, we had no word to describe the color orange.

 

WTF this means about the arrow, my lawyer advises me not to conjecture. It's just too pointed an issue. *snicker*

 

Well, I've got some Klingon blood wine in the starboard secured hold. But if anybody breaks out any ketrucel white, I'm having them beamed into space... wink.gif

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Fortunate

 

"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to be strong and determined if you want to drown that sucker."

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Man these posts are getting too weird for good ol' me.

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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I'm sorry. We can talk about the weather, if you want. I'll even keep it unscientific, and no alternate universes or evil clowns. No suicidal weather men, no jello raining from the sky, no--

 

I'm doing it again, aren't I?

 

I'm sorry. I'll shut up. No sig, even.

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