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Guest Imladil

No...this has nothing to do with Oreo. Or Pesto, Bebee, Cuddles or Little Footses. They've all been good kitties today, except for whoever got into the garbage last night.

 

This is about something I noticed while playing Rogue Squadron. Is it just me...or does Moff Seerdon sound just like the evil lion in The Lion King?

 

You know...Scar! That's his name. Or is it Moff Scardon?

 

...And Kasan Moor sounds like a girl I knew in highschool. Maybe that's why I hate her. (?)

 

So many questions.

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Hippy

 

"Does the wise man on the mountaintop have the whole world up his butt?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

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I don't want to sound like I have something against the "larger" part of the population, but have you seen Kasan's picture in Rogue Squadron? Ye Gods! I wonder how that Interceptor of hers kept above ground.

 

"Will you stop shooting? My craft has been disabled for a good 5 minutes now, and ... TREE!"

 

Bang.

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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AAAWW-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH! HAW! HAW! HAW! (Snort!) HAH-HAH-HAH--!

 

Howzabout dis one:

 

"Watch your fire, Skywalker! Those are civi--AAAUUGGH!"

 

...And there IS no talk about "landing safely," because on Taloraan, well...there's no ground!

 

Bye-bye, Kasan! Too late to cut back on the twinkies now, huh?

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Culinarian

 

"Am I in space yet?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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- Capt'n, we can't jump to hyperspace! We have a mass planetary shadow blocking our exit vector!

 

- You dumbass! That's no planet's shadow, it's that fatty KASAN MOORE. Shoot her out of the way.

 

- Aye!

 

<Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzkkkkrrrrrrrrrrt>

 

Fatality.

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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I NOTICED YOU!

 

A Pokemon told me.

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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Yeech. Pokemons .... Gotta Kill'em All!

 

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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NO POKEMONS!!! ( smile.gif )

 

Oh, all right. Maybe ONE pokemon...a dead one, hanging from the halyard in grim warning to other pokemons.

 

...Just to show them we're serious. And for laughs.

 

As for Kasan...beam that b***h into the nearest black hole. Her additional mass will cause the space/time continuum to fold back in on itself and we'll finally get to meet God. Cool, huh?

 

"...On the ground, still waiting for someone to pick me up..."

 

Well, MY mommy warned me about girls like that...! wink.gif

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Culinarian

 

"Am I in space yet?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Could you get your dealer to contact me by comlink? I would sure like to try some of those apparently excellent drugs of yours.

 

 

*wink*

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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Well, the DRUGS are second rate at best, but I do have a gold-plated titanium hammer with Tibetan yak leather handle that I use to hit myself on the head.

 

Stars look pretty any time of day!

 

As for YOU, Force Guy...!

 

HUMMMMMMM--! (Lightsaber noise.)

"Today IS a good day to die...!" wink.gif

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Culinarian

 

"Am I in space yet?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Okay, I'll take it then.

 

I saw her picture on the side of a milk carton. wink.gif

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Fortunate

 

"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to be strong and determined if you want to drown that sucker."

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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I saw her butt-ugly face on the side of a nuclear submarine.

 

"Nucular!"

 

- Homer J. Simpson

 

 

 

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Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so

good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

 

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She'saLadil,

 

Strike me down and I will only become more powerful.

 

**lightsaber noise**

 

OW THAT HURT!

 

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Hmm. (Turns off lightsaber, hops into A-wing.) I'll fix him...

 

YEEEEEE-HAW! Comin' straight out of the sun at ya, guns goin', missiles and all that! And if that don't work--

 

BANZA-AIII!!!

 

(CRASH!) (Boom!) (Flames.)

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Fortunate

 

"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to be strong and determined if you want to drown that sucker."

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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Guest Sa Memax

If Kasan was here we could use her to patch up the hole in the ozone layer.

How about this one?

Kasan:Hey!

Luke:where are you?

Kasan biggrin.gifown on the ground.My weight loaded my ship down.

Luke:I advise you to go on a diet Kasan.

Kasan:Good idea.

10 years later

Kasan:Im still weighing my ship dooooooooooooo..........AUUUUUUGH.BOOM(ship exploding)

BOING.(Kasan transformed into a ping-pong ball.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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The state of being Kasan Moor is akin to being at the speed of light, because one's mass becomes infinite.

 

Note: an advanced civilization could derive all of its energy needs from a teaspoon of Kasan Moor. If Kasan Moor were here now, the world would be destroyed by the gravitational stress.

 

Let's ban twinkies!

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Noisy

 

"What does this button--?" SCHOOOMP!

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

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Guest R.A.V.E.N.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

Ban the twinkies and die Imladil. (Raven pulls out a thermal detonator) Come on buddy, make my day!

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For the last time...

 

Ravens like corn. CORN! Not twinkies! A raven eating twinkies is too bizarre an image for my fragile mind to accept. wink.gif

 

However...we can discuss keeping twinkies as long as I'm allowed to have scotch in the cockpit.

 

(Sigh. I am NOT serious. Do NOT drink and fly spacefighters--it is not safe.) wink.gif

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Noisy

 

"What does this button--?" SCHOOOMP!

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

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Oh, really? Imladil, I remember you sitting in your xwing with raven on the left...You were drinking scotch and a tie fighter came along. raven shot and missed, you fired and got it. raven said "wow, good shot" and you replied "nah, I usually get 3 or 4 out of a squad ike that."

Keep twinkees...ban scotch.

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Um, close. It wasn't Raven, it was Chief Crazy Horse...and we were chewing peyote buttons, not scotch. And, I think it was a '66 Impala, not an X-wing.

 

But I DO remember the TIE fighters! Dang fast, them TIE fighters... wink.gif

 

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Foolish

 

"If we light a fire, that means no Santa, right?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

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