Guest CorHorn Posted December 4, 1999 Posted December 4, 1999 I thought the rumors were true...and they are! Oy, this thing's even more pointless than what we have at Xwingalliance.com. And that's saying a bunch. ------------------ "Cover me, Ten. I'm going in. And for the last time, I WILL NOT PULL YOUR FINGER!!!!" RAL_RogueNine
Guest Shootist Posted December 5, 1999 Posted December 5, 1999 (To the rhythem of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)Starkel, starkel little twink. What the heck of me you think. I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I are. The drunker I sit the longer I be, I just don't know who is me. Remember to raise your blast shield before you take a slash of yer favorite libation boys and girls!! It's probably ok ta have a nip on your starfighter, but d@#$mn, don't drag alcohol out on the real road with ya!
Guest Imladil Posted December 5, 1999 Posted December 5, 1999 Words of wisdom, Shootist! the following is a tanscript of myself and a friend in a bar. "Give me those keys. You are not driving." "Why? Don't you trust me?" "I trust you...not your reflexes right now, though." "My reflexes are...I'm at my best right now!" (Imladil smacks him upside the back of the head.) "OW! What was that--?" "Semi. See what I mean?" ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Usual "Which crossed the road first--the chicken or the egg?" --Little Jimmy
Guest flamin_tie Posted December 6, 1999 Posted December 6, 1999 Y'know, Imladil, I think ye were hittin' a nip o' scotch while ye were typing, eh lassie? That might explain a wee bit o' the fuddle ye typed.
Guest Imladil Posted December 6, 1999 Posted December 6, 1999 Well...I see that I typoed "transcript." As for fuddle--my mom's maiden name was Twaddle. Coincidence? --And before any of you wiseass mensa scholars point out that "Twaddle" means "Nonsense"...I already know! In fact, it's central to my personal worldview. Nine out of ten church elders don't watch "Beavis and Butthead" at home. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Cursory "I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets." --Little Jimmy
Guest Imladil Posted December 7, 1999 Posted December 7, 1999 <font size=1>Aussi...yo no soy girlie-chick, capiche? Ie, tovarishch, I am uno hombre. Zut! mucho des languages! Casse tete en mein kopf...Jimji samja ni! Dasvedanya!</font>
Lujayne Posted December 7, 1999 Posted December 7, 1999 <font size=-2>"Also, I am not girlie-chick, capiche? No, friend, I am a man. Darn! So many languages! Puzzle in my head..." Sorry...I have no idea what the rest says!</font>
Guest Imladil Posted December 7, 1999 Posted December 7, 1999 I worked in a Punjabi Indian restaurant for a while. "Jimji samja ni," means, "Jimmy doesn't understand." "Dasvedanya," means "Asta!" in Russian. (Note: I am not some kind of linguist. English and French are the only languages I occasionally make sense in.) ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Cursory "I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets." --Little Jimmy
Guest Shootist Posted December 8, 1999 Posted December 8, 1999 Du besser nicht sprecth Duetch. Ich felish fersten zie. Ich sprecth nur Gasthaus Duetch. Ich murshta ein kalt bier bitte. Nein, forgessen das, Ich trinken nicht. I still remember a little German. I can speak and understand a little bit but I've forgotten more than I remember. My spouse is Korean, bubba, that's a tongue twister. Anyone like Korean food? ------------------ ACK...Phht!! Bill the Cat
Guest Shootist Posted December 8, 1999 Posted December 8, 1999 My better half makes absolutely the BEST Korean goodies I've ever chop skicked! Man, I'm spoiled. The Korean community around here can't get enough either. I'm sitting here just trying to digest about one full chicken, half a bushel of sauted mushrooms, scallions and green bell peppers. Woof. Given the right spcies, I bet even tough ol' R.A.V.E.N. would tender right up! Just JOKIN' there R bird. No, I'm NOT being threatened, cajoled or brow beaten... Just bribed...Buuuurrrrrghppp!!! ------------------ ACK...Phht!! Bill the Cat
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 8, 1999 Posted December 8, 1999 LOL! So I'm a tough bird now? Come on bring it on! (*j/k*) ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --Commander R.A.V.E.N.
Guest Imladil Posted December 8, 1999 Posted December 8, 1999 I am totally into the Korean barbecue thing. Is tomorrow at seven okay? As for raven meat--it's my understanding that the bird's diet has a lot of effect of the flavor. And since this one is known to munch twinkies, I say we pass on it... ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Cursory "I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets." --Little Jimmy
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