Guest flamin_tie Posted December 11, 1999 Share Posted December 11, 1999 To help you jabronies get into the holiday spirit, im gonna do this. On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me...a starwars phantom menace cd. More to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 On the second day of Chrsitmas, my true love gave to me - two testicles, and a Star Wars Phantom Menace CD. ------------------ (Insert witty one-liner signature HERE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 On the third day of Christmas, my true love game to me... Three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Menace CD. (We're ALL going to heck; I just though I'd point that out. ) ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Emissary "Does the ocean start in my toilet?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Corn?! Where?!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - four food groups, three fresh Korn , two testicles, and a Star Wars Phantom Menace see-dee..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flamin_tie Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 DAMMIT! THIS WAS MY THING!!! On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me- a FIVE NIPPLED ALIEN (eww gross!) four fodd groups, three fresh corn, two testicles, and a starwars phantom menace cd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Uh...what was six again? Dangit! Won't fit, but oh well... On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh Korn, two tes-ti-cules, and a Stars Wars Phantom Menace see-dee... Pass the peanut butter, please. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Emissary "Does the ocean start in my toilet?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kint Posted December 13, 1999 Share Posted December 13, 1999 Let me try this ... On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh Korn, two tes-ti-cules, and a Star Wars Phantom Menace see-dee... Whee ... ------------------ Moff Kint Kint@beer.com I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. [This message has been edited by Kint (edited December 13, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheForceGuy Posted December 13, 1999 Share Posted December 13, 1999 On the eighth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: eight kasan moores (i thought one was enough) seven fulled armed and operational battle stations six screaming terrorists five nippled alien four food groups three fresh corn two testicles and a star wars phantom menace cd THERE!!! ------------------ element --------------------- govna14@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 .....?!!?! <font size="4">BWAAA-HAAHAHAHHAHAAAHHH!!!!</font>...*(Ack! Gasp! Airbubble!)* CHOKE! HACK! SPUTTER! WHEEEeeeeze.....<font size="1">gasp!*</font> .........<u>THUD</u>. *(Complete silence)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 And the good Lt. shall rise <font size=20>Nevermore</font> Ba Da Bum Bum Bum ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --Commander R.A.V.E.N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flamin_tie Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 on the ninth day of christmas, my true love gave to me, nine jabba the hut action figures complete with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers and a subscription to INEEDALIFE MAGAZINE (DAMMIT! I WANTED YODA'S SWINGING BACHELORS PAD WITH MARGARITA MIXER AND MIRRORS!), eight Kasan Moores (OMIGOD!!WHERES THE TREE?) seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screeming terrorists, a FIVVVE NIIIHPPLLEDDDDD ALIEN!!!!! four food groups, three fresh corn, two-oo testicles, and a star wars phantom menace see-deeeeeee! (Wow, that's a lotta crap to fit under a tree) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 ??? Uh...okay. I'll give it a try. (*Deep, deep breath*) On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace seeeee-deeeeee<font size=1>eee--! *squeak*</font> Dangit! The monkeys and the raven are fighting over the corn! SHOOO! ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Thrashmonkey "When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element." --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 <font size="4"><u>DATE</u>:</font> 12/14/99 <font size="4"><u>FROM</u>:</font> Lt. Guilo, retired <font size="4"><u>TO</u>:</font> Imladil, Anomalous Materials; Thrashmonkey Division <font size="4"><u>RE</u>:</font> Imladil's signature commentary So Little Jimmy says he's out of his element, eh Imladil? ...Who's <u>fault</u> is that? <font size="1"> [This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 14, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 11 gunguns like Jar Jar with that stupid accent and accident prones and a blaster, ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace seeeee-deeeeeeeee--! ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 Right in time to bring it home. On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 12 Awking Ravens, 11 gunguns like Jar Jar with that stupid accent and accident prones and a blaster, ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace seee-deeeeeee!!!!! I love christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 (To the tune of "Feliz Navidad") "The police got my dog...doot-doot do-do doot, the police got my dog...doot-doot do-do doot...The police got my dog, they got my dog; yes, they got my dog!" Next verse: "I wanna make you a Hare Krishna! I wanna make you a Hare Krishna!" etc. You like? I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE! (Lt. Guilo...Little Jimmy can play in the dirt all he wants, but BIG Jimmy is directly out of his freaking mind. ) ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Thrashmonkey "When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element." --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 I like, I like already! *(Imladil suddenly brandishes a tell-tale rubber chicken)* Oh NO!!! Not <u>THAT AGAIN</u>!!! EEEEEEEK!!!! *(Runs off, screaming bloody murder)*<font size="1"> [This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 15, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 !! do I even wanna know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sa Memax Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 On the 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 12 big ugly robotis spider things like the ones ,on Return Of The Jedi,in Jabba's Palace,11 gunguns like Jar Jar with that stupid accent and accident prones and a blaster, ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled aliens, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace cd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 Um....how many times were we going to sing about the 12th day of Christmas, again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 According to my calculations, the twelfth day of Christmas would be January fifth. That's two days past my birthday. A simple solution of a capfull bleach to five gallons warm water make a cheap and effective sanitizer/grease cutter for everyday kitchen use. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Thrashmonkey "When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element." --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lujayne Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 Tolkien's birthday is January third? Wow, I never knew that! And d'uh, anyone who's ever worked in a restauraunt before knows that!! --L. *and a Star Wars Phantom Menace Seeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 *(Note to the confused: yes, the dead ghost of J.R.R. Tolkien is posting at this site.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 Isn't 'dead ghost' somewhat redundant? ------------------ Right is right even if nobody is doing it, and wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it. -St. Augustine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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