Jump to content

Home

12 days of starwars


Guest flamin_tie

Recommended Posts

Guest Sa Memax

Hey Imladil?You know what else you can do with bleach?If you mix it with pure ammonia it makes a pretty good explosive.I'v never done it but my mom did.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Imladil

I prefer the seagull-and-alka-seltzer class of explosives, myself.

 

Ever hear of the Froot-loops and Bats**t bomb? It's a real thing, I swear... wink.gif

 

"Uhhhhhh...Beavis, get OUT of the cereal!"

 

------------------

"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

 

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest flamin_tie

GUFFAW!! HAW HAW HAWWWWW!!! OMIGOD! A FROOT LOOPS AND BATCRAP BOMB!! Thats how robin blew up that building!

On the 13 day of christmas, my true love gave to me, 13 chicken fried Ewoks (finger-lickin' good, 12 Awking Ravens, 11 gunguns like Jar Jar with that stupid accent and accident prones and a blaster, ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace seee-deeeeeee!!!!!

(Hey, it's star wars...its all good.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest R.A.V.E.N.

Dead Ghost is a double negative, so is;nt saying that the eqivilant of saying

"_____ _____"?

 

[This message has been edited by R.A.V.E.N. (edited December 16, 1999).]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Kenobi died on the first Death Star, became a ghost, and his ghost died again sometime after RoTJ. So, at one point, he was a dead ghost !

 

I wonder if a dead ghost is a helluva more scarier than a regular ghost ...

 

<font size=1>boo!</font>

 

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH !

 

 

 

------------------

Moff Kint

Kint@beer.com

 

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

to die or not to die that is the question .

 

 

the universe is but a drop of water to a great ocean

 

 

commander skywalker....we lost good men today.....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

it's quiet ,to quiet.

(my deepest sympathy to anyone who can recognize this game)...........................................................................................................

.................................................................... hallo...... this is skywalker ................. answer me ....................................

<font size=-2>

 

[This message has been edited by Lujayne (edited December 18, 1999).]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Imladil

Uhhhh...hello, Skywalker! This is Radio Free Saturn. Over.

 

*Static.*

 

Hello Skywalker, this is Radio Free Saturn. Over?

 

*More static.*

 

Dammit! This is SATURN! Over!

 

*You guessed it--even more static*

 

Well, I guess his pizza's just gonna have to get cold. Stupid little Jedi prettyboy...<font size=1>grumble, grumble</font>... wink.gif

 

------------------

"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Zoomunit

 

"Crystal magic helps the elementally disabled."

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

pretty boy eh!!!

just cause i'm english you rebel scum

 

oh yeah and by the way I ordered fries

 

...........There you are.......

"RAPID FIRE MODE ENGAGED"

 

"MISSILE LOCK ON ACCOMPLISHED"(i made that up by the way)

 

"FEELS NICE TO BE ON THE OFFENSIVE FOR ONCE"

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Sa Memax

Now SKW we don't want a riot in the forum.You guys can settle this like men.But I guess there is nothing more fun than battling an unseen enemy.

LOCKED ONTO TARGET.

TARGET IDENTIFIED.

OH CRAP!ITS SKW.

FIRE THE TORPEDOE.

DAMMIT.MISSED.

BUT I STILL SCORED.

I HIT KASAN MOOR.

THE BIG BLOB OF FAT IS ROLLING OVER THE PLATEAU.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

hallo......kasan...... this is skywalker..... kasan?...COME IN KASAN... general this is commander skywalker kasan is dead repeat kasan is dead.......

 

 

T'IS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

Link to comment
Share on other sites

this is a reply to skywalker's last letter. I just thought i'd write in to say that you are mad. your co-pilots on roque squadron are awesome they fly brilliantly and seem to be endlessly taking out ties especially the ones which you pass by.

 

oh yeah and by the way i have playede lylat wars and THAT is what you call bad co-pilots.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Imladil

Well, there are times when I'm playing Rogue Squadron that I want to get out of my ship, jump over to my wingmate, yank him bodily from his cockpit and fling his astonished person at the freaking enemy.

 

You must have bought the version where the wingmates don't suck. Congratulations! wink.gif

 

------------------

"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

 

--Imladil the Samurai

 

"If dolphins had thumbs, would we still be in control of the planet?"

 

--Little Jimmy

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...