Guest Kint Posted February 10, 2000 Share Posted February 10, 2000 Some of them will get automatically censored, but it's all good fun. Phrases you wish you could say at work 1. Ahhh...I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh**. 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. No, my powers can only be used for good. 24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 25. Who me? I just wander from room to room 26. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? 27. Do I look like a people person? 28. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 29. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 31. You!... Off my planet! 32. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 33. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 34. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 35. Allow me to introduce my selves. 36. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 37. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 38. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 40. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 41. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 42. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 43. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1? 44. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 45. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 46. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 47. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 48. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks. 49. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 50. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. ------------------ Moff Kint Kint@beer.com Get my PGP key at www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. [This message has been edited by Kint (edited February 10, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lujayne Posted February 11, 2000 Share Posted February 11, 2000 Heh... I love it! --L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 HEY!!! You stole the "... Hell with fluorecent lighting" one from me!!! That's how I've described my school for THREE frigging years!!! ------------------ Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in! -Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kint Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Mouahahahahah .... sucker ! ------------------ Moff Kint Kint@beer.com Get my PGP key at www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Oh well, I stole your "Outlook" sig... I guess we're even... ------------------ Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in! -Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kint Posted February 14, 2000 Share Posted February 14, 2000 You WHAT ? Bffshhh ! .... ACk! Gnhrrannnn ......... ! Sir, I hereby challenge you ! Choose your starfighter wisely. ------------------ Moff Kint Kint@beer.com Get my PGP key at www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted February 19, 2000 Share Posted February 19, 2000 My Super Star Destroyer, her crew, and I laugh in your general direction. ------------------ Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in! -Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kint Posted February 21, 2000 Share Posted February 21, 2000 HA ! What do you say about my Eclipe-Class Super Star Destroyer, and my Big Ol' Can of Whoopass ?! ------------------ Moff Kint Kint@beer.com Get my PGP key at www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DeathStarDestroyer Posted February 21, 2000 Share Posted February 21, 2000 I'd take that can and recycle it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flamin_tie Posted February 24, 2000 Share Posted February 24, 2000 I guess me, myself, and I will have to put a stop to this stuff....... I will gun you down with my Death Star if you dont behave, children. The best sites on the net. dogdoo.com crap-o-gram.com tell someone how you <bold>really</bold> feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Qui-Wan Kenn Posted February 27, 2000 Share Posted February 27, 2000 those r funny ------------------ Another post by: Qui-Wan Kenn (EVLKNT@aol.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flamin_tie Posted March 1, 2000 Share Posted March 1, 2000 Something I wish I could say to my boss- "Yes, sir...you're the boss, You say "Jump", and I say "How high...would I have to be to take orders from you!? See you later, crap with feet!" (stolen from drew carrey) Mwahahaha!! Eat that FAT-BOY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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