iamtrip Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Rules!!!!!!!! No godmoding No ethnic cleansing/insulting (my) race/religion/star wars canonity!!! Name: William Species: Wookie Age: 27 Marital Status: Single ****** William finished packing up his greengrocer's stall and proceeded to 54 Jedi street. William was your run of the mill wookie. He's worked as an independant greengrocer, ever since wallmart made him redundant 3 months ago. His girlfriend Wilma, also a wookie, is a masseus at the Jedi High Council. As he turned down the street and entered his apartment block, he looked through the window and found his gilfriends home ransacked and Wilma tied up!!!!! He quickly ran over to her and untied her, only to find her unconscious and her top hairy half covered in bubblegum!!! He quickly called Robert, his Jedi friend who came round to begin the investigation! "Who would do such a thing" William hoofed to Robert as he walked over to his mirror. He pulled out his Phillips ezshave and began his daily groom. "One things for sure," he said, "Wilma won't be pleased when she wakes up and finds that stuff in her chest hair". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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