Guest Lord Tirion Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?" "Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away." The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?" To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NXSfoxman Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 LOL! Nice Tirion. Wow, my first post here. Man like Terent says, I gotta get off my island more hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 lol good one that was funny:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crazy_dog Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 I didn't get the dorbell joke. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Ewwwwwwwwww...... that just aint right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 man crazy dog if you didnt get that then ..... well i dont know maybe you just need to get off you island more:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sherack Nhar Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Originally posted by crazy_dog I didn't get the dorbell joke. :( If the guy has no arms and legs...what else can he ring the doorbell with? Think about it!! That was really funny, by the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oninosensi Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 So I take it this forum is PG-13? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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