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Guest Lord Tirion

A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her

life, so she placed a personal ad that read:

 

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE

FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

 

1. WON'T BEAT ME UP

2. WON'T RUN AWAY

3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

 

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was

ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail.

None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

 

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to

find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

 

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your

dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no

legs, so I can't run away."

 

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in

bed?"

 

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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Guest Sherack Nhar
Originally posted by crazy_dog

I didn't get the dorbell joke. :( :( :(

If the guy has no arms and legs...what else can he ring the doorbell with? Think about it!!

 

That was really funny, by the way!

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