Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 Wally the space dolphin is bored. He has therefore asked me to pass along a fun topic survey to the forum in hopes that humans will see it, understand and respond to it. Umm. Okay. Here it is: 'What is your favorite art form?' Okay. Fair enough, Wally. My own favorite art form is the misshapen figures I have created on the sidewalk in front of my house from melted crayons to scare away birds. Who else is bored enough to respond? ------------------ 'Oh, no--you did not shoot that green s**t at me!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Spock Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 My favorite art is the music of my victims screaming. ------------------ "Beware the bearded one..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 I like the art...of WAR>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 i like the art of persuasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 Actually, I like the fine art of walking into a toy store, grabbing a toy from the rack, walking up, and paying for it with a credit card and keeping a straight face the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 Nute, as soon as I saw this thread, I knew would post that. I would have bet everything I own on it. I can read you like a book, sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 If you HAD bet everything, I could have changed it up and mentioned DALI or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 I only read good books! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 I read trashy romance novels set during the civil war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 It seems I only have time to read text books these days [This message has been edited by Keyan Farlander (edited February 13, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 i read <font color="maroon"> LITERATURE </font color="maroon"> and it makes me feel like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 I read Nute's mind with Romulan technology. I can't discuss it here, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 i tell nute what to think...what does that mean!? *looks startled* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: I read Nute's mind with Romulan technology. I can't discuss it here, though! YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 I beamed Rosie to a holodeck. Her reality is at my control, and she doesn't even know it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 <font size=1> <font color="green">damnation</font color="green"> [This message has been edited by rosencrantz (edited February 13, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 rosie's cheating on the rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 And I know who with!!! *(Cuts off Nute's head.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 she cornered me in the kitchen and attempted to seduce me. I had to stab her repeated like with a spork before she backed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosencrantz Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 <font size=+4> <font color="yellow">!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 don't try and deny it! wait...all these empty liquor bottles...maybe i imagined it ------------------ And the price of a memory is the memory of the sorrow it brings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 Oh, Nute, you've just gotten the cough syrup mixed up with the mouthwash again. Sticking your head in the toilet and flushing repeatedly is the quickest cure for your hallucinatory state of mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 damn bats everywhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 Wally the space dolphin would like to know if Nute considers his fantasies art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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