Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Right this is a story from the perspective of a friend that servered in the navy during WWII A british fleet of destroyers was facing an Italian fleet, the Italians out number them something like 2:1 when all of a sudden a british crusier entered the battle are fired - my friend however knew that this was a dicommisioned cruiser and was only firing blanks (bit like milkly) however the Italians did not know this and it was a this point that they realized putting all their gears as reverse gears was the right thing to do and they got out of there faster than... than... a very fast thing moving very fast indeed. ------------------ "How Long have I got" "1 hour 57 mins" "Ill phone you back in 2 hours!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 err, yea. My uncle got sunk three times in WWII. And so will Jabba TODAY ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk 'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Wally the space dolphin says that the Italian navy is nothing more than a federalized tuna fishing cooperative, which is solely responsible for the decline in Mediterranean porpoise poulations in recent decades and should be publicly lambasted, its ships sunk as ground targets for Rogue squadron. He concedes that speedboats could also be to blame... My, but those waters are target rich today--! Somebody tell Fondas to take cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fondas Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Ohh...**** !!!!!!! *Fondas dives quickly under his desk* ! ------------------ "No matter how pretty the bait, a hook is still a hook !" TZG+7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 y has nobody posted here i thought this was very funny ------------------ "How Long have I got" "1 hour 57 mins" "Ill phone you back in 2 hours!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Why do you begin some of your posts with "right"??????? IT DRIVES ME (further) CRAZY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Eep! Who lost track of a missile and got Macedonia going?!? Dammit, if we're gonna train in the Balkans, we need to keep our ordinance together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 I think every single member of the forums will agree with me when I say: <font size=+3>Buh?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 So that's where my missile went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 I'm overstocked, so I can easily provide you with a replacement missile at <s>the cost of an arm and a leg</s> a very competitive price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Ah good, just deliver it to my personal Navy in the <s>Pacific Ocean</s> my swimming pool. It belongs to the extensively-refitted USS Missouri. Watch out for my Subs though, they don't like being bumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Fine, I have it there in a few hours. Just make out a cheque payable to <s>Strike Tags Incorporated</s>, and send it to: 13 Ekaf Sserdda Tnatsixenon Yticlaerton East Yemen Postcode: 31337505 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Does the word "Bloody" offend anyone out there, this would be directed to the British Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 right... i start many of my post like that because it is a habit i have in speech and it has kinda moved into my internet lingo right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right ------------------ "How Long have I got" "1 hour 57 mins" "Ill phone you back in 2 hours!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Quit marching in circles! That looks freaking retarded...someone call the 'left' cadence for him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lynn Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 "Bloody"??? Naw doesn't bother me much but then that is an English kind of exclamation, ours are unprintable! ------------------ Gonnae No Dae That! Master Lynn Ye Olde Rogue Leader 1 Official Forum Elusive One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Heh. ------------------ "Poop happens. But in this case, this is bullsh*t!*" -Tycho Official Forum Psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 I like swearing with a Brit accent just 'cause it sounds cooler than American/Canadian swearing. My current "battle-cry" is: BLOODY FESTERING HELL!!! ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 apperently (according to my mum) i havn go a briish accen she says a luionian (Town = Luton) accent (a town near where we live) isn corret speach and that i shouldn drop the T's (whaever they r) off the ens of my words ------------------ "How Long have I got" "1 hour 57 mins" "Ill phone you back in 2 hours!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 I had a roommate (west coast US) who swore up and down that he didn't have an accent...until the day one of my cats got into his room, and he yelled 'Git!' at it. I pointed out his mispronunciation... He meant 'get,' as in 'get out.' Not 'git' as in 'Jabba.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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