kingdom hearts

[goldenflames]

Translation from SMS/chatspeak:

 

Dear Sirs or Madams,

 

I would like to inquire if anyone could deign to aid me in a small matter. I would greatly desire to have one of the below listed keyblades created to further enhance my enjoyment of this fine game.

 

http://files1.turbosquid.com/Previe...15.jpgLarge.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y1...ladeCollage.jpg

 

Should anyone find the time to post a picture of the ones from the first games I should likewise be most delighted.

 

I fear I must apologise if my recent posts could be conceived as blunt. The heavy strain of educational course work has near-overwhelmed my mental faculties as of late.

 

Yours faithfully,

goldenflames

 

 

Moderator note: You have been repeatedly advised by the forum staff earlier to refrain from writing posts in chat/SMS-speak. If you would like your future posts to remain unmolested rather than translated to the opposite extreme of the spectrum (like above) or outright deleted please make at least a token effort to use proper English.

 

We are quite aware that this is an international forum where not everyone speaks English as their native language, and everyone can make grammar and spelling mistakes and nobody is going to pick on you for that. SMS/Chatspeak however is a deliberate choice and not a mistake or lack of knowledge, and it makes your posts a pain to read, which likely doesn't increase your chances of getting the help you desire. If you cannot be bothered to take the time to try to write properly, why should anyone be bothered to take the time to try to read it? ~M

 

edit: ok first i know its a very formal for a chat room but come on in england i hardly hear people say those words (tho i do live in essex but hey england is england)

 

wow i'm so sorry, yeh i realsised that sms text is wrong (but if you look at the times multiple people said it all within one or two days and i dont check here that often)

 

and secondly i'm sorry about this one but i have been trying to use proper english and i must have just made a mistake some where so sorry

 

(but is there a way i can see the before edit version cos i swore i have been writing in normal eng (not saying u r wrong or any thing... ok i'll shut up now before i dig any deeper into my grave ))

 

and third (the most important ) im sorry if this edit seems naggy but i realy dont mean to be (its not like i can be nagy with 2 of my mates behind me laughing there heads of lol( i dont know a non sms text version of that execpt for laugh out loud which sound sooo.... weird ))

 

edit (again ) : uhh yeh chat speak can be a mistake if you have learning difficulties like i do and your base language is in chat as it's easier to grasp (jut want to say that to clarify that it can be made),

 

i aslo just realised that an international who never learnt eng proberly could only know chat (tho i'm not that bad ) but my friends are (but even still they cant write in the eng alphabet, its like english but with srilankan letters)

 

now im off and not reading it again incase i decide to write anything more