Old Joke...

[brief]

Yet Another Genie Joke

 

<table width="97%"><tr><td><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><p align="Justify">A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at the piano and can't see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers a foot-tall man standing on the piano bench, playing the tune of <u>Dixie-Girl</u>. The man thought that this was strange, so he goes over to the bartender and asks where the man came from.<p align="Justify">"Here," says the bartender, handing the man a genie lamp, "rub this."<p align="Justify">So the man rubs the lamp, and out comes a genie.<p align="Justify">"What do you wish for?" asks the genie.<p align="Justify">"A million bucks," the man states, quite sure of himself.<p align="Justify">"Granted." The genie claps his hands and disappeared back into the lamp.<p align="Justify">The man looks around, checks his wallet, but can't find a million bucks anywhere. Just that moment, a million ducks fly through the bar.<p align="Justify">Astounded, the man says, "Hey! I didn't ask for a million ducks!"<p align="Justify">To which the bartender replies, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"</font></td></tr></table>

 

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[This message has been edited by brief (edited May 10, 2001).]

[Rufio]

what a punchline!

[Al-back from the BigWhoop]

hahahhahahahahahahahahaha

thats a great one!

I have another 1:

 

The guy had a 50cm d**k, which is a problem, so he asks a friend if he can fix his problem and his friend answers:

 

"There's this magic talking toad that, if you get him to say NO, your d**k will shorten 10 cm. But beware! There is no way to enlarge it after the speel"

 

Confident that nothing can go wrong, the man goes after the toad. When he finally finds it, he asks:

 

"Hey, are you a zebra?"

 

The toad answers: "Are you blind?"

 

"That didnt work,"thinks the man. Then he asks, "do you fly?"

 

But the toad just says, "What do you think?"

 

Then the man says, "Hey toad, how about you and me over there, you know, no one's watching..."

 

"NO!!!" The toad shouts!

 

PLIM. 10cm less.

 

The man insists, "ah, come on, nobody is watching!"

 

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!!!!!"

 

PLIM. 30cm now.

 

"20cm will be just fine, I need him to say NO one more time,"the man thinks.

The man then says, "PUH-LEASE!!! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PUH-LEASE!!!"

 

The toad gets angy: "FOR THE LAST TIME: NO, NO AND NO!"