Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 12, 2001 Posted May 12, 2001 You´ve played too much Monkey Island when: (You have to have played too much Monkey Island 1, 2, 3, and 4 to fully understand this list) *Your hard drive is half full of MI pics and half full with MI sounds *You´re visiting your favourite Monkey Island page at least once a day *You enter a bar you're always looking for 3 important looking men *You try to hold your breath for 10 mins! *You've named your dog "Guybrush" *You put on a pink dress *You run into a circus and wanted to be shot out of a canon *You think you can beat Mike Tyson by insulting him *You start counting money as pieces ó eight *You use the same 3-headed monkey joke over and over *You keep hurting past enemies with Voodoo Dolls *You bounce off mountains hoping to hit a rubber tree *You can write walkthroughs from your mind for all games *You can't stop humming those catchy tunes! *You drink root beer at the pub *You answer "you fight like a cow " to a man that has just insulted your mother *You say, "EWWWW! PORCELAIN" everytime you see something made of porcelaine. *You get scared of LeChuck *You ask the lunchlady for some grog *You dig a REAL big hole in your back yard, and then throw dynamite in it *You bore your friends with stories about how you beat ghost pirate LeChuck *You mix alcohol and medicine and believe you can just wake up after that *You find yourself trying to fit about a thousand things in your pants, half of which are at least twice the size of you *You're believing you're a pirate *You keep looking for a Three-Headed Monkey at the Zoo *Your socks doesn't match anymore. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *You have nightmares with big chickens *You can't stop checking if you're really with your girlfriend or she's just some monkeys in a woman cloth *You give crackers to parrots and expect them to tell you where Big Whoop is *You dress up as the Devil Chicken and go KFC *You challenge you're friends to a spit contest *You've got a big monkey head as decoration *You think that THE MONKEYS ARE LISTENING *You use the game boxes as decorative pieces on your dinning room table *You insist on watching all of the credits *You join group AMIA (Anonymus Monkey Island Addicts) *You tell people that your ocupation is selling fine leather jackets *You keep telling everybody you are a migthy pirate *You want to be a pirate *You have made a Monkey island fan game *You find you are stuck in a tricky situation, and your only response is to claim you're selling these fine leather jackets *You start to think there really are mushrooms in hell *You expect your mum and dad to turn into skeletons and do a funky skull *Your pants fall down everytime dig in a graveyard (then again, why would you dig in a graveyard) *You keep reading this, knowing that it won't lead anywhere. *You sing "The Pirate I was Meant to be" over and over again until your class-mates blindfold, torture and eventually keelhawl you *You wonder what happened to Guybrush's beard *You think there really were cannons with build-in fax-modems a few centuries ago *You can't stop singing 'there's a monkey in my pocket' *You keep looking for Murray under the sea, on a stick, or in Planet Threepwood *You yell at people"ARRR! I've come to plunder yer treasure fer new cannons!" *You think that saying "shiver me timbers" is a manly thing *You put an anchor in a pie *You start hitting people in the head with a milk bottle and a coconut *You convince yourself that it is 1635 *You always torture your brother when you go to an amusement park *All of your insults start to rhyme *You buy a bunch of junk, you don´t really need *You are contantly using the excuse, "I must have left it in my other pants" *You are giving serious thought to what the Secret of Monkey Island really is *You have cut off the head of a navigator *You spontaniously yell "Bua-ha-ha-ha-ha" *You have no friends because you nailed them all up in coffins *You want to grow flaming beard *You try to find disk number 76... and succeed *You fashion your own wooden nickels and insist that it's real money *You start insulting every monkey you see *You try to rip off your brothers face to see who he really is *You keep sawing feet off sleeping people and think it is funny *You are always searching for booty *You carry around a skull, call it Murray, and expect it to talk *You walk around with a button that says: "Ask me about Monkey Island" *You always carry a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle *You choose the banjo *The Monkey Island disk melts from over-use *You dont go on roler-coasters anymore, in fear that it will turn you into one of Le Chuck's evil undead *You stab people in the back with a serrated knife if they complain about your chicken *You spent 40 dollars to get a game that you beat easily [This message has been edited by Al-back from the BigWhoop (edited May 11, 2001).]
Al1587246385 Posted May 12, 2001 Posted May 12, 2001 You´ve played too much Monkey Island when: *You poor mud on someones head and follow them to the cleaners and steal their laundry ticket so you can have their pearly bra *You start having strange Monkey Island dreams *You keep looking behind you to see if the three-headed monkey is there when you´re alone *The name Guybrush Threepwood seems less and less fictional to you *At dinner you suddenly scream in horror "El Pollo Diablo, the devil chicken, THE DEVIL CHICKEN!" and run out of the room *You become a mercenary and join El Pollo Diablos army *You believe that every problem you face has a funny and creative solution *You think you can make people break down and cry by telling them that they are a failure as a pirate *You have a gorila as the captain of your ship *Every time you speak you can see your words appear over your head *You have an imaginary friend name Guybrush *You put on a gigantic mask of tofu to get into special events *You keep anoying your friends with: "If this is three then what is this?" *You actualy find a carnival named Big Whoop *You insist on people calling you Captain Loogie, the Bone Master, the Phlegm Master, Juicius Maximus the Third, etc *You put yourself in extremely dangerous situations on purpose, because you are convinced that "you can't die in a LucasArts adventure game..." *You memorize what guybrush says after reading each the books in the libary *You think persistence will get you anywhere *Everytime you see an aligator, you try to pull its tongue *You go to a gym and beg them to let you train on THE MACHINE *You start telling pirate stories about how you defeated the fearsome pirate LeChuck *Shakespeare play you keep trying to find the bowling ball scene *You smack every kid named Kenny selling lemonade (or firearms) *You sail the 7 seas in a bumper car *You sell leonade with a bottomless mug policy *You spend half your day thinking about the ending to MI2 *You write novelised versions of the games *You look for Murray's porno pictures *You start singing pirat songs *You fire yourself out of a cannon *You insist in using a pot insted of a helmet *You try to kill LeChuck using your brother's underware, your uncle's beard, someone's "fluids", and your father's head. *You live on Monkey Island *You got monkeys in your bed and you really like it! *You begin with nothing and then suddenly you have a Ship and a tresure *You've tried to use Murray's arm with everthing in CMI so much that Guybrush and some of the other characters yell at you *When you don't understand what a girl means you say "Darn yer riddles ya saucy female, whadya mean?" *You know every characters name backwards *You give poodles medicine and remind yourself that those poodels are only sleeping *You are afraid of El Pollo Diablo *You're trying to find The Monkey Islands in the atlas *You've read all this stuff on the list and still can think of something new *You pick up the map, the flashlight and a wood stick before you go out(maybe can be usefull!) *You want to meet Guybrush Threepwood *Your Halloween costume consists of you taking OFF the pirate outfit *You check sun-bathing people´s backs, for tatooed maps *You make your own money, and it consists in pieces of eight *You look for the Joy of Hex in the local library *You get excited by the fact that you have been eaten by a giant snake *You poison your neighbour's poodles, break into their house and steal an expensive vase *You can see how Skull Island looks like a skull *You try to take shovels out of plaques *You don't eat soup unless you know how to come back from Monkey Island *You make your friends ask you 5 times a day: "Is that a banana in your pocket or you're just glad to see me?" *You keep getting arrested for trying to put things twice your size in your pants *You refuse to go to a boat race in Australia *You´re training to be a insult swordfighter *You close an elevator door on your dads beard on pupose to see if he is LeChuck *You want to drown,get hit, burned in acid, fall off cliff faces and go through stumps just to see what it feels like, and think you'll survive because you're a mighty pirate *You've made a Monkey Island advertising in your town to say how cool it is *You start growing two more heads *You play every MI game 25 times per day *You forget your name *You shut down you computer and go to sleep only when your game tells you to *You cant sleep because you are afraid of talking skulls under your bed *You look for a skelleton named "BOB" *You pick up everything you see and try to combine it *You've broken every telescope on the earth *You never turn off your computer and do something constuctive. *You covert your girlfriend into gold *On a cruise, you shooot yourself out of a cannon at the nearest island *You are reading this list, and enjoing it [This message has been edited by Al (edited May 11, 2001).]
Al1587246385 Posted May 12, 2001 Posted May 12, 2001 You´ve played too much Monkey Island when: *You seriouslly take the oath after singing "There's a Monkey In My Pocket" in Curse of Monkey Island *A talking skull is on the top of your wish list *You get offended when someone sings "I wish I could par-lay some French with governor Marley.Id say to her "voo-lay-voo"..." *You sing the music "A pirate I was meant to be" entirely in your school's arts&music contest *YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL THIS [This message has been edited by Al (edited November 01, 2001).]
Guest grannen Posted May 12, 2001 Posted May 12, 2001 ......when you make a long list explaining why you have played it too much. ------------------ and Grannen
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted May 12, 2001 Posted May 12, 2001 My thoughts eactly Grannen ------------------
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