[NSW-Fic] Short Funny Fics

[Daft Adidas]

Ive been having strange dreams latley about the stupidist things and I thought these could be some funny fics like someone did badfics there meant to be stupid so here is Funny Fic Number 1.

 

Snooty

 

"You know darling I got an email from the people up the road on Snooty.com" James said to his wife Dorothy.

 

"Are they snooty, like us" she asked snootily.

 

"Well listen" he said printing out the email on the brandest of newest computer printer thingys.

 

"Dear Mr and Mrs Jenkins, We are the snootiest people in town we live up the road from you my sons tell me and they say you might be snooty. If your snooty and you think your more snooty than us then we'll have a snooty challenge to see who's more snooty. Have a nice day and please be Snooty.

 

P.S my three sons are called Snoot, Snooter and Snootlink.

 

Have a snooty day.

 

"How snooty!" shouted Dorothy.

 

"Yes now what's for Lunch anything snooty."

 

"No dear no snooty food today just normal garlic bread covered in beans and mustard."

 

"How long will this GBCIBAM take?"

 

"Ten minutes" she said sighing.

 

"Ten minutes!" I've got to waste my time for ten minutes! Snooty people don't waste their time they lurish it!" he shouted..... "Whatever that means!"

 

He was so angry he ran into the wall badly banging his head the next thing he was looking up at his wife in a hospital.

 

"Dear" he whispered. "Is this a snooty hospital?"

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The Talking Lunchobx

 

"This will be the ultimate prank!" shouted Cory chuckling with Connor.

 

Cory and Connor grabbed their lunchboxes and sat down with their other best friend Euan.

 

"Do you know what Euan my lunchbox can talk" said Cory and Connor. Then Connor said with his mouth shut (that's his special ability) "I can talk" in a light happy voice.

 

"That's Connor I know it" said Euan taking a bite into his sandwhich.

 

There was more perswuading to go to Euan and then Connot left and Cory had a go.

 

"I can talk" said Cory with is mouth mostly shut.

 

"Hmm haha very funny Cory" Euan said sarcastically.

 

"Ok i'll go put this in the bin and he'll carry on talking" said Cory.

 

He pressed the button on a hidden recorder and every thirty seconds it would say "I can talk."

 

By the time Cory got back Euan ran away screaming.

 

"Sucker!" said Cory chuckling.

 

He violently threw his packlunch back in the packlunch box for his year and something started growling. He truned around and the box lid moved up and started snapping like jaws and two furry arms and legs popped out.

 

It jumped on him and started snappping away and Cory ran to the boys toilets where Connor was doing a poo and Euan was scared.

 

"It was only a prank Euan and er it's coming!"

 

"What's coming" said Connor from behind one of the three cubicles.

 

The door slowly opened and it jumped in snapping.

 

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" They grabbed a cubicle each and stood up on the toilets.

 

"This is another parnk isn't it?" said Connor who thought it was his turn to be laughed at but he was wrong.

 

A little furry hand popped under and grabbed his leg.

 

"Ahhhhhhhh!"

 

"Connor?"

 

It pulled on his leg but he kicked it away flushed the loo and stood up on the toilet like his friends.

 

Then the furry lunchbox swiped on the door and shredded it open and it bit Connor.

 

"Arrgh!"

 

All Euan and Cory could hear was the toilet flushing and small growls.

 

Cory was up to something, he had dug a hole!

 

Euan looked over and saw the hole.

 

"I'm coming!" shouted Euan but his hopes were broken.

 

"This is for one only your staying here!"

 

How on earth Cory had dug a hole nobody knows but the furry lunchobx was going for Euan.

 

Euan opened the door and kicked the lunchbox and it landed in the sink.

 

"I can talk!" He put the taps on and he threw it on the floor and squashed it then throwing it in the bin.

 

Out of nowhere Cory's head popped up in the playground from the tunnel he dug and he joined in with everyone else.

 

Later in class

 

"Shame about Connor, he's in a better place" said Cory writing 2200 minus the divison of Gero equals none.

 

"If i hear those three words again i'll faint."

 

There was small growling and then a furry hand popped out of the ground and there was a muffled voice.

 

"I can talk!"