brief Posted September 11, 2001 Posted September 11, 2001 to FrenchyD <hr size=1> Bill Gates approached a customer and said, "Excuse me. If I made a version of Windows which only crashed once a year, would you buy it?" The customer's eyes glistened: "Oh, would I!" Bill Gates then asked, "And if I made a version of Windows which crashed every five minutes?" The customer glared at him, and said, "And what kind of customer do you think I am?" Bill Gates winked, and said, "We've already established that. We're just haggling over the frequency." ------------------ ...and the number one oxymoron: Microsoft Works.
Jorgito_Vaderman Posted September 11, 2001 Posted September 11, 2001 Hey brief! What OS are you using right now? Linux? or MacOS? ------------------ My name is Bobbin, are you my mother? Yeah! I work there! Carolvs Ro Imp Semper Avg Hispan Rex Fundator Universitatis Granatensis
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