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wrong forum man, go to the hints one!

 

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I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

 

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

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It goes something like this...

Insult:today,by myself, twlve people I've beaten.

Answer:from the size of your gut i'd say they were all eaten.

Insult:I've got mucles in places you've never even heard of.

Answer:it's to bad none of them are in your arms.

Insult:Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!

Answer:I would if it would stop your WINE-ing

Insult:My ninety-year-old grandmother has bigger arms than you!

Answer:yeah, but we've got better bladder control than you.

Insult:I'm going to put your arm in a sling.

Answer:Why, are you studying to be a nurse?

Insult:My stupefying strenght will shatter your ulna into a million pieces.

Answer:I'm surprised you can count that high!

those are just some, If you need more, just ask...

Posted

An appropriate insult for THIS forum board would be something like:

 

You look like a monkey in a neglegée.

I look THAT much like your fiancée?

 

I'll hound you night and day!

Then be a good dog; sit, stay!

 

En garde! Touché!

Oh, that is so cliché!

 

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Dancing_Monkey.gif Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

 

[This message has been edited by brief (edited December 08, 2000).]

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