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Seeing as Murray was already taken...

I had to go for the OTHER main character of the last two monkey island games wink.gif

I was quite surprised to see that I got this nick...

But hey! Who cares.

I'm almost at the end of EFMI.

 

 

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Murray: I shall stride through the gates of hell grasping your head!

 

Guybrush: Stride?

 

Murray: A...alright, ROLL! ROLL through the gates of hell! Must you question everything?

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Mighty Pirate? Feh! You look more like a flooring inspector...

 

Bob Shrimp

 

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You: What is the Secret of Monkey Island?

Me: The secret is, is that there is no secret.

You: Huh? But what about Big Whoop, the Three-Headed Monkey, and/or The Big Honking Monkey Robot?

Me: Oh *THOSE*. Well you really can't call them secrets now, can you?

You: Huh?

Me: Well everyone knows about them now, don't they?

You: Well I guess...

Me: See, there you go. Since they're not secrets anymore, there is *NO* Secret of Monkey Island. So what has this taught you?

You: Never to spend, $39.99 on a computer game.

Me: Tsk, Tsk, BAD MONKEY!!! *Whack!* Besides, that was more or less a direct steal from an answer to the first Monkey Island game!

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im NFGboy, and im a monkeyholic...

 

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»

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I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

 

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

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AHA!

But I to am the Guybrush from the uk!

I challenge you to a game of insult.....

 

 

SPOONS!

Hahah.

And I bet you don't even know HOW to play spoons.

 

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Murray: I shall stride through the gates of hell grasping your head!

 

Guybrush: Stride?

 

Murray: A...alright, ROLL! ROLL through the gates of hell! Must you question everything?

 

[This message has been edited by Guybrush Threepwood (edited December 02, 2000).]

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Believe me, so was I.

^_^

I tried for Murray....

But somebody had it.

Damn them.

You may (or may not) also know me as mrmonkeyman on other UBBs.

 

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Murray: I shall stride through the gates of hell grasping your head!

 

Guybrush: Stride?

 

Murray: A...alright, ROLL! ROLL through the gates of hell! Must you question everything?

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Guest Guybrush112

I'm the real Guybrush! All you others are imposters!!!! Mwahaha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha?

 

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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"

"Yipe."--Figurehead &

Guybrush

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I'm the REAL Guybrush. All you others are wannabes. tongue.gif

 

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I know exactly what the real secret of monkey island is. I'll tell you.

The real secret of monkey island is... hold on, there's someone at my door. This will only take a second...

HOLY ****! It's Lucasarts! They know where I am!

 

I must tell you the secret before I am taken away!

 

The real secret of monkey island is... NOOOO!

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

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