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Post who you think is dumber: Lechuck or Guybrush. Try to post why, too. Remember, Guybrush also gets a lot of dumb luck; so don't think that defeating Lechuck four times makes him smarter.

 

On Christmas, I'll add up the votes and post a percentage as soon as possible.

 

[This message has been edited by Guybrush MarleyThreepwood (edited November 13, 2000).]

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al gore

 

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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

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I'd have to say that LeChuck is dumber... he's quite thick-headed. Guybrush may seem dimwitted at times, but he has his moments of brilliance. tongue.gif

 

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."

-Meet the Parents

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no politicaly charged answer here. the winner is LECHUCK, u have to be stupid to be killed 3 times after your own death, and not go into retirement.

 

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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

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Let's compare, shall we?

 

Lechuck : Evil Undead Demon Zombie Ghost Pirate from He11

 

Guybrush : Mighty Pirate! (read: wimpy wannabe)

 

Results: Guybrush - 4 Lechuck - 0

 

You do the math wink.gif

 

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"Goodbye cruel adventure game!!" - Guybrush Threepwood

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*Spoiler*

 

During the third cutscene in EMI:

Guybrush steps on the luggage that Elaine is carrying

He squashes her package

He almosts knocks her unconsis

 

Lechuck won the election.

 

During CMI:

Guybrush turned Elaine to gold

Guybrush was repeatedly decked by Elaine

 

Lechuck constucted a giant carnival

 

During MI2:

Guybrush stuck a monkey and a dog in his pants(need I say more?)

Guybrush wore a dress

 

Lechuck sucsessfuly tricked Guybrush into thinking that he was a little boy

 

During MI1:

Guybrush got the short end of the stick from Stan

Guybrush sunk his own ship

 

Lechuck sucsessfuly kidnaped Elaine

Lechuck drowned Guybrush (if you let Guybrush sit down there long enough)

 

Take this into account

  • 2 weeks later...
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and 1% Al Gore

 

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I know exactly what the real secret of monkey island is. I'll tell you.

The real secret of monkey island is... hold on, there's someone at my door. This will only take a second...

HOLY ****! It's Lucasarts! They know where I am!

 

I must tell you the secret before I am taken away!

 

The real secret of monkey island is... NOOOO!

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

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^ hahahaha ^

 

thats what im talkin bout!

 

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Well personally, I think both Guybrush & LeChuck are equally clueless *BUT* Guybrush, he borrows our intelligence in lieu of his own. Heck, with me behind him Guybursh is a genius! (Okay, so maybe not... but at least he barely edges out LeChuck).

 

Of course, I cringe at the kind of trouble Guybrush gets into between the adventure games...

 

Bob Shrimp

 

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You: What is the Secret of Monkey Island?

Me: The secret is, is that there is no secret.

You: Huh? But what about Big Whoop, the Three-Headed Monkey, and/or The Big Honking Monkey Robot?

Me: Oh *THOSE*. Well you really can't call them secrets now, can you?

You: Huh?

Me: Well everyone knows about them now, don't they?

You: Well I guess...

Me: See, there you go. Since they're not secrets anymore, there is *NO* Secret of Monkey Island. So what has this taught you?

You: Never to spend, $39.99 on a computer game.

Me: Tsk, Tsk, BAD MONKEY!!! *Whack!* Besides, that was more or less a direct steal from an answer to the first Monkey Island game!

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Originally posted by Guybrush MarleyThreepwood:

This might turn out 100% Lechuck

 

and 1% Al Gore

 

 

bear in mind there is a 1% margin of error biggrin.gif

 

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Originally posted by Guybrush UK:

bear in mind there is a 1% margin of [humor] biggrin.gif

 

 

 

 

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Guybrush is a lot dumber.

 

If lechuck is so dumb for dying, perhaps he knows he will come back?

 

He manipulated people like largo, and when he disguised himself as fester charles and charles l charles (are they related?) he tricked everyone.

 

Maybe he is letting guybrush think he is winning so that he can come back with an all- powerful gang of disembodied skulls...led by MURRAY!!! Bwahahahaha!

 

He is WAY ahead of guybrush, guybrush fluked it...

 

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LeChuck has his momments of intelligence, but I suspect he's something like Mr. Burns of the Simpsons. Rather intelligent, but can't keep a train of thought for longer than a single episode. He's also pompous and overconfident.

 

Guybrush's quirky and roundabout methods always catch LeChuck off guard, and because Guybrush isn't much to look at, LeChuck doesn't know well enough to be careful around him.

 

Bob Shrimp

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LeChuck is smarter. Guybrush is only a puppet (to the controller)!!!

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LeChuck is dumber! On at least three occasions, he has Guybrush in his clutches. And he doesn't just kill him. Oh no, he either prepares some elaborate death-giving mechanism (didn't he ever watch Batman? They never WORK!), or leaves him on an island which he has escaped from twice before. Fool!

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