Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted November 3, 1999 Share Posted November 3, 1999 All our trees migrated here after the old one died 10 million years ago. (*Sigh*) I miss my pet Velociraptor. <font size=5> No, in only 16 not a fossil, my pet velociraptor only died thirty days ago.</font> <font size=-30> Noooo my font size is getting smaller, I'm shrinking! (*Pop*)</font> ------------------ I am R.A.V.E.N. hear me AWK! <font size=-15> [This message has been edited by R.A.V.E.N. (edited November 02, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted November 3, 1999 Share Posted November 3, 1999 AH-HA-HA! AH-HA-HA! <font size=-2>AH-HA-HA! (*Pop!*) [This message has been edited by Lujayne (edited November 02, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted November 3, 1999 Share Posted November 3, 1999 That is so absurd. --L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted November 3, 1999 Share Posted November 3, 1999 Raven had a velociraptor? Correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't the velociraptor eventually evolve into today's predatory birds...even, by extension, the raven? She had her own ancestor for a pet? No! No, Chi-Chi! Bad lemur! Get OFF of my head while I'm on the computer! Aaauughh! You little--! No banana for you, you hear me? ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Wierd "What do whales think of submarines?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted November 3, 1999 Share Posted November 3, 1999 So tell me...just how much crack have we been smoking?! ------------------ Discontinue use if rash develops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted November 3, 1999 Share Posted November 3, 1999 <Font size=22>SHE?!!!</font> Alright Imladil, put em' up! Put em' up! I swear, One of these days, straight to the moon! ------------------ Signature? I dont need no stinkin signature! [This message has been edited by R.A.V.E.N. (edited November 03, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted November 4, 1999 Share Posted November 4, 1999 ~snicker~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted November 4, 1999 Share Posted November 4, 1999 Back off you two, or I'll be forced to give you, and everyone else, a CASE OF EPILEPSY!!! ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted November 4, 1999 Share Posted November 4, 1999 Gender confusion due to unit error. This drone will be taken off line and substituted with a more updated model. *BEEP* Hello. I am the Imladil Mark Two, automatic spacefighter drone. This unit has been updated with a more efficient online interaction module, which will hopefully prevent future misunderstandings. Please forward any complaints to the manufacturer. Have a nice day. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Wierd "What do whales think of submarines?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted November 4, 1999 Share Posted November 4, 1999 Well R.A.V.E.N. unit thinks it's time to format someones hard drive! Grrrrrr ------------------ Signature? I dont need no stinkin signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Flying Nosehair Posted November 5, 1999 Share Posted November 5, 1999 What I meant by more urbanized means that there are less industriaies dealing with low-tech business like logging. Hi-tech business usally takes place in more heavily populated areas. Not more dense, realize, in people per acre, but definetly more acres with people on them. ------------------ If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway. -A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted November 5, 1999 Share Posted November 5, 1999 Aw, I'm sorry I ruffled your feathers, Raven. I brought you some nice corn. Looky! (Picture corn here.) I just want to make sure nothing happens to me like that freaky Hitchcock movie! Yikes! I don't think it's possible to load an A-wing with birdshot, so... ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Three-Dimensional "At the very center of the Earth, which way is down?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted November 7, 1999 Share Posted November 7, 1999 testing ------------------ ... -I would like to thank Lt. Guilo for the inspiration of this sig... if it offends anyone... Just start a thread. <font size=-2> [This message has been edited by Lujayne (edited November 07, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted November 7, 1999 Share Posted November 7, 1999 SCORE!!!!!!! My posting privledges are back!!!! ------------------ ... ... -I would like to thank Lt. Guilo for the inspiration of this sig... if it offends anyone... Just start a thread. <font size=-2> [This message has been edited by Lujayne (edited November 07, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted November 7, 1999 Share Posted November 7, 1999 Yes they are. Wahoo! But you're gonna have to change that sig. Sorry, Dude. --L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted November 7, 1999 Share Posted November 7, 1999 Thank you Lujayne. As always your sensibilities come shining through. ------------------ Discontinue use if rash develops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted November 8, 1999 Share Posted November 8, 1999 Deep in the jungles of humid Africa, there are pygmies whose custom it is to chisel sharp points into their teeth. It is their belief that they are more advanced than we are here in modern civilization. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Confused "Why is the sky blue?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted November 9, 1999 Share Posted November 9, 1999 Non Sequitur? ------------------ Discontinue use if rash develops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted November 9, 1999 Share Posted November 9, 1999 No problemo, Sandra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted November 9, 1999 Share Posted November 9, 1999 There we go... I would like to go on record as not wanting to offend anyone. I had no problem with changing it... It was kinda cheezy anyway... ------------------ Your procologist called... He found your head. -I would like to thank my hero, Lt. Guilo, for the inspiration of this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted November 10, 1999 Share Posted November 10, 1999 Signatures do seem to be potentially inflammatory, anyway. It's as if the signature is the personal part, and carries more weight when one uses it as a stage for one's opinions. My approach is to split my sig into two self quotations, intended to represent the ego and id of my personality. The ego has a grandiose metaphysical statement which never changes, although his identity is changed frequently. The id retains a constant identity, but has a diffrent Zen-type riddle to pose... The basic idea is, no one can argue with something that's TOO far out there! If I make it obscure enough, I can say anything I want... ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Hominid "Why are we here?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted November 24, 1999 Share Posted November 24, 1999 *(A disembodied and all-too-familiar voice drifts by on a faint breeze, speaking in a gentle whisper...)* <font size="1" color="727272">........There sure are a lot of members who seem to enjoy thinking out loud hereabouts.....</font> *(...and then, all is still once again.)* ------------------ "...I was never here, fool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted November 24, 1999 Share Posted November 24, 1999 Who was that masked man? ------------------ Discontinue use if rash develops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted November 24, 1999 Share Posted November 24, 1999 Well, howdy! Howdy! Howdy! It's the Lieutenant...! Yup. That's me all right. Long winded and totally full of cow cookies. It may be true that I go on too much, but I could say that you don't go on ENOUGH... We need you around. A reality check every once and a while would be helpful...! ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Fortunate "You can lead a horse to water, but you have to be strong and determined if you want to drown that sucker." --Little Jimmy [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited November 24, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted November 26, 1999 Share Posted November 26, 1999 Ummmmm Okayyyy, Imladil bud, you need to stay away from the medicine cabnent cowboy! ------------------ Signature? I dont need no stinkin signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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