Guest Little Vader Posted December 5, 1999 Share Posted December 5, 1999 If you recently haven't noticed the tension between me and , "ahem" BatMan, here's what I'd like to stop: FROM HERE HENCE I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF ALL POSTS DIRECTED TOWARDS FINGER-POINTING OTHERS OR ANY OTHER RELATED JUNK, I'D LIKE TO PUT THIS TO AN END. THEREFORE, I REST MY CASE. CASE CLOSED." No more. I will not tolerate it and will avenge anybody who does this any more. (A joke ) No hard feelings, "Caped Crusader." ------------------ Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY! [This message has been edited by Little Vader (edited December 04, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 5, 1999 Share Posted December 5, 1999 Once upon a time there was a brave warrior who only had thirty-nine words in which to live, so he could only put on his sword, mount his horse and gallop madly into the forest before vanishing forever. (This one isn't mine. It's inspired by a similar work by Richard Brautigan. ) ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Usual "Which crossed the road first--the chicken or the egg?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest English 101 Posted December 5, 1999 Share Posted December 5, 1999 Vader, what exactly does your post mean? It makes no sense. Perhaps you could rephrase it in language that everyone understands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 5, 1999 Share Posted December 5, 1999 En francais, par example? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Little Vader Posted December 6, 1999 Share Posted December 6, 1999 Its not supposed to make sense... ok. I would appreciate it if BatMan kept his big mouth shut if he has a comment about anybody here. Got that, Imladi ? ------------------ Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 *Ahem* Mind thy words. --L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 Yeah clamp it LV. A lot of us have been keeping our big mouthes shut about some, ahem, un-named person and I sure you know exactly who I mean! ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --Commander R.A.V.E.N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 The Comedy of Errors, Act III, Scene I, Line 15 "I think thou art an ass." <font size=1> [This message has been edited by BatMan (edited December 07, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 Giggxlz...rmph! *rant* Aaaaa-aaa-aah...beep! Beep! Squeak? <font size=7>BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!</font> Yippee! Frblsh! Yabbazabba, yabbazabba goo doll flourish test monkey black rhythm apex loving carpet thrash hockey Maude transcendant elephant cookies--with coleslaw, dammit! Uh...what planet were we just on? (Nope, L.V...Imladil got NOTHING. Over?)--Imladil Mark Two CPU ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Cursory "I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets." --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 ......<font size="1">aaaaaa</font>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAnd the dish ran away with the spoon!!! ....Caveat Emptor. ------------------ (Insert witty one-liner signature HERE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 No, no, no...that's caveat GLADIATOR in this case. Essentially, telling L.V. that annoying posture is a fruitless exercise against me because I won't take him seriously. Boing? ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Cursory "I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets." --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Little Vader Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 Retreat! Halt! Who goes there? ------------------ Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 You do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 7, 1999 Share Posted December 7, 1999 I have one thing to say. <font size=20>*(POP)*</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 Oooooo-OOO!!! When a big, black bird makes a rather large popping noise, it's time to heavily question one's reality, whether he's infamous for his timeless one-liner classic ("....Nevermore.") or not. Poe was actually trying to WARN us about you....wasn't he??? *(GULP!)* ------------------ (Insert witty one-liner signature HERE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 8, 1999 Share Posted December 8, 1999 (*An evil grin spreads across R.A.V.E.N.'s face*) Who me? ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --Commander R.A.V.E.N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 A-HA!!! Pr-r-r-r-rophet!!! Thing of E-VILLE!!! Um......hey, Leonore??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 <font size=1>Umm, this unit refuses to say anything about other units making sense. Nope.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 9, 1999 Share Posted December 9, 1999 Im not Evil, I'm just good looking. (no I dont like Marylin Manson, so dont even ask) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 10, 1999 Share Posted December 10, 1999 Right, Imladil. Do you see how annoying gibberish can rapidly become, when constantly dispensed? ....and I'm just REAL glad you chose not to say anything like what you went ahead and said anyway. Fine print is DEFINITELY not visible on my 22" monitor. Many, many thanks. ...Freakin' fruitcake. (I mean that in a good way...sort of...) ------------------ (Insert witty one-liner signature HERE)<font size="1"> [This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 09, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 10, 1999 Share Posted December 10, 1999 Fruitcake is'nt an insult! In fact fruit cake makes a very good door stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted December 10, 1999 Share Posted December 10, 1999 So where has our Little Friend gone? Was that *(POP)* the sound of a sleek black beak popping someone's overinflated ego? ------------------ Never Pet a Burning Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 10, 1999 Share Posted December 10, 1999 Wait a minute...overinflated ego is my department! Umm...Lieutenant, I don't recall saying I found the gibberish annoying. In fact, I fing the surreality of it quite refreshing! Allow me to join in. "Little Johnny had a two-by-four, yippee skippy! And it's off to the races, 'cause it's llama night and he's ready to roll..." Anyway. Sure, I'd love some fruitcake. I'd like mine well-done, with a nice dijonnais sauce. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Emissary "Does the ocean start in my toilet?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 10, 1999 Share Posted December 10, 1999 ....Yep, he sure shot that one down, in a hurry. Why do I try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Aw, I'm sorry. Really. Why don't you believe me? Fine. Does the absurdity of my posts really bug you that much? Heck, I thought with that thing of evil bit, you were loosening up and joining in... Okay, here is my philosophy on the matter. This website is about a video game--most of the people who post here are quite young, certainly young enough not to have outgrown silly-type humor (plus the occasional silly adult ). There are enough things in this world that are taken seriously, and a great many more that should be taken more seriously...a thing like this, that is purely recreational in nature, should be protected from the hellish influence of so much severity. If we, as a society, do away with the absurd and (yes) immature, we run the risk of taking ourselves too seriously. When this happens to an individual, that person becomes bitter, runs a high blood pressure and turns gray long before his miserable life has squeezed the last ounce of spirit from him; a society suffers much the same way. When that individual chooses to let his guard down and accept...the silly, the absurd, he accomplishes one of the most important things needed for true happiness--he abases his own ego and puts forth a lessening of the world's severity from his own standpoint. If our society could just do this, we'd all be a lot better off! This is why I practice the absurd. It is a good reason, and I have no intention of ever changing it. If it makes you laugh, great; that's what it was supposed to do. If it doesn't...just keep it to yourself, because I'm certainly having fun and don't deserve to be intruded upon. Besides, the silly things I post here are meant only for those who appreciate them...I don't post the things I would say to people who don't. So, anyway, I think you're cool, Lieutenant. I'm not sure why I'm seeing a progressively less positive tone in your posts, but if my posts really bug you that much--just do us all the favor of not reading them. I think it's a shame, though...I never wanted to alienate anybody. See what I mean? Serious sucks! I'd rather just broil orange rubber Macy's parade balloon chickens by the light of the flickering, enormous moon. Hoowwwwwwll--! Boing! Boing! Boing! ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Emissary "Does the ocean start in my toilet?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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