Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Er.....yes, Captain. I'd love some peanuts, thank you. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Actually, Imladil, I'm afraid you've cornered me on this one....so I better just come right out with it. I <u>WAS</u> only playing around. This is NOT the first time I have made myself look like a complete ass by playing, well....too hard. Sometimes, I get too distracted with something ---- at any given time, I'm actually doing no less than five or six things at once, yet somehow accomplishing none of them ---- that I end up not paying suitable amounts of attention whenever I do them. I'm actually a certifiably-annoying person IRL, as I have one of the WORST cases of Attention Deficit Disorder seen in adults on record. This is *NOT* meant as an excuse for my many little faux pas you've had the delightful privilege of witnessing since my return, nor for my occassional GREAT BIG ONES (e.g. THIS ONE ), either.....but it IS, to the best of my so-called knowledge, the truth. I'm very sorry if I alienated you. I really never meant to, scout's honor (yes, I was one, many many moons ago). I give you my word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GUNNER Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Holy cow, me to Lt Guilo. I was also a Cub Scout and a Weeblow (sp). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Hey, it's cool, dude. Remember--I am on your side. If I mistook your tone, I apologize. Sometimes it's hard over the computer to tell when someone is joking or not...I've been guilty of that one, too! Sorry I fragged your stabilizer, there, Lieutenant. I think your R2 can get it for you, from the looks of it. Once upon a time there was a town full of small, green people with feathered hats. Eagles made short work of them. The end. I was never in the Boy Scouts, but in my Navy days I trained with the Marines. They're kind of like the Boy Scouts, only with more stamina in bar fights. Does that count? ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Emissary "Does the ocean start in my toilet?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Awwww, ain't that cute? The two fruitcakes have kissed and made up. ------------------ Never Pet a Burning Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 Holy crap Gulio! You want ADD look this way! I take Aderall (which is about 5 times a strong as ritaline ) every morning. I just hate people who say its not a real disorder. When I meet them, I go ADD and freak the hell out of them. Heh heh heh . ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --Commander R.A.V.E.N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 12, 1999 Share Posted December 12, 1999 I've occasionally been guilty of refusing to pay attention, but that's different... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted December 13, 1999 Share Posted December 13, 1999 Wow. we da ADD club!! I have it to, but it's not as bad as it was 3 years ago. in two years, I plan to be offa my medication. ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 R.A.V.E.N. - Adderall is for wussies. I take Desoxyn, which BTW is pharmaceutical METHAMPHETAMINE (otherwise known as "crank" or "crystal meth" on the streets), in dosages large enough to hotwire the Titanic. Medically prescribed. I'm perhaps the one person you'll ever meet who takes this stuff but _DOESN'T_ take it recreationally. THAT'S how bad I have it. So, BEAT THAT! Imladil - Aha! So THAT'S why I am able to appreciate your otherwise zany, offbeat humor - I was a swabbie too, yo? I knew there had to be SOME reason; guess it was all those months at sea, eh? *(nudge nudge, wink wink)* Gunster - Yes, same here. That's what I meant when I alluded to "scout's honor". WEBELOWs was far as I took it, also. Or maybe it was bobcat. No telling...I've, uhm, slept since then. Crackhead - ...*(Nodding head)*...Oh. BatMan - You may pucker up and KISS my rosy red rectum for that one, wise guy! <font size="1"> [This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 13, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 Truth be known, Lieutenant, I was just a reservist...and I transfered into the IRR soon after my active duty training, so I never got to go to sea (*sniffle*)! I wasn't much of a sailor, anyway. In real life I do pretty well, but in the Navy I was the guy with the smudge prints on his white hat, last to form up, etc...even went to captain's mast for missing a study group in A-school. *Sigh* those were the days. Very strange situation about the desoxyn! My girlfriend and roommate are reformed crank users, so I get to hear plenty of horror stories about what that drug can do to you...hats off to you for having to put up with it. (No sarcasm there--methamphetamine will literally destroy you from the inside out, kids!) I only hope the medicinal version is less toxic! Any South Park fans in the house? ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Emissary "Does the ocean start in my toilet?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 ------------------ Never Pet a Burning Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 Go catch bugs or something, you flying mouse! Jeez. I just feel bad I misinterpreted him, that's all. In Roman times, people would bathe by slathering themselves in olive oil, scraping it off and then jumping in the pool. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Thrashmonkey "When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element." --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted December 14, 1999 Share Posted December 14, 1999 That's what I do...doesn't everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 ...Doesn't everyone WHAT, Lujayne? ...Misinterpret me? Yeah....pretty much. But you knew that. No, Imladil, it is NOTHING like street meth. For starters, street drugs have been cut with God-knows-what, and are therefore impure. Pharmaceutical meth is NOT incapacitating in any degree. But it's also not what you'd call a "good-time" drug, either. It's just medication, man. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 Whoa, Guilo.... heavy. I ment Attention Deficit Disorder (but YOU knew that!! right?) ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 Yor're right Lt. I can't beat that, but I can Pogo for an hour straight! So HA!! ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --Commander R.A.V.E.N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 Ha, cute R.A.V.E.N. No, Lt G! I meant the Roman bath thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 15, 1999 Share Posted December 15, 1999 Hmmmm....somehow the thought of a pogo sticking raven, jumping up and down repeatedly and timing himself with a measured AWK! on each little hop, just.......makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 Ummm... BOING! --"Awk!" BOING! --"Awk!" BOING! --"Awk!" ...And you guys think I'm weird?!? ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Thrashmonkey "When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element." --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 LOL! It's even funnier to see me drive, though. *Beep* *AWK* *Beep* *AWK!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GUNNER Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 Lt. I did the whole nine yards. Cub scouts, webelows, boy scouts , went to all the "jambories" , hikes, camping , it was fun as all my friends were in the same time I was. I was never in any armed service but my Dad did 21 years in the navy, he was on the U.S.S. Ranger and did WWII and Korea. Can that get my some points? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sa Memax Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 R.A.V.A.N.'s getting a good spankin from papa. Whack! AWK!!!! SMACK! AAAAAWWWWWWKKKK!!!!!!! WHACK WHACK SMACK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 16, 1999 Share Posted December 16, 1999 Did someone call in air support? <font color=red>Hummmmm-mmm-mmmmmm--!</font> "Bad birdie! Bad birdie!" *Spank!* <font size=5><font color=red>Hummmmmmmmmmmmm--!</font></font> "Huh?" <font size=5><font color=yellow>ZAP-ZAP! ZAP-ZAP! ZAP-ZAP! ZAP--!</font></font> <font size=5><font color=red>Foomp!</font></font>"--Yaau-uuggh!" *(Raven flies off unaffected as the charred remains of Sa Memax contemplate the logic of wearing white body armor in green terrain.)* ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Thrashmonkey "When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element." --Little Jimmy [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited December 16, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 18, 1999 Share Posted December 18, 1999 <font size="7" color="FF0000">?</font><font size="7" color="FF8900">?</font><font size="7" color="FFFF00">?</font><font size="7" color="00FF00">?</font><font size="7" color="0000FF">?</font><font size="7" color="6900FF">?</font><font size="7" color="AB00FF">?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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