Guest BatMan Posted December 26, 1999 Share Posted December 26, 1999 It seems that there have been a lot of "list" topics lately. Here's my effort. Feel free to add to it. 1) I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 2)In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. 3)I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. 4)I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me. 5)Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears. ------------------ Never Pet a Burning Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 26, 1999 Share Posted December 26, 1999 6)I think McDonald's shamrock shakes should be served all year. 7)Small, furry animals are cute, but they have a carefully hidden agenda. 8)Getting wasted and killing things might make one a bad person, or it might not. 9)Everytime I take a step, I am making a very short orbital trajectory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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