Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 31, 1999 Share Posted December 31, 1999 But R.A.V.E.N.S. dune buggy uses a speed racer like device and turns into a submarine and powers its way to Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 31, 1999 Share Posted December 31, 1999 *(There is a massive earthquake in Hawaii, and the entire island slides directly on top of Raven's submarine. Imladil beams him out and counsels him about the wisdom of birds escaping underwater.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted December 31, 1999 Share Posted December 31, 1999 *(Wrings his hands like Snidely Whiplash and declares, "They are ALL playing right into my diabolical snare, muwah ha ha)* ------------------ ACK...Phht!! Bill the Cat [This message has been edited by Shootist (edited January 01, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skw Posted January 1, 2000 Share Posted January 1, 2000 **"launches nukes at the russians,leans back on his huge black chair and begins to laugh"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted January 5, 2000 Share Posted January 5, 2000 *(Reprograms missiles from remote satellite-link relay terminal; targets skw instead of Russia, and runs polymorphic encryption routine so that they cannot be re-reprogrammed)* ...ah, I feel better already. Don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted January 5, 2000 Share Posted January 5, 2000 *(Jumps for Joy)* *(Hopes Joy doesn't jump first)* ------------------ Never Pet a Burning Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel_jediknight Posted January 8, 2000 Share Posted January 8, 2000 You guys can be dangerous, you know. ------------------ What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? --------- We're doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted January 9, 2000 Share Posted January 9, 2000 I'm sure I don't know WHAT you're alluding to when you say that. Besides....I was told that would only apply in the event I were suddenly in possession of a brain.... !!! !!!...No, not that...I meant a brain of my very own, not another one on display in a formaldehyde suspension..... Whoa. Darned flashbacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel_jediknight Posted January 9, 2000 Share Posted January 9, 2000 Dangerous... in a funny way. ------------------ What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? --------- We're doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nute Gunray Posted January 10, 2000 Share Posted January 10, 2000 Makes another daily attempt to post. ------------------ I have far more interesting and important things to do with whatever time humanity has left than fretting about this load of BS...like hierarchizing my extensive collection of taped "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" episodes by lifelines and final answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted January 11, 2000 Share Posted January 11, 2000 SHE'S SINKIN' CAP'T!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 11, 2000 Share Posted January 11, 2000 What's everyone's favorite breakfast cereal? I like Cap'n Crunch's peanut butter cereal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted January 11, 2000 Share Posted January 11, 2000 I don't eat cereal in the morning! --L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted January 12, 2000 Share Posted January 12, 2000 Well, then L, when DO you eat cereal? ------------------ ACK...Phht!! Bill the Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted January 12, 2000 Share Posted January 12, 2000 Bran Flakes. They keep the ol' bowels regular. ------------------ Never Pet a Burning Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted January 12, 2000 Share Posted January 12, 2000 BatMan, Too much information!! Well Shootist, I just finished a bowl of cereal but a few moments ago. --L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GUNNER Posted January 12, 2000 Share Posted January 12, 2000 Hi everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 12, 2000 Share Posted January 12, 2000 <font color=red>BANG! BANG! BANG!</font> Cornflakes everywhere! Just another "cereal killing," folks...! <font size=1>Oh, nevermind.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted January 12, 2000 Share Posted January 12, 2000 I had some Rice Crispies this morning. Bad omen. The little guys had changed overnight into Dopey, Sneezy and Grumpy. When I poured milk on them they went Snork, Kriggle and Greesh. Ack...Phht! in the most serious degree. ------------------ ACK...Phht!! Bill the Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted January 13, 2000 Share Posted January 13, 2000 Uh, wow. That really IS bad luck. Go hide under that ladder over there...... ------------------ "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --Commander R.A.V.E.N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nute Gunray Posted January 13, 2000 Share Posted January 13, 2000 Things are strange here. ------------------ I have far more interesting and important things to do with whatever time humanity has left than fretting about this load of BS...like hierarchizing my extensive collection of taped "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" episodes by lifelines and final answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted January 13, 2000 Share Posted January 13, 2000 So what's your point?? That's the way we like it! --L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 13, 2000 Share Posted January 13, 2000 Um, if the observation "Things are strange here," is taken as true, then strange becomes normal within this context...and the statement is no longer true. Paradox! Paradox! And you guys wonder why Vulcans don't bother posting on this BBS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nute Gunray Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 Maybe because there aren't any Vulcans in the universe? ------------------ I have far more interesting and important things to do with whatever time humanity has left than fretting about this load of BS...like hierarchizing my extensive collection of taped "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" episodes by lifelines and final answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 Stop! You're hurting Imladil's ears! Imladil doesn't want to hear any more of this no Vulcan silliness. <font size=1>Coming from a four-foot green alien, anyway...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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