Guest rebel_jediknight Posted January 2, 2000 Share Posted January 2, 2000 Anybody want to speculate about some SW/ST character crosses? Here's how it happens: Voyager finds a wormhole, which takes them to the SW galaxy, where they meet all our good friends from the movies. Possible combinations: Threepio/Captain Janeway- yikes!! Threepio/Seven of Nine- Ouch!!! Threepio/Tuvok??- Help! Jar Jar/Seven- I don't want to think about what would happen!!! Jar Jar/Tuvok- RED ALERT! RED ALERT! Han/Janeway- Either they would get along really well, or they would drive each other crazy. Possible scenario: They've just met aboard Voyager. Janeway starts ordering Han around and he blows a fuse: "Look, Your Captainfulness, I take orders from just one person. Me." Blackout. Han/Q- Q: "You are a lower life-form." Han: "Lower life-form! Well, I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!" Leia/Janeway- Same as for Han/Janeway- either they get along, or they drive each other crazy. Possible scenario: Leia: "I don't know who you are, or where you came from. But from now on, you do what I say." Blackout. Can anybody think of any more? ------------------ What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? --------- We're doomed! [This message has been edited by rebel_jediknight (edited January 01, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 2, 2000 Share Posted January 2, 2000 Captain Kirk and Luke Skywalker: "Don't talk back to ME, you little punk space fairy!" *Smack!* Or what would happen in a conversation between Yoda and Tuvok? The conversation would go on for days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel_jediknight Posted January 2, 2000 Share Posted January 2, 2000 That's exactly why I didn't put it in, Imladil. How about Yoda and Seven of Nine? Or Yoda/Janeway? Those would be interesting! ------------------ What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? --------- We're doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Sceltor Posted January 2, 2000 Share Posted January 2, 2000 Hmph, not fully human are you, unable to become one with the Force you are. Force? We will assimilate it. ------------------ I'm a Sith on break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel_jediknight Posted January 2, 2000 Share Posted January 2, 2000 How about Han/Tuvok? Tuvok: "Most illogical." Han: "Yeah, really." Or Vader vs the Borg Queen? Borg Queen: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile-aahhhh!" (Falls to the ground choking as Vader does a Sith Force Choke.) Vader: "I find your lack of faith disturbing." Blackout. ------------------ What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? --------- We're doomed! [This message has been edited by rebel_jediknight (edited January 02, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 3, 2000 Share Posted January 3, 2000 "Hello, and welcome to Reality Debate 2000. Tonight's guests are Yoda, a two-foot Jedi master, and Q, an omnipotent superbeing. Our topic tonight: is the spoon real?" Bring popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel_jediknight Posted January 8, 2000 Share Posted January 8, 2000 HAHAHAHA!!! Now that would be interesting! How about C3PO vs. Data? OUCH! ------------------ What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? --------- We're doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted January 9, 2000 Share Posted January 9, 2000 Yeah, right. Like watching mold slowly form on a block of improperly-stored muenster cheese. C'mon, those two would get along so famously that they'd be swapping electric sheep jokes for several millennia...Artoo would be crushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rebel_jediknight Posted January 9, 2000 Share Posted January 9, 2000 Artoo and Seven of Nine would get along really well. ------------------ What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? --------- We're doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 11, 2000 Share Posted January 11, 2000 <font size=7><font color=red>Electric sheep jokes...!</font></font> Thanx! I needed a good laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nute Gunray Posted January 13, 2000 Share Posted January 13, 2000 Artoo? I'm sure he could find some company with another Artoo unit. ------------------ I have far more interesting and important things to do with whatever time humanity has left than fretting about this load of BS...like hierarchizing my extensive collection of taped "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" episodes by lifelines and final answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted January 13, 2000 Share Posted January 13, 2000 Don't even think about it, Nute!! rj, go for it!! --L. <font size=-2> [This message has been edited by Lujayne (edited January 12, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 13, 2000 Share Posted January 13, 2000 "How many electric sheep does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited January 13, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nute Gunray Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 I doubt that I could. My IP is probably banned. Or not. I just released one of those over on XWA. ------------------ I have far more interesting and important things to do with whatever time humanity has left than fretting about this load of BS...like hierarchizing my extensive collection of taped "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" episodes by lifelines and final answers. [This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited January 13, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 Q: "Why did the electric sheep cross the road?" A: "A negative charge on the other side precipitated electromangetic attraction." BAW-haw-haw-HAW--! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 "This electric sheep goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, 'Gimme a shot.' The bartender sez, 'We don't serve your kind in here.' So the electric sheep discharges 110,000 kilowatts of static electricity into the bar, instantly frying the bartender and all the patrons. Moral: don't mess with electric sheep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 Zen electric sheep riddle: "Does an electric sheep have a Buddha nature?" <font size=1>I'm having way too much fun with this electric sheep thing!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Electric sheep." "Electric sheep who?" "Baaa!" *crackle* "Baaaaaa!" *zap* ? [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited January 13, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 ... <u>Oy!</u> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 Q: "How can you tell when there's an electric sheep in your pajamas?" A: "By the smell of burned lanolin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 Imladil, my knowledge of electric sheep is somewhaat limited. Help me out here. Are electric sheep bi polar, or are those the dreaded North Polar Sheep? I've heard of barber polar sheep, and I hear that the Totem polar sheep are a sight too, but they're a bit violent for me. I did see a guy the other day following an electric sheep down to the stream with a sheer and a bowl of mint jelly...said he was hopin' that sucker would cook himself. ------------------ ACK...Phht!! Bill the Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 15, 2000 Share Posted January 15, 2000 Self-basting. Yum! Wake me when it's done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted January 15, 2000 Share Posted January 15, 2000 Here is something my friend rosencrantz wanted mt to add: Q.what's the difference between a rock song and a scottish folk song? A. the rock song goes "hey you, get offa my cloud!" and the scott. folk song goes "hey mcCloud, get offa my ewe!" ew. but enjoyable nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted January 16, 2000 Share Posted January 16, 2000 Baaa! Baa! <font size=1>Ooops! I mean:</font> Ha-ha-ha-ha...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted January 17, 2000 Share Posted January 17, 2000 I think you need more hobbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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