Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 20, 1999 Share Posted December 20, 1999 Okay here is the somewhat long but extremely funny "real newspaper headline list". Thank me later Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Farmer Bill Dies in House Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Stud Tires Out Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms Eye Drops off Shelf Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84 War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Deer Kill 17,000 Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training Include your Children when Baking Cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fenix007 Posted December 20, 1999 Share Posted December 20, 1999 Leno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 20, 1999 Share Posted December 20, 1999 WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 20, 1999 Share Posted December 20, 1999 Leno? White Trash Female??? Say what, over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted December 20, 1999 Share Posted December 20, 1999 Thanks, R.A.V.E.N.!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taarkin Posted December 22, 1999 Share Posted December 22, 1999 I laughed so hard, I woke my mom up ans she got out of bed to see what was so funny! ------------------ would you stand still if you were being approached by two naked men with Ewok food smeared all over them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 22, 1999 Share Posted December 22, 1999 Hey I've got some funny stories here that might interest you guys. Should I post em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sa Memax Posted December 23, 1999 Share Posted December 23, 1999 Haha.Hey Taarkin?What would you do?I certainly WOULD NOT stand still.YECH!!! Hey Raven.POST EM.POST EM.POST EM.PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 23, 1999 Share Posted December 23, 1999 Please don't post any funny stories here. This is a serious forum. <font size=1>(Yeah, right... )</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FireFly Posted December 23, 1999 Share Posted December 23, 1999 "Man shot 4 times, authorities suspect suicide" that actually appeared in a local newspaper a while back. wierd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ovienandenobi Posted February 5, 2000 Share Posted February 5, 2000 I laughed so hard I cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest z3po14 Posted February 5, 2000 Share Posted February 5, 2000 Hey Taarkin, you read X-wing series books? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted February 5, 2000 Share Posted February 5, 2000 Wow you had to dig back to get this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted February 15, 2000 Share Posted February 15, 2000 Wow. That was a peculiar, yet somehow perceptive reply, R.A.V.E.N.... You know how suspicious I get when I see such things coming from your direction....*(j\k)* ...and if you didn't, well then - NOW you do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted February 17, 2000 Share Posted February 17, 2000 Wha.... huh..... Who has woken me from my slumber?! Oh! LT. G! That was, un-nerving...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted February 18, 2000 Share Posted February 18, 2000 And yet, I see you still had the nerve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted February 18, 2000 Share Posted February 18, 2000 Ah, lack of nerve has never been a problem LT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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