Guest Imladil Posted December 21, 1999 Share Posted December 21, 1999 Little Jimmy's Top Ten Fun Facts About Kasan Moore 1: Kasan Moore is so massive that she can affect tides on the other side of the world. 2: Kasan Moore is an Imperial spy (Wedge voices his suspicions just before Kasan plans a mission that gets him shot down. Hmm.) 3: Kasan Moore is no better an X-wing pilot than she was with the TIE interceptor. 4: Kasan Moore wants Luke to "pick her up." Only a Jedi using the Force could accomplish this. 5: Control the twinkies and you control Kasan Moore. 6: In deep space, ships have to correct their course if Kasan Moore is nearby, to account for gravitational changes. 7: Kasan Moore never flies the airspeeder because its repulsor field is too weak to keep her off the ground. 8: The Rebel Alliance stocks two heavy cruisers with food just for Kasan Moore. 9: When leaving a planet at relativistic speeds, Kasan Moore's mass propells her forward to the future. 10: If Kasan Moore went snorkeling in the Bahamas, New York City would look like Venice, Italy. 10.5: Anyone who responds to this post be saying "Oohhh," is a hairless monkey boy with opposable thumbs. <font size=1>Vive la Resistance!</font> ! ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Samurai "If dolphins had thumbs, would we still be in control of the planet?" --Little Jimmy [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited December 21, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skw Posted December 21, 1999 Share Posted December 21, 1999 oohhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sa Memax Posted December 23, 1999 Share Posted December 23, 1999 Ooohhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 23, 1999 Share Posted December 23, 1999 <font size=1>Like fishing with a hand grenade...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 23, 1999 Share Posted December 23, 1999 Little Jimmy's Top Ten Reasons to Fear Christmas 1: Having to sit on some wino's lap in the shopping mall. 2: Reindeer poop on the roof. 3: The general widespread commercialization of what are supposed to be strong cultural values. That and eggnog. 4: Any fat fool with a sack thinks your chimney is an invitation to come on in... 5: For one day out of the year, people insanely wish it would snow. 6: Restaurant workers have one of their busiest days of the year. 7: Elves in Taiwan are a scary concept. 8: A flush of packages flooding the postal system make the situation ripe for terrorism by mail. 9: Only six more days till the Internet crashes and civilzation comes to a halt. 10: What's up with this glowing Chernobyl reindeer named Rudolph, anyway? <font size=1>Okay. It's someone else's turn to do a "top ten" list now...</font> ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Samurai "If dolphins had thumbs, would we still be in control of the planet?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FireFly Posted December 23, 1999 Share Posted December 23, 1999 A few strange top 10 lists... <a href="http://www.decipher.com/starwars/starwarsfun/index.html">http://www.decipher.com/starwars/starwarsfun/index.html</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nitro Posted December 23, 1999 Share Posted December 23, 1999 How about Nitro's infamous "+1000 Ways To Know You've Been Posting On XWA.Net Too Long!" Now that pissed Ike off. ------------------ Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in! -Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lujayne Posted December 24, 1999 Share Posted December 24, 1999 That thread rocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ikhnaton Posted December 24, 1999 Share Posted December 24, 1999 No it didn't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barticus Posted December 24, 1999 Share Posted December 24, 1999 Oh yeah, good thread. Moff Seerdon's Top 10 Pick-Up Lines 10. Hey baby, wanna feel the force? 9. I could USE a "pilot" like you..... 8. That flight suit is really tight on you, how do you get into it? 7. Nice ship, wanna do the horizontal bop? 6. Wanna rub my helmet? 5. Wanna see my "Light Saber" ignite? 4. What's a nice girl like you doing in a Y-Wing like that? 3. Speaking of Y-Wings........ 2. I work for Vader, do I make you randy baby? 1. Date me or die.....painfully. Ok, let the yelling commence. ------------------ Barticus Ru "Never throw things at a telekinetic"-Vance Astrovik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Guilo Posted December 25, 1999 Share Posted December 25, 1999 ....Or not. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 25, 1999 Share Posted December 25, 1999 YAAA-AAAA-AAAUUGGH! Good enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barticus Posted December 27, 1999 Share Posted December 27, 1999 Good enough. Ugh. ------------------ Barticus Ru "Never throw things at a telekinetic"-Vance Astrovik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 27, 1999 Share Posted December 27, 1999 Little Jimmy's Top Ten Spaceships 1: USS Voyager. Top speed warp 9.975, state of the art equipment. 2: USS Enterprise. A through E, a legacy of adventure. 3: Millenium Falcon. A smuggler's ship, through and through. 4: Battlestar Galactica. Formidable at sub-light speed. 5: USS Reliant. Small but tough; held her own against Enterprise in ST2, 6: Tantive IV. Captured at beginning of SW:NH, nevertheless got as far as Tatooine and saved the day. 7: Imladil's A-wing Thrustweasel. Small, fast, and almost impossible to hit with blasters. 8: Imladil's podracer Zoom Rabbit. Not technically a spaceship, but can blaze momentum with the best of them. 9: Imladil's blockade runner Stellar Corsair. Not associated with any movie; exists only as scratch-built model. Can still thrash badly. 10: Apollo 11. Have to include at least one real spaceship; this one made the most history. <font size=1>(Yes, I like spaceships!!!)</font> ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Filthy Animal "Can you prove the light goes out when you shut the door?" --Little Jimmy [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited December 27, 1999).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barticus Posted December 28, 1999 Share Posted December 28, 1999 Did anyone catch the Galactica marathon on Sci-Fi on Christmas Eve? Kick-A*s. I miss the Colonial Vipers............. ------------------ Barticus Ru "Never throw things at a telekinetic"-Vance Astrovik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 28, 1999 Share Posted December 28, 1999 Battlestar Galactica is a cool show, as long as you aren't looking at the science too closely. I always wanted to fly a viper; the turbo boosters look like fun! I also liked the show because of the drama. The good guys were getting their butts kicked, and it made the story more interesting. Too bad the show had to turn silly in the second season, because it had a good start. The first three episodes and the two episodes with the Pegasus stand on their own as movies, and they're pretty good. When I added a battlestar model to my collection, I chose to leave off the red battle-striping and name mine the Pacifica ("ship of peace")...sort of playing out the dream of returning to deep space exploration, as Apollo was talking about at the very beginning of the premiere episode. I made the mistake of buying a videotape of a movie spliced together from the Galactica: 1980 series. It's called "The Cylon Conquest of Earth..." don't let it fool you. It's NOT worth watching (IMHO). <font color=red>Humm-humm...humm-humm...humm-humm...</font><font color=yellow> By your command...</font> ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the Filthy Animal "Can you prove the light goes out when you shut the door?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skw Posted December 29, 1999 Share Posted December 29, 1999 HEY (THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO DO THIS) i know that program. It used to be on tv over here but it stopped now.(we only have 4 channels.(imagine a frowning or embarassed face here) i like the main actor he's very good at being a futuristic bla bla bla see ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 29, 1999 Share Posted December 29, 1999 Four channels? The sun truly has set on the British Empire, hasn't it? Yippee! Yippee! Boing! Yippee! (This message brought to you by Radio Free Saturn, ensuring a safe hydrogen supply for the future.) <font size=1>Vive la resistance!</font> ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the pink hairless monkey "Where do cats think catfood comes from?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 30, 1999 Share Posted December 30, 1999 You like the colonial vipers do you Imladil? Well I happen to have a model of one I built sitting on top of my monitor. Neat-O-Right-O? (that was a R.A.V.E.N.I.T.E. cultural slur.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 30, 1999 Share Posted December 30, 1999 Oooooohhh...trippy! I got the kids Naboo starfighters for Christmas, and right now they're parked on top of the monitor. (Insert Twilight Zone music here.) I used to have a viper when I was an early teen; it was the first model I bothered to paint properly. I think I shot it up in the backyard during my BB gun phase. Sure wish I hadn't; one version of each of the BG model kits showed up at my local hobby store, and I only got the battlestar and Cylon raider before the other two were sold. Missed that sucker! Note: the Cylon raider looks suspiciously like a V-wing. Is it possible the RS designers thought a raider would be fun to fly...? You're into spaceship models, Raven? Which ones do you have? (and yes, toys count.) ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the pink hairless monkey "Where do cats think catfood comes from?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R.A.V.E.N. Posted December 30, 1999 Share Posted December 30, 1999 ? Okay you asked for it. Models: Tyderium Shuttle Collonial Viper Enterprize D X-wing B-wing Tie Fighter Vaders tie Voyager Tie interceptor Anakins Pod Racer Star Destroyer Speeder Bike At-At At-St Millenum Falcon Cut Away Millenum falcon Micro machines: Other than list them I just say Im only missing 3 in the set. Legos: Anakins Podracer Lukes Landspeeder Speeder bikes Naboo Fighter X-Wing Misc: Dangly Tie Thing Dangly X-Wing Thing Puzz-3D Millenum Falcon I've collected these over time, and this does not include my model plane, and Military Models. To tell the truth the most rescent one I did was the Collonial Viper, that was about 7 months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BatMan Posted December 30, 1999 Share Posted December 30, 1999 I dunno Imladil I never could get into Battlestar Gallactica. Just never saw the attraction. But I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm with you on the whole Star Trek thing. Capt. Kirk would open up a can o' whoopass on any stormtrooper I've ever seen. I mean with that hammy over-acting how could he not? ------------------ Never Pet a Burning Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 30, 1999 Share Posted December 30, 1999 Man on, Right Bat! <font size=1>Er, I mean...</font> Right on, Batman! Star Trek is swell. Kirk could beat the ever-loving dog***t out of Darth Vader, and wouldn't need the drunk Scotsman or quiet Vulcan to back him up. Just play the music, and Kirk thrashes the screen. Raven, do you have any of the Action Fleet vehicles? I used to disdain "pre-builts" in favor of ones I'd built myself, until Galoob came out with the Action Fleet series. They're detailed enough that they display right alongside the "serious" kits...plus they have little poseable dudes inside! I took the little Luke from the front seat of my airspeeder (replacing him with Dack, who always wanted to fly anyway but didn't get to before he died) and put him in my TIE interceptor's cockpit. Won't the Imperials be surprised! ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the pink hairless monkey "Where do cats think catfood comes from?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted December 31, 1999 Share Posted December 31, 1999 All I need is an A-Wing and my old trilogy Action Fleet collection will be complete. to bad they don't make 'em anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted December 31, 1999 Share Posted December 31, 1999 I have the same problem! No A-wing...and the A-wing is my favorite ship in Rogue Squadron. It is so totally unfair... So two of the ships on my list are virtual spaceships and not models. Thrustweasel, because they don't make the A-wing anymore, and Zoom Rabbit because they don't make the Neva Kee podracer. I guess that's appropriate, since this whole forum is virtual in nature. ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy." --Imladil the pink hairless monkey "Where do cats think catfood comes from?" --Little Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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