Guest The Master Posted May 4, 2000 Share Posted May 4, 2000 a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 4, 2000 Share Posted May 4, 2000 of posts, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 4, 2000 Share Posted May 4, 2000 Chillin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 4, 2000 Share Posted May 4, 2000 Well that was alot of junk but now I'm up to 93 posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ikhnaton Posted May 4, 2000 Share Posted May 4, 2000 guys, that sort of stuff is not allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 4, 2000 Share Posted May 4, 2000 Sorry, I was just trying to get him mad for copying him. ------------------ When you don't have something to say, just smile. -Captain Picard from Star Trek [This message has been edited by The Master (edited May 04, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 5, 2000 Share Posted May 5, 2000 Yeah, Master behave yourself. Geeez I can't believe some of the stuff you do. If you don't behave I'll get your apprentice on you, I hear he has it in for you. So.....um yeah, nevermind. [This message has been edited by Chillin (edited May 04, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 5, 2000 Share Posted May 5, 2000 Gentlebeings, I would suggest a few guidelines for forum posting etiquette; 1: Say something. Even if you have nothing to say and that is what you're saying...fine. Just say something. Saying nothing just makes for an empty online reading experience. 2: Be nice or be playful. Never be mean, even in self defense. 3: Never use a signature longer than your post. If the post is short...no signature. 4: Use the smilies to communicate, not just to be cute. They're useful in replacing the tone of voice and body language communication that we lose over the Internet, and can help you be understood if used properly. 5: Send Imladil ten dollars in an stamped envelope to p.o. box... ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 5, 2000 Share Posted May 5, 2000 IMLADIL... Occasionally the message in the signature is more pertinent than the post. But I wholeheartedly agree with the bit about bein' mean even in self defense..Ya big booger picker you! ------------------ Don't do things like wear stinkey green tennis shoes, they may get a lot of attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love...Ack...Phhht!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 5, 2000 Share Posted May 5, 2000 Okay Imladil how about this! I'm happy ! I'm sad ! I'm embarassed ! I'm really happy ! I'm cool ! I'm mad ! Also, COOLIN' me and my Apprentice have made a truce and right now he is out hunting people. I'd be happy to put you on his list! [This message has been edited by The Master (edited May 05, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 5, 2000 Share Posted May 5, 2000 But Master, my list is long enough! Why not give it to... WHEELER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 6, 2000 Share Posted May 6, 2000 What? Give me that entrenching tool! we have enough of a problem with fluorescent mice around here as it is--! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 6, 2000 Share Posted May 6, 2000 My Apprentice! You don't meen that fat freak! Not the BLOB! I'd like to see you shoot him down! Everyone else that reads this message, I don't expect you understand this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 6, 2000 Share Posted May 6, 2000 Wheeler is a honkin 800 pound 11 year old that eats and smashes little kids and everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 7, 2000 Share Posted May 7, 2000 I saw a hundred-ton honkin' eighteen-wheeler once...is that close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 8, 2000 Share Posted May 8, 2000 I don't think you get it. This is a 800-POUND, 11 YEAR OLD KID! Not an 18-wheeler. He is scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 8, 2000 Share Posted May 8, 2000 Master, is there a story behind this or are you and Apprentice gonna continue keepin' secrets and talkin' to yersef? ------------------ Don't do things like wear stinkey green tennis shoes, they may get a lot of attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love...Ack...Phhht!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 8, 2000 Share Posted May 8, 2000 Well I enjoy talkin to myself. So let my Master explain it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Okay, let me try to explain this to all of you who are wondering what we are talking about. Me and my Apprentice know a real fat boy named Kyle Wheeler (that is his real name). He weighs a whole lot, when we said 800-pounds, we are not kidding. He is only 11 years of age. He has only 2 friends that I know of. They are only 1/8 of his size. He smashes them into walls, sits on them, and other ways of hurting them for fun (I'm not his friend). His friends are well, lets just say they have mental problems. It is the same for Kyle, he has extreme mental problems. If you try to hurt him I doubt it would hurt much. I have tried to punch him, he didn't even flinch. So there you are. All this I just told you IS TRUE! I garentee it! My Apprentice will even confirm this for me! Ii am not kidding! Just hope you don't come in contact with you or else you are doomed! Then their is big head, but that is an entire different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Well, maybe this Wheeler kid is only being mean to other kids because he's tired of being made fun of. I know how cruel children can be, so I can just assume that he's taken his share of the teasing. I realize that this teasing probably happened when he was very young, so you guys probably aren't to blame...but he's still hurting inside, and it's just human nature to take that out on the people around you (some adults don't even get that one.) I'm not saying that it's okay to be a bully. Obviously, the kind of punishment you're describing is very wrong, no matter what the circumstances. Unfortunately, fighting him back won't help him with his problems...just keep him from attacking you. But keeping him from attacking you saves just yourself--wouldn't you rather be a hero, and save Wheeler as well? There's a different way to approach this. Try getting to know him, maybe find an interest in common. Maybe you like the same video games. When I made friends with one of my bullies in school, he wound up keeping other bullies from picking on me...so it could pay off in the long run. Making friends with someone who carries a lot of anger can be hard, since they tend to carry it around them as a shield and use it to keep others from getting too close. Just realize that his anger is actually fear, and it will give you the understanding necessary to breach the distance. By seeing anger and recognizing it as fear, you can take enmity and turn it to compassion. Oh, wow! Was I just preaching...? Nevermind. I'm sure your problems with Wheeler will work out just fine without my interference. Adios. ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest young_zev Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Use the Force. Don't give in to anger. That leads... to the Dark Side. Stop messin' with the fat kid! Go play some more Rogue Squadron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 10, 2000 Share Posted May 10, 2000 Wait a moment, you didn't hear the Entire story! I don't go around picking on him! He comes up to you and like pushes you or hits you for no reason. I don't like picking on people, but when you are continuly getting pushed around by a kid that is just plain annoying you have to defend yourself. Plus he alwats follows me around when I tell him to go away. I am a polite person, but you just can't help it. You have to defend yourself in a non violent way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 11, 2000 Share Posted May 11, 2000 I understand. He's a bigger, meaner kid...a bully. They are a phenomenon I see all the time... I didn't mean to offend you, The Master, or butt in with an unsolicited opinion. I will get OFF MY HIGH HORSE now and mind my own business. Have you tried reasoning with a baseball bat? ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 11, 2000 Share Posted May 11, 2000 A baseball bat is a good idea, but as I said, I'm not a violent man. (Well kinda) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 I tried to be nice to him once and play a game with him, but in the end, I ended up falling down a flight of stairs with him on top of me all the way down. And by the way, it HURT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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