Guest Shootist Posted May 15, 2000 Share Posted May 15, 2000 Hmm...favorite view? I guess that'd be seeing smoking bad guys in my REARVIEW mirrors. I have had dual 18 wheeler type mirrors installed on both sides of my trusty V-wing. (Complete with the "Things may be closer than they appear" little insert mirrors) ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 15, 2000 Share Posted May 15, 2000 ...And chrome 'Daisy Duke' mudflaps on the exhaust cowlings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 And the war of the flying monkeys has started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 I need to start talking in here, It's my topic after all. How'd we get from favorite views to flying monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 I, personally, am quite alarmed to see the subject of flying monkeys come up! I should mention that I have a broadsword and a shotgun right by the computer just in case those winged *******s find out where I am. Go on...make my day. ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 Ahhhhhhhh! The flying monkeys have guns!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 That is a nice size gun! Must be a .50 caliber mag. at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 17, 2000 Share Posted May 17, 2000 Aha! I know how to deal with these pesky flying monkeys...! Introducing: cartoon ninja space pirates with phaser rifles! About a hundred of them, all drunk on rum, yelling 'banzai!' and disinitegrating everything in their way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 17, 2000 Share Posted May 17, 2000 A friend of mine named Dorothy told me the flying monkeys had been enslaved by a wicked witch (from out West)named Kasan. She doses them with massive amounts of Valium to make them subservient.Then she makes them snort the Upsidaisium that she stole from Bullwinkle to make them fly. If we can just get her wet the flying monkeys would be very appreciative. ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere [This message has been edited by Shootist (edited May 17, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 18, 2000 Share Posted May 18, 2000 Ahem! When I read the last line of Shootist's post concerning his plans with Kasan, I want NO part of it...! ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 18, 2000 Share Posted May 18, 2000 FOMCL (fallin' outta my chair laughin')...NOOO...Not THAT kinda wet you space jockey!! I mean drop water from a screamin' A-wingey....I gotta go catch a breath HAHAHAHAHAHA ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 19, 2000 Share Posted May 19, 2000 Oh. All right, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 19, 2000 Share Posted May 19, 2000 Uh oh! Those monkeys have rocket launchers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 They can keep their puny rocket launchers, I've got Nukes!!! Monkey guts everywhere AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 keep it clean. especially you, SHOOTLIST. strike one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master's Apprentice Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 Yes Dear ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere [This message has been edited by Shootist (edited May 19, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 *squeak, squeak!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They now have an atomic bomb! But how did they get it! Were all gonna die!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 21, 2000 Share Posted May 21, 2000 Don't worry I have a proton disintigrating plasma ray blaster, and it's set to kill! No more monkeys! We're free of their tyrany! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 22, 2000 Share Posted May 22, 2000 Alright I just posted this post so someone might look at my other one, but if we're not posting here anymore then completely disregarde this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 24, 2000 Share Posted May 24, 2000 Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! All the wicked witches are attaking the forum! Where is the scare crow, tin man, and cowardly lion when you need them. Or the buckets of water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 24, 2000 Share Posted May 24, 2000 The Lollipop kids cornered the water market and are chargin' King Tut's ransom fer a bucket of the stuff!!! ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 25, 2000 Share Posted May 25, 2000 No! Nnot the lolly pop guild! I can't take it any more! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 25, 2000 Share Posted May 25, 2000 Plenty o' water here on Arrakis. We had a wicked witch here one time, but she stomped off into the desert... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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