Guest Imladil Posted May 15, 2000 Share Posted May 15, 2000 All right! Quit screwing around on the computer, and go tell your mother you love her. It's Mother's Day, fer crissakes...! I'll be right here, waiting. Go on. ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 But I live so far away! Oh well, I'll just send a card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 The master, how can you be on the Internet but not have a telephone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 16, 2000 Share Posted May 16, 2000 Well I use, ummm, a magical internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 17, 2000 Share Posted May 17, 2000 Oh, well, actually I'm living on a space station a million and a half years in the future, on the other side of the galaxy, and I'm accessing the Internet with a reversed tachyon temporal communications shunt, focused off your world's gravity well and spliced into your primitive telecommunications grid through your own GPS satellite system. So I guess you could say I don't have a phone, either... ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 17, 2000 Share Posted May 17, 2000 My phone line was taken down by a gravity storm. I have perfected the art of mental electromagnetic manipulation with emphasis on the communications field. However, my messages can only be interpreted by people who have been exposed to a lightning shower. ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere [This message has been edited by Shootist (edited May 17, 2000).] [This message has been edited by Shootist (edited May 17, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 18, 2000 Share Posted May 18, 2000 Hello, Shootist, this is Space Radio, over? *Fzap! Crackle!* tuning in to your frequency... *Fweep!* ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 18, 2000 Share Posted May 18, 2000 Weeeooohh...shnip..Crazzle..woop...This is W.A.R.P radio..today's weather will be all outside and mostly above ground. The weather is here, wish you were beautiful... ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 19, 2000 Share Posted May 19, 2000 W.A.R.P.=Weird And Radioactive Personality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 19, 2000 Share Posted May 19, 2000 Oh thank you ever so kindly. It's nice to be recognized. ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 19, 2000 Share Posted May 19, 2000 Okay! I admit I have a phone! But that doesn't meen I can't sneak into other people's houses while their gone and use their internet. I'm not saying that I do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 Aha! Now I know! Next time, stay out of my Hostess cupcakes, too! ...And don't scare my kitties, either. They've been acting weird lately. ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 Same with my puppies. I think something is wrong with these little baby animals that we call pets! What is this world coming to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 21, 2000 Share Posted May 21, 2000 The vetenarian clinic. ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 22, 2000 Share Posted May 22, 2000 Well I guess that is where I should head before I go insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 22, 2000 Share Posted May 22, 2000 .....with the puppies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 22, 2000 Share Posted May 22, 2000 I swear whenever I leave I loose something, either I have rats with a steady supply of steroids or one of you zaps yourselves over. If it is you knock it off, it gets anoying after awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 23, 2000 Share Posted May 23, 2000 Don't look now my fellow hooligan pilots, but Father's Day is almost upon us. ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 23, 2000 Share Posted May 23, 2000 <font size=5>AAA</font>AA--aaaah HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! *Snort!* HAW! HAW! HAW!.......oh, my. *(Wipes tear from eye.)* Shootist comes up with the world's best signatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 23, 2000 Share Posted May 23, 2000 Whoa, okay. Very, very, scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 24, 2000 Share Posted May 24, 2000 Ya once Scotty beamed me down with one of my friends on the planet Betaziod, but the problem is, as I looked over at my friend, I only saw his head. So the is a WARNING! Never let Scotty beam you down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 24, 2000 Share Posted May 24, 2000 Thanx IMLADIL we try to please. I have no idea where they come from. Perhaps they come when I'm contemplating the drops of water that the elephant sprayed on the mirror. ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 24, 2000 Share Posted May 24, 2000 I always have Daisy Duke beam me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 25, 2000 Share Posted May 25, 2000 Well any more I have the trustworthy Gordi Laforge beam me down. Luckly he is a little more mentaly in there than Scotty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 25, 2000 Share Posted May 25, 2000 Well if you want someone reliable you can count on me. Lalala, zap the head here, an arm there... ------------------ "For eternal happiness send 10 dollars to Chillin at Chillin@dellnet.com" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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