what arer rogue squadron's colors.....red and what else?

[Guest The Master]

This argument about colors is getting out of hand.

[Guest The Master's Apprentice]

It would be better if we were all just color blind.

[Guest Imladil]

You won't think that when you come to a busy stoplight!

[Guest The Master]

I have an idea! Lets just paint the ships each time the seasons and holidays. For example, red and green for Christmas, orange and brown for Holloween and so on. It would solve this converation.

[Guest Imladil]

I'm painting mine day-glo yellow and putting red-and-blue cop strobe lights on the dome...then a concert PA amplifier hooked up to a feedback generator.

 

My intention is to disorient the enemy with random stimuli.

 

[Guest Chillin]

I have a new paint job each week, this week is TIE-DIE week.

 

I don't know if anyone will get the joke, ya know tie-dye the color, TIEs that die, HAHA....yep.

[Guest The Master]

I understood it and it was original. Nice joke.

[Guest Chillin]

Why thank you my good man, or woman.

[Guest Shootist]

Can I change my vote to 'Paisley Print'?

 

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Boldly Going Nowhere

[Guest The Master]

I'm a man.

[Guest Chillin]

Well to confuse the enemy I have little fireworks launchers all over my X-Wing, and then I have Supersonic bombs that create sonic bombs when they explode, if they're close enough to it they're brains explode, if not they just get diosoriented and start bleeding out the ears. Thats why I always wear ear plugs.

[Guest Shootist]

Take it easy T Master, so am I, but paisley print really gets yer enemy to underestimate you by attaching the same stereotype you did. hehehe...uh...I mean HAW HAW HAW!!!

 

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

[Guest The Master]

Don't take me wrong, when I said I was a man I said it as a statement, not sarcasticly or mad or what ever. Just didn't want you to take me wrong.

[Guest Shootist]

Okey Dokey. Just remember, if you're big and bad enough, you don't have to explain to ANYBODY what colors ya like.

Yeah, though I walk through the Valey of The Shadow of Death, I will fear no Evil, for I AM Death, and this is MY $%)* Valley!

 

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

[Guest Imladil]

Well, I've discovered that people mess with you less if you seem TOTALLY ****ING CRAZY.

 

<font size=1>I mean crazy like don't-sit-next-to-me-on-the-bus, quit starin' at me, where's my check? type of crazy.</font>

[Guest The Master]

Oh. Like me, kind of.

[Guest Chillin]

No wonder I always have a seat on the bus...

[Guest The Master]

While I drive......

[Guest Shootist]

But I OWN THE BUS!!!

 

[This message has been edited by Shootist (edited May 28, 2000).]

[Guest Imladil]

But I am the bus. Where's my token?

 

[Guest The Master]

But you don't drive the bus!

[Guest Chillin]

So I own the bus company that owns the bus and the driver, what ya gonna do now?

[Guest Shootist]

I'm CEO of the entire conglomerate that owns everything associated with busing. Next comes God...but let's don't go there.

 

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

[Guest Chillin]

Well what if I was a moderator here and said you can't talk about owning bus companies, that would end your fun real quick now wouldn,t it?

[Guest The Master]

Well I own the space bus company. So ha! You can't do anything to me now! Now get to the back of my bus!