Guest Lt Cracken Posted May 18, 2000 Share Posted May 18, 2000 Back, and in full throttle. ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 18, 2000 Share Posted May 18, 2000 Welcome back!! ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted May 18, 2000 Share Posted May 18, 2000 thanx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 18, 2000 Share Posted May 18, 2000 Greetings, human. Unless you're actually a very sophisticated AI program, in which case all bets are off. Otherwise, howdy! ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 19, 2000 Share Posted May 19, 2000 I saw that episode of Dragon Ball Z, it was cool. So you were gone...so thats why no one yelled at me when I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 19, 2000 Share Posted May 19, 2000 Oh, and we all behaved like drunken goats in an ice rink while you were gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 19, 2000 Share Posted May 19, 2000 Yep, more drunk than that Imladil. Should we sumerize what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lt Cracken Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 oh, please, HUMOR me. ------------------ Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto, THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!! Vegeta, DragonBall Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 Well, it all started when Shootist and I rolled in with the tequila and Mexican hookers. Since the rest of the squad was there on shore leave, we all partied the town up until about two a.m. Two a.m. was when we discovered the local police didn't have a sense of humor. The Master was running a bedsheet up the flagpole at City Hall while Raven and Chillin shot flaming arrows at it. Well, one arrow hit the Mayor's house...his daughter's bedroom window, actually. The Master's Apprentice went in after it while Lujayne and rebel_jediknight started up the local air raid siren. By the time CNN got there, the police were flushing the streets with tear gas and several city blocks were on fire. We were all okay, though. We rocketed out in our starfighters. ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited May 20, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 And thus, here we all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 20, 2000 Share Posted May 20, 2000 LT., Imladil didn't want to tell you about stealin' the Royal Lipizahn Stallions and riding them through the Kentucky Derby like a bunch of drunk cowboys. I'm afraid we had too much fun chasing all the mares around Lexington right before post time. We force fed the horses mint julips til LUJAYNE showed us how to play horse soccer in the track's infield...much fun was had by all. Then Daisy Duke showed up and everybody sobered up so she would let us drive the General Lee around the track. There's more but I AIN'T TELLIN' ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere [This message has been edited by Shootist (edited May 20, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 21, 2000 Share Posted May 21, 2000 There was one more thing we dunked Kasan in a burning vat of tar, shoved her in my proton torpedo launch tube and launched her into space where she imploded because her mass, and turned into a black hole. And just before she started sucking up the planet we went to lightspeed and got away. We are going to have to make sure no one goes near there and pulled out of hyperspace and crushed to a million pieces in the maw. Hey ya know what, we destroyed a planet, I guess that makes us as powerful as a Death Star. [This message has been edited by Chillin (edited May 20, 2000).] [This message has been edited by Chillin (edited May 20, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 21, 2000 Share Posted May 21, 2000 Anyone mention yet how the ancient god of wine, Bacchus, made an appearance and dubbed us all official 'Bacchateers?' I think that was before we derailed the circus train, but I could be wrong about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 22, 2000 Share Posted May 22, 2000 Wasn't my Apprentice on board that train before we derailed it? [This message has been edited by The Master (edited May 21, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 22, 2000 Share Posted May 22, 2000 Well, the last I saw of The Master's Apprentice was when he broke into the pikachu pen at the city zoo. Things looked pretty scary down that way, which was why Shootist and I stole that teevee news helicopter and dumped forty tons of flour into the crowd. Who woulda thought the FAA had a regulation about aerial flour bombardment, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 23, 2000 Share Posted May 23, 2000 ...and then we found out that the Vatican really frowns on it when you steal the Pope mobile and enter it in the Talladega 500. Shucks, after we painted it black and stinciled a big white "3" the crowd didn't know whether to cheer or pray. We only got second place...Earnhardt was a bit confused too. ------------------ Boldly Going Nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 23, 2000 Share Posted May 23, 2000 I think we frightened him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 23, 2000 Share Posted May 23, 2000 I think I frightened myself off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 24, 2000 Share Posted May 24, 2000 Oh well, there comes a time in all of our lives that we scare ourselfs of into some small, dark corner. So your not alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 24, 2000 Share Posted May 24, 2000 If you want something really scarey, you should go into a dark room and think about that one thing where there is no life after death and no god nothing this life on Earth is it thats all. If you really think about it in depth it is the scariest thing, well to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shootist Posted May 24, 2000 Share Posted May 24, 2000 LT CRACKEN..uh..hello...you gettin' all this? Ya missed a whole bunch-o-fun...uh..hello? ------------------ VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Master Posted May 25, 2000 Share Posted May 25, 2000 I get it! Wait, I'm not LT CRACKEN... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chillin Posted May 25, 2000 Share Posted May 25, 2000 He's not replying to any of this, I think he left us again. Helllooo, Cracky are you out there? ------------------ "For eternal happiness send 10 dollars to Chillin at Chillin@dellnet.com" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted May 25, 2000 Share Posted May 25, 2000 Aw, he'll show up in a month or so, be officious for awhile, then silently disappear... The moderator to watch out for is Lujayne...she watches, but doesn't say much so people forget she's there. Don'tcha, Lujayne? <font size=1>Watch her not say anything.</font> ------------------ "Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?" --Thrustweasel of Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Innror Posted May 25, 2000 Share Posted May 25, 2000 Well, she's in China right now, so she doesn't watch you guys that much at the moment i think not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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